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Hamma
2006-03-17, 11:03 AM
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

WTF? :lol:
Geist
2006-03-17, 11:05 AM
WTF?:rofl: This guy is stupider then then that guy who sued himself.
Hamma
2006-03-17, 11:12 AM
I love how after that, they tasered him. :lol:
Lonehunter
2006-03-17, 12:41 PM
Good way to get into a Psyc ward instead of prison
Ivan
2006-03-17, 01:05 PM
The police should sell his penis on Ebay.
Entra
2006-03-18, 01:39 AM
Haha...

Reattached.

Dunno why I found that funny, haha. :rofl:
Ivan
2006-03-18, 01:43 AM
Even if I was trying to look crazy, I still would go as far as to cut off my own penis.
OneManArmy
2006-03-18, 04:39 AM
Even if I was trying to look crazy, I still would go as far as to cut off my own penis.


we know you would ivan, we know.... :p
Heavygain
2006-03-18, 11:23 AM
Ehh, least hes got the balls to do something like that......

Then again. WTF?
Hamma
2006-03-18, 11:31 AM
Hey at least he didn't go "Balls to the wall"



:ugh:
Giovanni
2006-03-18, 01:02 PM
Well let's look at it on the positive side... he's been removed from the gene pool.
Ivan
2006-03-18, 01:52 PM
Well let's look at it on the positive side... he's been removed from the gene pool.
Not necessarily. The penis does not produce sperm. It�s just the �turkey baster.� If he cut off his testicals then he would be severing himself from the gene pool. Plus they can reattach his penis if they put it on ice and do it within the hour.
Setari
2006-03-18, 08:16 PM
Or they could just fry it up and sell it at kfc.
Hamma
2006-03-18, 08:31 PM
KFP
Ivan
2006-03-19, 12:14 AM
KFP
:rofl: :rofl:
Geist
2006-03-19, 07:10 PM
KFP
:rofl:
Hamma
2006-03-19, 10:59 PM
I hear the Krispy P deluxe is pretty good.
OneManArmy
2006-03-19, 11:47 PM
you would eat there. you homo. :p
AztecWarrior
2006-03-19, 11:57 PM
KFP
:eek:
Electrofreak
2006-03-20, 06:03 AM
Talk about dickin' around.

Ok, bad pun.

Anyone heard that song "Detachable Penis" by some-wierd-band-whos-name-I-dont-remember?
Hamma
2006-03-20, 07:57 AM
I know which one you mean but I have no idea whom the band is.

you would eat there. you homo. :p
Aye - we'd sit at the same table. :brow:
Ivan
2006-03-20, 11:44 AM
Talk about dickin' around.

Ok, bad pun.

Anyone heard that song "Detachable Penis" by some-wierd-band-whos-name-I-dont-remember?
That would be King Missile. I have their CD. It's Ok. Not anything great.
OneManArmy
2006-03-20, 12:09 PM
SHUT UP!!! I only joined you for lunch there that one time!!!

you told me they had good slaw. bastard. just because it ended up being a really nice place...means nothing!!...