Chuck Norris vs. Vin Diesel

[Peacemaker]

Im sick and tired of this bullshit. Ive already asked my crew at work. They went with Chuck Norris nearly 42 : 2. Ive decided... so I bought both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel and put them in a giant Cage. The cage has an item generator at each end. This item generator can spawn ANYTHING.

READY!?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f8/NorrisAsWalker.jpg/250px-NorrisAsWalker.jpg
Vs.
http://hipmonkey.com/justforfun/pictures/11-16-04.jpg
FIGHT

[Derfud]

Vin Diesel wins, since Chuck Norris already got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. We all know that Bruce Lee is dead now, so it would be pretty easy for Vin to kick Lee's ass.

[Hamma]

Well if I was to judge by looking at those 2 pictures Vin would win for sure he looks like he is a hellspawn from doom.

[Navaron]

Well whoever reads this thread would lose.

[Peacemaker]

Your mean nav. Killed my thread already. Interweb jerk. j/k

[firecrackerNC]

Chuck norris would win. Chuck norris is the man and would roundhouse kick vin to his face. If you think Vin would win then watch out Chuck is right behind you ready to roundhouse kick you in the face.

[Jaged]

Vin would pwnzorz chuck norris.

*turns around and gets slammed in the face with a roundhouse from chuck*

[Infernus]

Well whoever reads this thread would lose.

:nod:


And the answer is Jean Claude Van Damme

[Electrofreak]

Chuck Norris actually knows how to fight. Vin Diesel only knows how to act.

Chuck Norris would pwn him with a super flying dragon kick of doom.

Oh wait. The item generator thingy. Hmm... well I guess if Vin Diesel had an UMP it might make things a bit more fair, but as you can see Chuck Norris already has his revolver. He'd probably run up the cage wall, do a backflip and empty his .38 into Vin's head. Game over.

[Kam]

Vin might use his power to tame wild animals(going off the pic) and tame Chuck, because we all know of Mr. Norris and his beast like mentality.

[Navaron]

:nod:


And the answer is Jean Claude Van Damme


http://vandamne.ytmnd.com/

[OneManArmy]

chuck norris uses uzi's, rugged good looks, and legs of steel to defeat his enemies. he has no use for anything else.


winner, always chuck norris.

[Biohazzard56]

This thread has no poll. You lose at internets.

Chuck Norris would make Diesel his bitch.

[AztecWarrior]

The correct answer is get the HELL out of Barrens Chat.

[Lartnev]

Chuck Norris would beat Vin Diesel using his left pinkee and a cocktail stick!

[Baneblade]

Vin Diesel can slam a revolving door.