story time

[Mag-Mower]

alright, so ill satrt with a sentence or so, and the person after me will add an other sentence, it must be releated to the previous sentenc though i.e. say "bob like to drive" "fast red cars" that is correct. this is incorrect "bob like to drive" "bannana soup is good" keep adding, and it will make for a strange story.

Once upon a time there was a prince...

[firecrackerNC]

who was gay

[Mag-Mower]

but his father disliked gay people

[Jaged]

so his father killed him

[Mag-Mower]

so his father killed him
oh... good job, you ruined it...

[Mango]

..The prince came back as a zombie..

[xmodum]

And sang the penut butter & jelly time song

[Jaged]

and then his dad killed the gay zombie prince

[Mag-Mower]

but his father forgot that you cannot kill the already dead

[ChewyLSB]

so he healed him instead, which caused him to die since he was undead

[Mag-Mower]

so now the king was happy, and went to his sons second funeral

[Diviant]

At the funeral, he met some hot chick, had sex with her, and caught the herpes.

[Lonehunter]

So he set his pubes on fire

[Mag-Mower]

then a person walking past, smells burning pubes

[Jaged]

and continues walking along thinking nothing of it

[Reconnecting]

But after a moment he turns around and says, "burnt pubes < macs"

[Mag-Mower]

then he yells into the kings bedroom macs FTW!

[Jaged]

and then he realizes that burnt pubes are in fact > macs and kills himself for ever thinking otherwise

[Lonehunter]

and after all this misery the guy with the burnt pubes still has herpes

[Infernus]

herpes compounded by THE CLAP.

Just then the TV turns on "This is a public service announcement: AVOID THE CLAP. This has been a public service announcement."

The king throughly pisses at his clap decides to choke...

[Mag-Mower]

but he was only choking on water, which he recovered from in several minuites

[Mango]

So the king decided to put an end to THE CLAP world wide and in doing so became THE CLAPINATOR

[Mag-Mower]

but some peope thought he was the frapinator

[Kam]

because they saw a video of a guy on the internet that looked like him

[Mag-Mower]

but the person on the internet was really M.C.Hammer

[ViperGTS]

Becuase he spent all of his money on drugs and sex and now has to do that to...

[Kyonye]

And then developed a severe case of genital herpes because he decided to buy a $.5 hooker...

[LimpBIT]

But the hooker was actually micheal jackson...

[BUGGER]

followed by 2 boyscouts...

[Mag-Mower]

who got their badges for tieing knots

[ViperGTS]

in mjs pubic hair while having a mouth full of...

[Wraithlord]

...cotton, and then they both said "you sick fucks, what were you thinking?" no noone at all.

[Mag-Mower]

so the king went out and bought a police car...

[Reconnecting]

But the only thing he could find for sale was a military surplus half track and an imac so he...

[DaShiznit]

Put the iMac in front of the truck and promptly ran the piece of shit over.

[Kyonye]

But, Uh Oh...the mac panthers arrived and......

[Mag-Mower]

did a little dance

[BUGGER]

made alittle love (with Michael Jackson)

[DaShiznit]

and got down that night (again, with MJ).

[Mag-Mower]

later that month, the king was asked to appear as a witness for a trial against micheal jacksons molestation charges

[BUGGER]

But in the middle of it all, they watch the news about Dean Schwartzmiller in California molesting thousands of kids which seemed more interesting than MJ's record #1 molestation....


(yeah its on the news)

[Mag-Mower]

so they dismissed the case and the king went home to

[LimpBIT]

neverland where they locked the boyscouts up in cages, and proceeded to....

[xmodum]

walk around in circles tripping over each other....

[Mag-Mower]

while watching barney on a 70 inch television...

[Electrofreak]

and firing automatic weapons into the air.

[Mag-Mower]

so they were soon under investigation again for suspiscion of organizaing a terroist attack

[BUGGER]

The government sent in a robot to check if the kids were loaded with...

[LimpBIT]

weapons of mass destruction that would....

[Electrofreak]

explode if molested.

[Mag-Mower]

then the governement watched and tried to see what would happen, then all the sudden

[Electrofreak]

a bunch of Catholic priests showed up, and everyone knew the world was doomed.

[LimpBIT]

But the catholic priests wernt actually priests. They pulled off their masks and were....

[Mag-Mower]

Martha Stewart and Oprah Winfrey

[Electrofreak]

and everyone knew the world was doomed.

(Damnit I really want these kids to explode!)

[Mag-Mower]

so martha and oprah pulled out 2 anti vehicular missles

[LimpBIT]

and shot down the aliens that were.....

[Electrofreak]

beaming up the children.

[Mag-Mower]

so MJ was happy that the children werent being taken away any more

[FatalLight]

but oprah wasn't satisfied and having 1 more shot left proceeded to...

[Mag-Mower]

shoot the rocket at her own feet

[FatalLight]

and blew a hole in the ground revealing the prince beneath her

[LimpBIT]

who turned into a sandwich which oprah proceeded to...

[Nodrog]

Unearth the soil. But

[FatalLight]

radioactive earthworms lived in the soild that...

[LimpBIT]

crapped 100 dollar bills

[BUGGER]

SO then on her tv show she gave away a bunch of

[Mag-Mower]

hookers and ice cream

[Doop]

but the hookers had AIDS and the ice cream was melted

[Mag-Mower]

so the peopled booed oprah off stage, so she went and

[Doop]

killed herself

[Mag-Mower]

so now there was a big funeral, and at the funeral was MCHammer

[FatalLight]

with pants that he modified so that they could...

[LimpBIT]

eat small children and not get the bones stuck in his....

[Mag-Mower]

special place, which was

[FatalLight]

shielded by his giant...

[Mag-Mower]

necklace of gold bling

[FatalLight]

his special place looks alot like oprah's...

[Mag-Mower]

nipple ring, which she got from her

[FatalLight]

warehouse of dead bodies including...

[Mag-Mower]

madonna and celine dion who were viciously attacked by oprahs

[FatalLight]

evil bunny that she keeps in her...

[Mag-Mower]

utility sack in the backyard of her mansion, which also had a vicious

[Nodrog]

Blood sucking turnup that oWNed a WArehouse FUll of...

(man thIS Is getting weIRd)

[FatalLight]

carrots he kept hostage and tortured by...

[LimpBIT]

means of electric eels that were....

[snowwolfe]

massively reproducing which caused...

[LimpBIT]

Catholics to get jelous. They were so mad that they....

[Mag-Mower]

converted to latvian orthodozx, sa after that, they bought

[Nodrog]

Large amount of mechanically seperated chicken and proceeded to...

[ViperGTS]

watch snape kill dumbledore in the half-blood prince and then...

[Nodrog]

WheNT into A deep depression and killed themselves but...

[Doop]

it actually turned out just to be a rehearsal to help out Draco Malfoy with his language arts story report so he killed himself for nothing and...

[LimpBIT]

The president gave him a military burial even though....

[Doop]

the kid actually failed to commit suicide and was partly alive, so then...

[Mag-Mower]

several days latter, the kid wakes up in his coffin, and

[Nodrog]

Pulls out a coppy of womens day and proceeded to...

[BUGGER]

set up nice curtains inside the coffin with his...

[Nodrog]

earthworms. About a week later...

[LimpBIT]

he saw a man that was rather....

[FatalLight]

creepy, the man was a necropheliac(i think thats what its called :confused: ), dug the kid up and said...

[LimpBIT]

"ure corpse is now mine" and proceeded too....

[Nodrog]

Hand him over to Michel Jackson but he said...

[Mag-Mower]

i only fresh meat out of a womans womb, and proceeded to

[BUGGER]

rip open his....

[Nodrog]

Napsack of torture devices. Along comes the king who...

[Mag-Mower]

was in the slammer for

[LimpBIT]

murdering the kennedys who gave money to....

[Nodrog]

Method beggers. THe King saw MJ, the necrophiliac, and the boy and quickly...

[Mag-Mower]

satrted whacking off infront of 3 old ladys, who said

[Nodrog]

"Good god that man has no nickers!"

[LimpBIT]

Im sorry nodrog i dont know where to go from there.... lol

[Nodrog]

HOw about: So the ladies continued walking along carlessly. Around the curb comes...

[FatalLight]

the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile which was hijacked by...

[Nodrog]

Sephen Speilberg (Is that how its spelled?) who plans to make a progressive gangter omosh to THe Godfather involving meat cubes. During filming...

[BUGGER]

Optimus Prime rolls in with his gang of transformers that all start doing.

[Mag-Mower]

the robot, but that seem pretty generic for them, so they satrted to break dance, and

[BUGGER]

one of them pulled a gear which is similar to pulling a muscle in real life. The transformer was immediatly taken to the...

[Nodrog]

Mechanic. (LOL) The mechanic was none other than...

[LimpBIT]

Jonny Cokren(spelling) with his wookie defense in which he.....

[Nodrog]

said during the Michel Jackson trial: "Now about this Chewie. WHat his is this wookie doing living Endor? And what does this have to do with our case? Absolutly nothing" After making his speech, he quckly...

[Mag-Mower]

preeching that the second hollocaust was about ot begin, so then some nuns came up to him and

[Nodrog]

Shot him in the head at least twice with a Bolt Driver.

[LimpBIT]

And accidently hit PSU, causing it to die slowly, but hamma.....

[Kam]

did nothing and PSU died...

[Mag-Mower]

SO WE CRIED sdgsd

[LimpBIT]

and than got bats and jackhammers and showed up at hammas door and proceeded to....

[Mag-Mower]

say, here is some more funding for psu, mind you it was the middle of january, but they gave him the funds, then...

[firecrackerNC]

They went and did Drunken hamma times to help raise more funds to keep it going forever until jenny......