Dio....

[Sputty]

Will you allow us to share the :love: and marry me?

[ABRAXAAS]

SPAMER BAN HIM!!!:rofl: :rofl:


sorry carry on :D :love:

[�io]

:eek:

[Sputty]

That a yes?

[ABRAXAAS]

well that smiley says it all the open eager mouth athe fluttering come hither eyes, id say thats a yes:D

[Sputty]

:D YAY!!!!!!!

[ABRAXAAS]

We are gathered hear today to witness the unholly union of these to whores, Sputty do you take deo to be your lawfully wedded bitch ?

[Sputty]

Yes

[ABRAXAAS]

And do you dio take sputty as your lawfully wedded mangina

[ABRAXAAS]

I will take your muffled silence as a yes.

If there is anyone here that feels these to forum whores should not be wed in the unhollyest of unholly matramony then speak or forever hold your peace.

[mistled]

I object.... there will be no manlove in {BOHICA} and that is final.

[ABRAXAAS]

By the power vested in me I now pronounce you man and man, you may now molesterbate the bride :D


:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: I told my self I wouldnt cry

[Sputty]

Yay....Dio and I are now married!!!!!!:tear: I'm so...very...very...happy..:tear:

[ABRAXAAS]

Damn it he was objecting while i was typing so his objection is over ruled the merriage is valid,
:D

[mistled]

Nope, scratch that... I objected in time dang it :P~

[mistled]

You tried to sneak this past me while I was typing in the french thread and I'll have none of it!!!! /me gets his shotgun

[Sputty]

Stop trying to ruin our love!!!

[mistled]

Stop trying to seduce a member of my clan!!!

[ABRAXAAS]

Run boys daddys gettin his gun ,run free and gay :D

[mistled]

You're next abrax

[ABRAXAAS]

Hey dont shoot me Its just my job

[Navaron]

/SLITS ABRAXX THROAT while bitching at mist

[Sputty]

I'd think Nav would be happy about the joining of WAMS members...

[ABRAXAAS]

If you guys are looking for a nice honeymoon spot might i suggest the continent of Cysor you'll be wisked ahway to a all inclusive resort, where every waking hour will be spent fighting side by side , or over under :brow: in a never ending war of massive proportions, all payed for byThe NEW COGLOMERATE
"Freedom from oppression!" and MAN LUBE! f"or the little mangina in all of us" .:D

[mistled]

Originally posted by Sputty
I'd think Nav would be happy about the joining of WAMS members... I'm telling you, no manlove in {BOHICA}. None. At all. Ever.

[ABRAXAAS]

Im not one for man love but you cant stand in the way of love :love:

[Sputty]

Especially Canadian :love:

[mistled]

maybe *I* can't, but my shotgun stands wherever the hell it wants :D

[Nohimn]

Wasn't this thread about love?! Which reminds me...:


X , will you marry me?!

[mistled]

:rofl:

[Nohimn]

:love: :withx: :love:

[�io]

It's a sad sad day in PSU when some freaky man-love marriage about me creates so much spam. I feel all dirty, i caused spam, damn you Sputty!

Oh and btw i must not-so-reluctently say no to your proposal.

/me gets his beamer and joins Nav and his shotgun


P.S.: A very appropriate "Ready to run" from the dixie chicks just began playing on my winamp. :D

[Jaged]

Awww, Sputty got his wittle heart broken. Ya know sputty, if you need someone to love, I am always available.:)

[ABRAXAAS]

Funny thing is I applyed online and I am a Ordained minister of the church of something or other cant remember so theoretically YOUR MARRIED :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mistled]

in the US, you have to have a license for that particular state... don't know how that works in Canada though

[Arshune]

I know some Canadians. I hear that you can marry goats there!

[ABRAXAAS]

well I dont think online counts :D

[�io]

Originally posted by Arshune
I know some Canadians. I hear that you can marry goats there!

Only if they are more than 3 years old, and preferably cute.

[Arshune]

Originally posted by ABRAXAAS
well I dont think online counts :D
Nope, guy goes to school with me...he's the weirdest person I know, and I hang out with all the stoners. BTW, Canada is SCARY AS HELL from what he tells me. Bad place, very bad place.

[�io]

Originally posted by Arshune
Nope, guy goes to school with me...he's the weirdest person I know, and I hang out with all the stoners. BTW, Canada is SCARY AS HELL from what he tells me. Bad place, very bad place.


Do i really need to comment? :D

[ABRAXAAS]

Originally posted by Arshune
Nope, guy goes to school with me...he's the weirdest person I know, and I hang out with all the stoners. BTW, Canada is SCARY AS HELL from what he tells me. Bad place, very bad place.

Scary ? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Arshune]

Yes, scary. He tells me tales of winters that reach temperatures of below -15 degrees celsius and all sorts of other crazy things like emu farms. Canada sounds like a very strange place to be by his account, but it could just be that the guy's a looney bin. I'm gonna stick with the scary place story anyway though.

[Yuyi]

:spam:

[Nohimn]

hells no! Canada rocks! things are dirt cheap there (even with the %15 percet tax rate)

[Ranger]

Marrying goats..... :O_O: :sick: :nono:

[Nohimn]

but what if you love that goat?! ARE YOU WILLING TO STEP BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS GOAT?!

[�io]

-15?

That's it?

I've been freezing my ass off in -30s for weeks and you're scared of a -15?

:flamemad:

:p

[Sputty]

BTW, Emu farms exist..which is odd oncisdering it's an ausralian animal and then would be used to really hot temps. Heh, it's always funny to drive past one..I know of one Emu farrm but there may be more..

[Tobias]

ABRAXAAS, you cant use your minister powers to marry Dio, and heres why in the spirit of stupidity of this thread:

Dio starts with a D and is three letters long, like the latin word Dea.

If you change the gender of Dea from female to male you get Deus.

In latin Deus means god, meaning somehow that Dio is god, so without his approvel you could not marry him and Sputty under him.

BOHICA: The queer stops here.

[mistled]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arshune]

Why bother going through all those latin conversions when you could just say that Dio means god in spanish? :D

[Navaron]

BOHICA: The queer stops here:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Flameseeker]

Why you no :love: Sputty Dio? ;)

[�io]

Manlove = not my type of loving.

eMalove = my kind of loving

:D:nod:

[ABRAXAAS]

Originally posted by Arshune
Yes, scary. He tells me tales of winters that reach temperatures of below -15 degrees celsius and all sorts of other crazy things like emu farms. Canada sounds like a very strange place to be by his account, but it could just be that the guy's a looney bin. I'm gonna stick with the scary place story anyway though.

well yes there are emu farms but they also have them in the states, and this year its never hit 0 here in vancouver no snow :D
but yes it can get cold in places I lived in northern alberta for a year and it hit -48 c with windchill it hit -62c I hit a bump on the road in my car it shatterd my struts cracked 2 springs and shatterd my left front fender and all I hit was a speed bump
and the pannel was plastic (saturn) but I love canada Ive never been mugged ive never been robbed or know of anyone thats been robbed never known anyone thats been shot :)
Our dollar may be worth a little less but our living conditions more than make up for it :D

[�io]

Yeah Canada is great despite the playa h8 we get from our southern cousins. :tear:

[Sputty]

Yeah..not very nice..all we wanted was :love: