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Hamma
2006-03-13, 11:18 PM
I don't really watch South Park anymore but this struck me as.. funny yet odd.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/13/south.park.hayes.reut/index.html
"In ten years and over 150 episodes of 'South Park,' Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslim, Mormons or ****," Stone said in a statement issued by the Comedy Central network.
Owned :lol:

Dolt..

Giovanni
2006-03-13, 11:31 PM
A total moron if you ask me,

He can poke fun of every religion but all of a sudden if you make fun of his precious scientology... a celebrity cult based on aliens, then that's just too much?

To quote you Hamma: Dolt...

Setari
2006-03-13, 11:33 PM
Scientology isn't a huge scam at all, it's totally real.

Hamma
2006-03-13, 11:37 PM
:huh:

Either way the guy is an idiot - he can make fun of everyone else except if it affects him.. Moron. Don't dish it if you can't take it in return :lol:

Geist
2006-03-13, 11:49 PM
It's when you make fun of the actors religion they start protesting.They make fun of every1s religion,so that actually makes it alright,i guess.I really thought a some1's mom would be the first to protest about the show but I thought wrong.

Squeeky
2006-03-14, 12:16 AM
Wow, what a moron. Hate to see Chef the character gone, but that guy is a dumbass.

OneManArmy
2006-03-14, 01:56 AM
eh he probally wanted a pay raise. News stories are hardly 100% accurate.

Hamma
2006-03-14, 09:35 AM
I highly doubt that - the creators made multiple statements to news agencies.

Evilmp
2006-03-14, 10:28 AM
Now that I read this..I will always remember Chef as the crazy black soul singing scientologist of the lunch room :huh:

OneManArmy
2006-03-14, 11:28 AM
ah well scientologists are crazy mother fuckers. I never pegged him for one though....

Kikinchikin
2006-03-14, 03:34 PM
I was just about to post this haha. He is a total hypocrite though. It's a shame the voice will be gone though. I just hope chef the character won't be nixed.

OneManArmy
2006-03-14, 03:37 PM
I hope they kill chef in some horrible scientology cult experiment gone wrong type thing.

Lonehunter
2006-03-14, 05:57 PM
this sucks ass :(


:tear:

Hamma
2006-03-14, 07:04 PM
I hope they kill chef in some horrible scientology cult experiment gone wrong type thing.
:rofl: Now that would be classic.

OneManArmy
2006-03-15, 12:39 PM
someone else said this but I thought it just added to the nutso factor of scientologists lol

Hayes was following a basic principle of scientology - which is "disconnection" from those who criticize the religion. The degree of criticism which requires disconnection is not defined, but some have spoken against scientology for too often disconnecting people from family members and friends. Here's what Scientology says about the principle:

http://www.scientology.org/en_US/religion/catechism/pg019.html

Hamma
2006-03-15, 01:02 PM
That shit is fucked up.

Giovanni
2006-03-15, 04:07 PM
And they say it's not a cult... yeah... and muslims didnt get mad because of the whole Mohamed thing.

Kikinchikin
2006-03-16, 06:35 PM
Speaking of the Mohamed thing, has South Park portrayed him yet? If they haven't, now would be an optimum time for complete satire ownage.

Majik
2006-03-17, 07:41 AM
I still get amused when I hear that there are still scientologists. I would have thought that when the founder L Ron Hubbard came out and flat out admitted that he wrote the book to win a bet, it would have been enough to wake them up. At least he proved his point. You can write a book about a religion that doesn't exist and within a year it will have it's own retards, I mean followers.

Hamma
2006-03-17, 08:52 AM
:rofl:

I love how you have to pay all sorts of money into it. And what does it go to? 60 million dollar churches and Scientology Yaughts. :rofl:

Geist
2006-03-17, 11:33 AM
omg:rofl: It's the stupidest religion I've ever heard of and yet poeple become stupid enough to join.:rofl:

OneManArmy
2006-03-17, 12:36 PM
The battle between "South Park""South Park" creators Trey ParkerTrey Parker and Matt StoneMatt Stone and Scientology is escalating.

The dust-up gained steam last week when Isaac Hayes, a practicing Scientologist who has long been the voice of the character Chef, quit after objecting to a "South Park" episode called "Trapped in the Closet," which lampooned both the religion and Tom CruiseTom Cruise.

The skirmish continued this week, when Comedy CentralComedy Central abruptly pulled a repeat of that episode that was scheduled to air Wednesday evening. Showing instead was another memorable segseg which featured Hayes's character, called "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls."

Blog reports pegged the mysterious episode switch to objections raised by Cruise, who, the reports stated, threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," the summer tentpole for ViacomViacom-owned Paramount.

A spokesman for Cruise denied that Cruise had ever made such a threat. "He never said any such thing about 'Mission: Impossible 3," the spokesman said.

While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

:lol:

Hamma
2006-03-17, 01:11 PM
wtf? :lol:

Ivan
2006-03-17, 01:19 PM
:lol: I love those guys. I don't see what the big deal is, they make fun of everything. They don't single anyone out. They've made fun of my religion many times and I laugh at it.

Giovanni
2006-03-17, 05:23 PM
Hehe these guys kick ass :lol:

Kikinchikin
2006-03-18, 01:36 PM
Lol@that.

Hamma
2006-03-19, 11:07 PM
http://www.antisectes.net/42xenub-eng.pdf

:eek: