Newb-isms

[KeviN]

Okay, I've decided to make a thread, about all the funny things n00bs are gonna say in-game. (Especially the ones that think they are all good, and the leet-talkers)

1.) Okay, newbie on no difference body map damage: n00bie sniper, shooting a MAX in the head, then complaining: WFT!!!1!? i shot u the head u haX0r!!!1!!

2.) The newbie hopping into a Galaxy, followed by a: this sux ass!!!1 how come u get 2 shoot a gun?!?!1

Your turn. :D

[Strygun]

3) Can you read this?

4) how come my team gets mad when I shoot them?!!?!111?!

5) d00d?!!!1!? Wh3r3's my j3tp4ck?!

[MrVulcan]

6. Why do my weapons stop working all the time! And wahts with all those red numbers popping up in the left????

7. Where is the nuke????

8. You cant do XXXXXXX THATS CHEATING!!!!

9. You newbs! Why dont you shoot back, havent you ever played a fps before! Cant you fire your gun! You acting like were on teems or something!

10. Why cant I drive XXXX! You can! Your Cheating!!!

10b. Im tired of this, lets play CTF? What, no CTF??? What fps dosnt have CTF????

[Doobz]

11. WTF is a Vanu?

[CDaws]

This is exactly why some of us spend time trying to educate the average person to know better when they get into the game. Besides all they have to do is read the manual but, its still funny in a sense. All of us are noobs in a way at some time or another.

Oh and 12. That guy is giving me orders and has a different armor, HE'S HACKING!

[MrVulcan]

Well think about it, i guess that we arent even as good as newbs since we havnet played the game yet lol, even hamma's a newb since he only played for a short time..... ;)

But Ranger, how many people read the game manual before they play? I flip through them when I am waiting for it to install, but who ever truly takes the time to learn everything b4 jumping in the game and going all out?
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13. There is some good AI in this game

14. Where is the single player mode?

[CDaws]

True, very ture. For that fact what person even reads a manual for anything. :lol: When in doubt and all else fails, read the frickin' manual. :D

15. Where's the safety on this thing?

[Bodak]

16. Will you please give me some guns and ammo??? I wants to fly one of those big planes too.

[CDaws]

17. The screen is telling me to hit the ok button. Where's the ok button? I can't find it anywhere on my keyboard and where's the anykey too?

[Bighoss]

18. where do I find somone to make me a custom gun like yours

19. WTF I hit that guy like 4398574238957982307432098 times and he's not dead. HACKOR HACKOR HACKOR

[MrVulcan]

20. So.... when do we go on a quest?

[Sputty]

21. WTF..no hangar?!?!THen where am I supposed to put my tank?
22.WTF..why are my weapons being locked?

[MrVulcan]

23. Why is everyone calling the TR rednecks? :p

[Fire_Monkey]

24) Why can't I shoot any more. And why does my vehicle do like 2 Mph, I only shot this guy in the same color armor as me, YOURE HACKING my computer thingy.

[Sputty]

OMFG..look at that guy!!He's H4xX0rzzing to get that big..What? MAX armor...you're H4xX0rzzing 2!

[MrVulcan]

26. Haha, your missle missed me... Hay, its turning around!!! AHHHHH!!! you cant do that!!! YOUR CHEATING!!!! *boom* **Curticy of the Phoenix**

27. Oh ill just swim.....

28. *hay, need a lift?* na, ill just walk, that base cant be that far :p

[CDM]

(25)

Man how come I keep blowing up. All I do is walk over these round thingys?:confused:

[Toimu]

29) Why cannot I jump more than X times?!?!?

30) What is the prone key !?!?! I couldn't even find it in the book!

[Jaged]

31) Hi, Im Hamma.


Jk hehe ;)

[Toimu]

32) Why can't I use any other weapons or armor?

33)Originally posted by DoomHammer (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=2966&pagenumber=2)

Is this game gonna be online with Gamespy.

[Navaron]

33)
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Originally posted by DoomHammer

Is this game gonna be online with Gamespy.
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roflmfao

34) Yeah that nav guy is all talk, I mean he can't hit/bang......./ dies

[Navaron]

35) D00d this smoke jumper guys is f*cking haxor, who's he think he is telling me what to do, this is bs.

[MrVulcan]

36. so what if he is a lvl 5 cmd? Ill fire when i want to fire! And ill attack who i want to attack!

37. So, whats the big deal with all these buildings? Do they like... do something? I mean, why are we wasting our time trying to take them lets just go around and hit their home base!!!

38. Man, this sniper gun dosnt work, ive been hitting people all day when they 1st show up in that blue thing over there, but I havnt killed any of them! *warp gate*

[Derfud]

36) OMG this is TOOO hard! Where are the cheat codes?

37) Ok where do i buy my AWP?

38) OMG wtf? how did he know i was there?

/me answers: Dude were outside, there are no walls.

[CDaws]

39. Why does it say I can't connect to a server and it keeps saying that I have to pay? I already bought the damn game.

40. Who the hell are these {BOHICA} guys? And why the hell do I keep getting waisted by them? They must be hacking. Admin ban these guys right now.

[MrVulcan]

40b. Wow Freedom Corp is the top outfit, in every way, of all time! how do I join them? :p

[CDaws]

41. WTF, I just died! Some one's hacking!

[CrazyJoker]

Wow, I never knew there were so many variations of the word hack/hacker/hacking:

haxor
haxxor
hax0r
hackor
H4xX0rzzing

I'm sure there are plenty of others but I'm quite sure it is easily the most abused word out there as far as spelling goes.

[Bighoss]

42. WTF lag killed me what a retarded name maybe they should fix the god damn interweb !

[Arshune]

43.) N00b 1-"YOU NUB! YOU ONLY KILLED ME CUZ OF LAG!"
Normal player-"uh...they can't hear you."
N00b 2-"YES THEY CAN! Stupid n00bies...

[mikkyT]

44) WTF! ne 1 no were the flag is in this base

45) Hey he just jumped from a plane and didnt die hes got a grav cheat

[Zatrais]

46.) I'll just fly to the continent, looks faster than using 3 warpgates....

[KeviN]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Ranger
17. The screen is telling me to hit the ok button. Where's the ok button? I can't find it anywhere on my keyboard and where's the anykey too?
ROFLMAO, My little sister actually did that once, the comp froze up, then the blue screen came up saying to press any key, and she got all worked up because she couldn't find the "any" key. It was hilarious.

oh, and 47.) d00d!!1! ur so lucky can i have some cash to buy guns for my char.?

[Sputty]

:rofl::rofl: That actally happens to people?!?!?AHAHAHHA....:lol::lol: OMFG..argh...gdsaf.a..anyway
48. Why isn't everyone using the AW...I mean bolt driver to one hit kill everyone? And why isn't my CS aimbot working in this mod? Jeez....
49. WTF...so the game just stops working after a month except for training?

[Airlift]

50. Where do I download the instagib mod?

[SleightOfHand]

51. Wherr ar teh mobs that dropp teh phat l3wt??/

[Strygun]

52. Train to zone!!! Wait, where's the zone?! HELPPPP!

53. (This is for former EQers) WTB Skeeter, paying 10000pp, PST!

[NewmanOnIsland]

I'll roll my eyes into next week if someone asks me for a SoW.

[KeviN]

54.) d00d, can you let me barrow a cert? i really need 1

[culkid]

54) why is it lagging with my 28.8K modem??

55) i have a 32 MB video card. why is it lagging alot?

[culkid]

56) *while playing the game* so when is this coming out?

[KeviN]

57.) HAHA!!!1 what a n00b u just admitted that you were a hacker what a retard!!!1! im gonna report you LMAO

I can't wait to see how many reports are filed for people being hackers in the first couple of days.

[MrVulcan]

58. man.... this game stinks, im going back to CS/UT. Who would ever want tanks, or air, or so many people!

59. This mod rocks!

60. This tank isnt as good as my last one

61. U noob! (u know there going to say it)

62. so we are going on a quest right?

63. You mean all these people are people!! No way! There just ais you dont know what your talking about, there cant be that many people on line. noob

64. U mean that since they took the base, I cant build my tank!!! Thats cheating, they shouldnt be able to take bases that do stuff!

[culkid]

i laugh when someone calls someone else a noob, even though the person that was called the newb has more kills then the other guy

[MrVulcan]

Originally posted by KeviN
57.) HAHA!!!1 what a n00b u just admitted that you were a hacker what a retard!!!1! im gonna report you LMAO

I can't wait to see how many reports are filed for people being hackers in the first couple of days.

yep, I think that that will happen a lot in the 1st few weeks

Originally posted by culkid

i laugh when someone calls someone else a noob, even though the person that was called the newb has more kills then the other guy



gotta love it when that happens, or when someone calls you a newb and you have been playing since the beta or something lol. like you say: "attack now!"

They say: "no you newb! you dont attack bases!!!" :lol:

gotta love people who think that they are the best player ever in every game, and all they have to do it play it for 10 sec and they know everything :lol:

[mikkyT]

65) Wheres my guildmaster?

66) hey guys XXXXXXXX is a PKer!

[CDaws]

67. Where can I dl the duel weapons mod?

68. Why can't I use two pistols like in CS?

69. Noobs first look at a stealth suit: Hey that guy's turning invisible!? Oh man I got to get that hack!

[mistled]

Originally posted by KeviN
57.) HAHA!!!1 what a n00b u just admitted that you were a hacker what a retard!!!1! im gonna report you LMAO

I can't wait to see how many reports are filed for people being hackers in the first couple of days. yeah, I can hear it now...

'wtf?!!! it just said he hacked my base?? I thought they didn't allow cheating?!?!?! wtf?!!! BAN HIM!!!!!!!! studing f*cking n00b haxor!!!! wtf? he just disappeared!!!! BBBAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!'

[MrVulcan]

a saying that goes along with the topic:

"When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do."

[Zhor_Prime]

70. "WTB port to...."

71. (When they are outta staminia) "Medding"

72. (They are NC/VS) "WTF, why can't I buy that minigun?!"

[SandTrout]

73. You whore, stop chaseing!!!11!!1! *TFC*

74. Bink bink!

[Fire_Monkey]

75. WTF that big purple thing just flew over the base!!! Hes Haxxorzing!!!

76. WHAT NO BOTS!!??

[SandTrout]

77. What do you mean he was on our team? I'm on blue team, he was on yellow.(adjust for each empire)

78. How do I use my parachute?

[DarkDragon00]

Funny Stuff Here!

79) ... HEY I WTH are certifications and why do i need them to get a MAX armor.

80) Damn u hackers i dont even get a shot off and im dead, how come rockets kill in one hit. Cheats!


[TEAR]Dark- Welcome, we are all noobies cuz most of us haven't even touched a BETA keyboard. Oh And I READ THE DAMN MANUEL... after i finish embarrasing myself in the game!

[SandTrout]

Originally posted by DarkDragon00
Funny Stuff Here!

26) ... HEY I WTH are certifications and why do i need them to get a MAX armor.

27) Damn u hackers i dont even get a shot off and im dead, how come rockets kill in one hit. Cheats!


[TEAR]Dark- Welcome, we are all noobies cuz most of us haven't even touched a BETA keyboard. Oh And I READ THE DAMN MANUEL... after i finish embarrasing myself in the game!

I think you mean 79. and 80.

[DarkDragon00]

thnx i was on the first page lol




Wasn't paying attention :rolleyes:

:nazi:

[RaccoonOfEvil]

81) (from newb in MAX) how com 1 cant driv the 1337 vehicles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

[HopeSlayer]

The game hasn't even come out yet, so basically we are all NOOBS! You can't be a veteran until you actually get to play. NEW TO GAME = NOOB! ALL OF US = NEW TO GAME. If x + y = z and we are y and noobs are z. Well, you can do the math.

[Flameseeker]

Hope, when I get into the game, don't expect me to be a noob. I will know everything, except for interfaces mostly. I learn fast though. There's a difference between getting a new game and being a retard.

[RaccoonOfEvil]

Originally posted by HopeSlayer
The game hasn't even come out yet, so basically we are all NOOBS!

but some of us at least know info about the game. Also I don't have anything wrong with newbs, but sometimes they are just plain stupid, and it's the stupid ones that are annoying.

[culkid]

some number) *newb playing in VR training* hey how come there is no one in here?? HAXXORZ!!!!

[Flameseeker]

82.) Hey look guys! I can drive this Thresher thing on water! Who needs Warp-Gates?
83.) I wanna be an ant driver, that would be cool to be so small.
84.) Man this thing is calling me an ACE. I'm gonna put one overhere on this computer so everyone can see it. *Newb deploys mine on generator*
85.) Hey, this thing is invading us! Why aren;t you guys shooting? *Newb fires Decimator at ANT.*
86.) Loser, I'm not listening to you, that hat and those medals are so gay. I don't care about sepps, you just made em up.

[Navaron]

87) d00t I'm gonna pwn you. I'm gonna be a 1337 Jedi wookie. WTF? Where's the wookie? Man this is the worst star wars game ever.

[RaccoonOfEvil]

I don't even think the stupidest newb ever is dumb enough to buy the wrong game.

[ABRAXAAS]

:rofl: :rofl: That would be so funny

[Fire_Monkey]

32634. WTF, HOW DID YOU GET YOUR GUY TO FLIP ME OFF!!?? HAXX0R!!

[SandTrout]

Originally posted by RaccoonOfEvil
I don't even think the stupidest newb ever is dumb enough to buy the wrong game.

Where have you been? There is no limit to the level of stupidity people can sink to.

[Navaron]

"Where have you been?"

Obviously not the officials....

/shudders....

88) d00t this is just like tribes 6. I pwned all in that game. I was leader of CDL in that, and I'm the developers boyfriend. /gets shot by manitou and SJ.

[Format]

69) d00d, its Format! He pwnz me!

Wait..wut am i saying, thats somthin a regular guy such as youselves would say

[RaccoonOfEvil]

89) why wouldn't the game let me join the common pool faction???

[Fire_Monkey]

:lol: !! :rofl:

[Gilgamesh]

How do I pause the game?

[KeviN]

90.) n00b!!!1! i called that plane u cant take it!1