[Game] Story Thread (New)

[Mag-Mower]

Well, since my other game thread was sort of pointless what with the internet and all, I have decided to make a new thread, a new version of my older Story Time thread. The rules are the same, I start off a storry in a bout 2-3 sentences and you add to the story with about 2-3 sentences, we will get some pretty crazy stuff.

A while ago, in a place not too far away, there lived an accountant named Bob, bob worked for Microsoft, and did not enjoy his job, so one day he decided to...

[Electrofreak]

KILL ALL HUMANS!

(Sorry, just watched Futurama)

[Lonehunter]

After realizing killing all humans would require too much effort on his part, he decided to carve a spork out of a regular spoon, and try to eat with it. Now doing this severly fucked up his mouth and now he had to go to the...

[Hamma]

proctologist because working at microsoft gave him a severe case of anal pain..

[Geist]

and then decided to test a new type of gameing where they put your mind in the game....

[Ivan]

But he soon realized that he couldn�t test that game because it didn�t exist. He was just hallucinating from the lack of blood lost due to the home made spork accident. And his ass still hurt like after a night with Ivan.

[Mag-Mower]

After all this fuss, he thought It might be nice to go out and go fishing, when he arrived at the lake, he noticed...

[Hamma]

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER WAS IN THE LAKE.. he proceeded to..

[Mag-Mower]

Try to catche nessy by swimming after it, this failed, because Nessy...

[Evilmp]

Annoyed him by continuously asking for money. He then got out of the water, and saw a horrible computer shaped..

[Geist]

Microsoft superviser,so het got out his shotgun and...

[Ivan]

cleaned it cause the lake water might make it rust. But he forgot to unload it, just then...

[Geist]

Scary Movie 4 came out so...

[Vash199]

he learned that loch ness monster was alergic to bullets so he......

[Geist]

decided to marry it and keep it away from bullets and they lived together for 10 years but then...

[Mag-Mower]

Bill gates and Bill nye had an epic battle of epicness, Bill gates was killed, because of Bill nyes awesome...

[Hamma]

dildo of death..

[Ivan]

dildo of death..
*Correction, Dildo of Doom or as Flynt might say, Dildo of Impending Doom.

[Lonehunter]

.. and destruction. He acquired this item by...

[Geist]

sticking a grenade up his butt and...

[Mag-Mower]

.. and destruction. He acquired this item by...

Fighting a large dragon named Waffles, Waffles was called waffles because he went to the "mother fucking waffle house" quite often, he like the "mother fucking waffle house" because...


*sorry hawk, there was nothing i could work with on your post.

[Hamma]

waffles are tasty and sweet. But he especially liked the hot waitress and he was always trying to...

[Geist]

Fighting a large dragon named Waffles, Waffles was called waffles because he went to the "mother fucking waffle house" quite often, he like the "mother fucking waffle house" because...


*sorry hawk, there was nothing i could work with on your post.

I said "and",you could have said "and fighting a dragon named waffles".

[Mag-Mower]

Sell timeshares to, she didnt like that Waffles was trying to sell her time shares, so she decided to get the policeman, and the policeman...

[Geist]

... the policeman decided to feed waffles to his leprachauns so bob...

[Ivan]

called his unicorn friend to come save Waffles. Unicorns and leprachauns don't get along. They've been at war since before time. Just as the Unicorn came galloping into The Waffle House to save bob and Waffles...

[Lonehunter]

... the Unicorn turned into Gary Coleman, who then started to beat Bob's ass...

[Mag-Mower]

But little did they know that Bob was Actually Bob Barker, now this clebrity deathmatch got alot of attention, the match continued untill...

[Mag-Mower]

Bumpage.

Larrry king came down from the clouds and started talking about Bob Barker, and about things Mr.BArker had previously done, Now, Bob wasnt too happy with this and decided to...

[Hamma]

beat down larry king with a golf club

[Ivan]

Then Adam Sandler ran out of Larry Kings studio audience and tackled Bob Barker screaming...

[Geist]

...and then the whole story transformed into Happy Gilmore because...

[Hamma]

Hamma could not think of a better more creative line to the story.. so he copped out and went the easy route. So ivan decided to..

[Geist]

Wait for Hawkeye to say that Bob beet up both bob barker and adam sandler because they stole his story and then...

[Ivan]

The Scientologist's Secret Police came in with their Xanu fighting weapons and shut down the Larry King show due to a previous show Larry King did on Tom Cruise.

[Geist]

and that's when bob got a bunch of weapons and poeple together and war started between those people and the followers of scientology...

[Mag-Mower]

Unfortunatley, the soliders fighting scientology were at a great disadvantage, as the scientologists had big fuckin' robots, as a counter to the bfrs, the resistence had...

[Geist]

Giant chickens:p

[Ivan]

Giant bucking chickens...

*Just saw the Big Bucking Chicken commercial on TV

[Mag-Mower]

who bucked their way all the way to...

[Geist]

Mars...

[Mag-Mower]

When he arrived at mars, he noticed that it was lonely, so he went back to earth and...

[Geist]

Hijacked nuclear weapons so...

[Mag-Mower]

Harper wanted to impress Bush and volunteered the canadian army to kill the chicken. The army loaded up on the 30 year old sea kings, and just when the approached the chicken, they stalled and

[Hamma]

realised that Canadian Sterotypes suck...

[Mag-Mower]

And decided to go to tim hortons, becuase...

[TheRegurgitator]

his mom left some undergarments there, because...

[Hamma]

she provided special "favors" for some tasty tim hortons donuts..

[BlackDrop]

Bavarian Creme being her favorite, she'd take the creme filling and rub it all over her...

[Hamma]

:eek:

dashboard in her car... it leaves a nice polished shine.

[Ivan]

But while he was at Tim Hortons to pick up his mother's undergarments, 3 masked men with guns ran into the store...

[Geist]

And he did some cool Matrix moves on them...

[BlackDrop]

...that is until he tripped and took a header into the soup and sandwhiches station. He quickly got to his feet and...

[Ivan]

grabbed his mother's undergarments and attacked the 3 men with them cause they were quite stiff and hard from not being washed.

[Geist]

And since they were stiff he thought he could sell them as weapons so...

[Mag-Mower]

He went to the black market, where he found his long lost girlfriend being sold for $.50, after he saw this, he sold his mothers undergarments, and proceeded to talk to his old girlfriend, who had been...

[Rbstr]

abducted by a crime syndicate and forced into slavery for a rich choclatier!

[Geist]

So she bought her for $.50 and made her do menial tasks like...