Canadian Students "Turned On" to the Intarweb

[Hamma]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/02/15/canada.sex.reut/index.html

:brow:

[OneManArmy]

sharing your early experiences with jenny are we?

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Kikinchikin]

I for some reason find that hard to believe.

[Mag-Mower]

What. The. Fuck.

Thats it, im leaving, whats a good country to move to? This country is starting to piss me off, what with the harper, the wonderful stereotypes, and that lame ass olympic presentation, and top that all off with the fact that we cant enter american constests and the dollar is shitty... Oh Canada, how we stand on guard for thee, indeed.

[Kyonye]

I would much rather have actual sex.. That's the good stuff. To me, having the person on screen in front of you is just masturbation. just be it is interactive, makes it no different. I say stay with the real deal. Once you go there, you won't want to go back anyway.





dollar is shitty

You do know the canadian dollar was artificially made weaker. They knew if they made it a little bit weaker than the american dollar, then american company's would outsource to Canada, in essence bringing more business to Canada. Canada is the United States largest trading partner, by a lot. In any given day there is around 1 billion dollars (american) that go accross the border in either direction.

[AztecWarrior]

What. The. Fuck.

Thats it, im leaving, whats a good country to move to? This country is starting to piss me off, what with the harper, the wonderful stereotypes, and that lame ass olympic presentation, and top that all off with the fact that we cant enter american constests and the dollar is shitty... Oh Canada, how we stand on guard for thee, indeed.
Ooohh say, can you see...?

[WildEagle]

I could never have sex through an instant messenger, that's like writing a letter back and forth to another person but faster. and phone sex, no comment, i dont really know nothing about it.

[Hamma]

What. The. Fuck.

Thats it, im leaving, whats a good country to move to? This country is starting to piss me off, what with the harper, the wonderful stereotypes, and that lame ass olympic presentation, and top that all off with the fact that we cant enter american constests and the dollar is shitty... Oh Canada, how we stand on guard for thee, indeed.
Canada would gain alot more respect from me if they became a nation under one flag and invaded Qubec :lol:

[OneManArmy]

haha I'd watch that. canada and quebec fighting... god damn french canadian bastards..!!!

beavers would fly everywhere!!! and in the wake of all that manly maple syurp drinking hockey playing fighting.. it would smell strangly like sawdust and sex.

[Mag-Mower]

OMA, Here is the Typical Canadian, or atleast stereotypical candian (which i am not):

I wake up on Monday morning, and head out to my lumberjacking job, I do this 5 days a week. After work, I usually grab a 2-4 of molsons canadian. Saturday is my big day, as I wake up early, grab my hunting stuff, as we are about to go hunting for some moose. On our way to our favourite hunting place, the RCMP pulled us over (on horseback and all) and said that we were going too fast in a zone classified as "Beaver Patrol Route". He gave us a warning. After hunting for a few hours, we headed back to the house, on the way picking up a 2-4 of Canadian. Shit! We were almost late for hockey night in canada! Damn, If I had missed thatm let alone any hockey game, I would have to hang myself.


So in simple. Canadians are lumberjacking, beer drinking, hockey playing, moose hunting wackoos.

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Ivan]

http://www.tvacres.com/images/lumberjack.jpg

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

That's my image of Canada and canadians.