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Hamma
2006-03-23, 09:19 AM
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/pc/dnf-from-e3past-162190.php

To celebrate the imminent arrival of Duke Nukem Forever 2 in the year 20X6, we here at Kotaku are pleased to present this nostalgic rememberances of the game that never was, Duke Nukem Forever!

:lol:
Ivan
2006-03-23, 10:20 AM
We�d link the 2014 E3 video of DNF2 using the Doom 12 engine, but our flux capacitator is out of order.:rofl:
LesserShade
2006-03-23, 10:24 AM
My favorite DNF quote was on /. last month.
""The rovers Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars within the timeframe of Duke Nukem Forever's development."
and that's a government project
Hamma
2006-03-23, 10:27 AM
:lol:
Ivan
2006-03-23, 10:28 AM
:lol: We can send two space craft to mars in the time it takes them to make a frigging game.
OneManArmy
2006-03-23, 11:45 AM
thats because they realize duke nukem sucks fat hairy ivan dad balls.
Hamma
2006-03-23, 11:51 AM
pfft Duke Nukem owned.

It had strippers.
MattxMosh
2006-03-23, 12:35 PM
Duke Nukem 3D was fantastic....the rest all sucked.

At least the ones that sucked were released though.
Ivan
2006-03-23, 12:38 PM
pfft Duke Nukem owned.

It had strippers.
But as I recall they never stripped!:mad:
LesserShade
2006-03-23, 12:42 PM
duke nukem 3d was the best. I made maps for that shit left and right and then would call up my friends and 1v1 deathmatch over the phone. I'd map in a bunch of hidden weapons and traps that would be impossible to know about unless you actually programmed the thing. Cheating rocks.
Hamma
2006-03-23, 01:14 PM
:lol: Yea I used to play modem games with a mysterious person up the street we dubbed "Jugghead"

But as I recall they never stripped!:mad:

but you could see their pixelated hoo-haa's
Ivan
2006-03-23, 01:15 PM
And I'm sure you touched youself like that kid and the Dark Elf from WoW. :brow:
Hamma
2006-03-23, 01:37 PM
:lol:

Actually I went over to my DOS JPG viewer and viewed some porn afterwards. Damn kids these days don't realise how hard it was to get a quality free fix of porno back in the mid 90's
Ivan
2006-03-23, 02:24 PM
I remember downloading porn on my friends 28k modem. That was my fourth internet experience in my life.
Hamma
2006-03-23, 02:55 PM
Indeed.

I remember downloading porn from a DialUP BBS.
Ivan
2006-03-23, 02:57 PM
I didn***8217;t know anyone that technologically advanced then to get a chance to use BBS. :lol:
MattxMosh
2006-03-23, 05:18 PM
:lol: Yea I used to play modem games with a mysterious person up the street we dubbed "Jugghead"



but you could see their pixelated hoo-haa's

"I know a code for this game"

"Oops I did it wrong"

Reset.


Wash rinse repeat 80000000 times.
Hamma
2006-03-23, 06:59 PM
:rofl:
Electrofreak
2006-03-24, 05:44 AM
Yeah, I feel old too... try waiting for an image to come up when you're using a 2400 Baud modem. We had to be patient back then.