Mushroom Cloud Over Las Vegas

[Hamma]

The US military plans to detonate a 700 tonne explosive charge in a test called "Divine Strake" that will send a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas, a senior defense official said.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/30/060330162648.wxde5ocl.html

:eek:

[Giovanni]

"Don't worry folks it's only a big bomb! Nothing wrong will happen!"

WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm guessing the generals of the US army are on crack. Hamma... we told you thousands of times, don't supply the US officers! GOD!

[Geist]

I told you hamma,crack's for poeple without nuclear weapons and 700 ton explosives.

[Electrofreak]

This is why Bush and our military commanders are all insane.

[Giovanni]

This is why Bush and our military commanders are all insane.

No shit!

[SecondRaven]

"Don't worry folks it's only a big bomb! Nothing wrong will happen!"

WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm guessing the generals of the US army are on crack. Hamma... we told you thousands of times, don't supply the US officers! GOD!


"This is why Bush and our military commanders are all insane."

Lets see how my chain of command does when they order me to hunt you both down for talking shit about my leaders bitches...

[Hamma]

Zero

Freedom of Speech for the win!

[Giovanni]

Didly shit, I'm Canadian.

[Hamma]

Oh nevermind only one command and we invade canada.

:D :love:

[SecondRaven]

Zero

Freedom of Speech for the win!

M4 and 5.56 and security risk personal for the win.

[Giovanni]

Oh nevermind only one command and we invade canada.

:D :love:

:rofl:

The american army has trouble invading a tiny country with a small unorganized army. With more then 50% of their invasion force in Iraq and our new 16 billion dollar raise in our military budget (thanks to my dear Stephen Harper or whatever his name is). I doubt highly that the american army would achieve anything. Wide open spaces and an organized army...

[Kyonye]

"We have several very large penetrators we're developing," he told defense reporters.


Where is Infernus?

[Hamma]

M4 and 5.56 and security risk personal for the win.
Sounds like someone needs a psych examination. :p

:rofl:

The american army has trouble invading a tiny country with a small unorganized army. With more then 50% of their invasion force in Iraq and our new 16 billion dollar raise in our military budget (thanks to my dear Stephen Harper or whatever his name is). I doubt highly that the american army would achieve anything. Wide open spaces and an organized army...

Iraq is/was hardly a conventional war - terrorists running around, pussies planting roadside bombs. The US mowed down what was left of the iraqi army the trouble lies in the asshats. Canada would be a conventional war - you guys would not be running around killing yourselves. :lol:

[Infernus]

M4 and 5.56 and security risk personal for the win.


And they actually gave you a gun?

You do realise that sounding like a big crazy doesn't actually make our armed forces look good in the overall scheme of things.


It makes them look like big crazies.

[SecondRaven]

And they actually gave you a gun?

You do realise that sounding like a big crazy doesn't actually make our armed forces look good in the overall scheme of things.


It makes them look like big crazies.

Yes they did give me a m4, m249 and a m9...Also i dont give two fucks what you people think about the armed forces...your not in them so your judgment on them in my eyes means shit.

[Kyonye]

Saranac for the win!

[Hamma]

Yes they did give me a m4, m249 and a m9...Also i dont give two fucks what you people think about the armed forces...your not in them so your judgment on them in my eyes means shit.
So what the hell crawled up your ass and died in the last month?

Oh and by the way we pay your salary and you work for us - that gives us every right to think and want whatever we want about them. ;)

[Giovanni]

Iraq is/was hardly a conventional war - terrorists running around, pussies planting roadside bombs. The US mowed down what was left of the iraqi army the trouble lies in the asshats. Canada would be a conventional war - you guys would not be running around killing yourselves. :lol:

You'd be suprised! :p We have plenty of hobboes to spare! Plus, last time I hear, we had the best snipers in the world, but in the end I guess it would just wind up being the end of us: Zerg vs. Skill = Zerg ftw! The russians proved that in WWII :p

Anyways, a war between canada and the U.S is very unlikely.

[Hamma]

Aye Canada is teh win. Tim Hortons and your beer just kick ass. ;)

[SecondRaven]

Saranac for the win!

oh hell ya.....:evil:

[Ghryphen]

Canada has an army?

[SecondRaven]

So what the hell crawled up your ass and died in the last month?

Oh and by the way we pay your salary and you work for us - that gives us every right to think and want whatever we want about them. ;)

no debt inflammation of our country pays my salary

[Giovanni]

Canada has an army?

That one's getting kind of old! ;)

Note: We are home to the best anti-terrorist/commando force on the globe. The JTFII. Some of the members have even been recruited as instructors for over 3000$ a day. :love:

Ah and you are right Hamma, our beer does kick ass. Your beer thought is like making love in a canoe, fucking close to water.

[Hamma]

:lol:

Whenever Jen and I go up there I make it a point to get beer.

[Heavygain]

The hat doesn't destroy the body, the body destroys the hat Gio.

[Giovanni]

The hat doesn't destroy the body, the body destroys the hat Gio.

Unless the hat has a bomb in it! :p

[Electrofreak]

Lets see how my chain of command does when they order me to hunt you both down for talking shit about my leaders bitches...
Kinda have this thing called the Constitution protecting me.

Seriously SR, I'm not shitting on the soldiers for doing their job and following orders, but I think our military commanders and government leaders are fucking retards.

Thats the thing that conservatives don't seem to get about liberals. They think that when people like me talk about how stupid the war is, that for some reason I don't care about our troops. Of course I care about our boys, thats why I think the war is retarded, I'm sick of seeing the news every day where another half-dozen soldiers died!

I think its the people who say that we should keep fighting that don't care, they're the ones wasting our soldiers lives. Most "terrorists" in Iraq are not pre-disposed killers. But when you invade their country and kill their family and friends by accident with an air-to-ground missile, they become killers, also known to the US government as "terrorists." The US government then goes and kills these "terrorists", inciting THEIR family and friends to take up arms as well.

I dunno about you, but if somebody invaded MY country and started blowing everything up, I'd be out there setting up roadside bombs to take out their occupying force. Does that make me a terrorist or a patriot? Food for thought.

So, not to start a huge political debate here, these are just my personal opinions and if you disagree, please do so respectfully, but I think I'm more of a goddamn patriot than those bastards who think I'm hating on our troops and our country. I'm hating on the leadership that is needlessly putting them in danger. At least I give a shit what happens to our people. If the US government wants to go hunt Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations,, by all means, do so. They're proactive terrorists trying to kill us for the sake of killing us. But killing Iraqi freedom fighters in the name of the war on terrorism? It's ridiculous. Stabilize the Iraqi government and quell the secretarian violence and GET THE FUCK OUT.

[Heavygain]

Electro, he was joking.

[Lonehunter]

This is gonna rock

[Hamma]

Are you talking about the impending drama or do you live in or near vegas?

[Infernus]

Yes they did give me a m4, m249 and a m9...Also i dont give two fucks what you people think about the armed forces...your not in them so your judgment on them in my eyes means shit.


I didn't say I thought anything about our armed forces. What I actually think about our armed forces is that I'm proud of the men and woman that serve our country - its a job I sure as hell couldn't do, so all the power to them.

What I did say was that you're making them look like a bunch of crazy people. Which is not passing judgement upon them... its merely observational.

[SecondRaven]

I didn't say I thought anything about our armed forces. What I actually think about our armed forces is that I'm proud of the men and woman that serve our country - its a job I sure as hell couldn't do, so all the power to them.

What I did say was that you're making them look like a bunch of crazy people. Which is not passing judgement upon them... its merely observational.


You think the people in the military are all in a normal state of mind? Heh ask them that when you have motar rounds bursting though your tent at night. Along with the dam camel spiders roam arond your tent and attack you at night.

[Giovanni]

You think the people in the military are all in a normal state of mind? Heh ask them that when you have motar rounds bursting though your tent at night. Along with the dam camel spiders roam arond your tent and attack you at night.

I'd tell them to quit being such pussies about it. :lol:






(Note: I'm joking, calm the fuck down SR no one insulted your precious army.)

[SecondRaven]

I'd tell them to quit being such pussies about it. :lol:






(Note: I'm joking, calm the fuck down SR no one insulted your precious army.)

hey spider fuck off...i want to see you in iraq for a year and being shot at....get motoar rounds lobed at you and IED's being blown up when you go to work...so i say fuck off

[Giovanni]

hey spider fuck off :) have and nice day....

My god you are such a fucking drama-queen. Someone DARES to say something about your precious military and you go nuts. You know what dipshit? Go fuck a goat, everyone knows I used to be Spider and I apologized for the stupid shit I did.
I was Spider? and? Big fucking deal. Doesn't give you the right to go berzerk because we have opinions. So again SR, go fuck a goat.

Dumbass.


Edit: Oh and you know what SR? I'll be there, it's only a matter of time. I qualified for everything now all that's left to do is to finish my school with them and I'm done.

Now go take a shower and get that sand out of your pussy.

[SecondRaven]

My god you are such a fucking drama-queen. Someone DARES to say something about your precious military and you go nuts. You know what dipshit? Go fuck a goat, everyone knows I used to be Spider and I apologized for the stupid shit I did.
I was Spider? and? Big fucking deal. Doesn't give you the right to go berzerk because we have opinions. So again SR, go fuck a goat.

Dumbass.


Edit: Oh and you know what SR? I'll be there, it's only a matter of time. I qualified for everything now all that's left to do is to finish my school with them and I'm done.

Now go take a shower and get that sand out of your pussy.

Like i said again go to iraq and then you can talk shit to me until then you cant say shit becuase you havent been in the shit. Oh and while your there go fuck a goat...there are plenty of them there. Heh thats even if you make it....

[Giovanni]

Cry me a fucking river SR. Go back to the BOHICA forums with the rest of the assholes, we don't need your kind here, especially if you go fucking crazy over something like this.

Clam the fuck down or leave. Simple no?

Ah and quit trying to be so high and mighty about your fucking army, you don't know jack-shit about half of the people in here and you should quit under-estimating them. It's not because you made it in that nobody else can, in fact my job with them is guaranteed. On that: Up the shut fuck!

[Heavygain]

My god you are such a fucking drama-queen. Someone DARES to say something about your precious military and you go nuts. You know what dipshit? Go fuck a goat, everyone knows I used to be Spider and I apologized for the stupid shit I did.
I was Spider? and? Big fucking deal. Doesn't give you the right to go berzerk because we have opinions. So again SR, go fuck a goat.

Dumbass.


Edit: Oh and you know what SR? I'll be there, it's only a matter of time. I qualified for everything now all that's left to do is to finish my school with them and I'm done.

Now go take a shower and get that sand out of your pussy.
Dude, fuck you, go do some of your meidevil combat shit, he has all the right to be pissed. :lol:



Oddly enough a friend of mine just moved to Las Vegas, lucky fucker gets to see a mushroom cloud AND gets the obvious benefits of living there.

[SecondRaven]

Cry me a fucking river SR. Go back to the BOHICA forums with the rest of the assholes, we don't need your kind here, especially if you go fucking crazy over something like this.

Clam the fuck down or leave. Simple no?

Ah and quit trying to be so high and mighty about your fucking army, you don't know jack-shit about half of the people in here and you should quit under-estimating them. It's not because you made it in that nobody else can, in fact my job with them is guaranteed. On that: Up the shut fuck!

1. We don't need your kind around here? Do you speak for everyone?
2. Who are you to judge me....*spider*
3. I am not high and mighty about MY ARMY im high and mighty about people who have been over there.
4. I don't know half the jack-shit about half of the people....you lost me on that one...
5. Alot of people made it...never said i was the only one...
6. Up the shut fuck?

Oh joy the ignorance...

[AztecWarrior]

I pronounce this thread officially fucking dead and degenerated into a US/Anti-US flame war (code 426) at approximately 4:34 PM EST, March 31 2006.

[SecondRaven]

So what was the orignal point of this thread again? Oh ya a bomb in NV...well get your NBC gear out.

[Giovanni]

:rolleyes:

[Infernus]

You think the people in the military are all in a normal state of mind? Heh ask them that when you have motar rounds bursting though your tent at night. Along with the dam camel spiders roam arond your tent and attack you at night.

See... you're trying to make them look good. But then you say something like You think the people in the military are all in a normal state of mind? whilst taking what I was saying entirely out of context and tossing in something about Iraq.

Never once did I mention Iraq. I was just observing that saying something like "Lets see how my chain of command does when they order me to hunt you both down for talking shit about my leaders bitches...", whether in jest or not, isn't exactly a wise thing to do because it can reflect negatively on the military.

Saying they aren't in the right state of mind because they've been having mortar shells lobbed at them, versus saying they look big crazies because they make threats (even in jest) to kill critics of the elected leadership of a government for and by the people are too very different things.

[Baneblade]

A mushroom cloud over my head sounds like a blast.

PS: Leave the dirt hugger alone.

[Hamma]

SR you have seriously gone down hill since you joined a certain group of people. Lighten up a little - it isn't cool to hate Spider anymore, that is so 2 years ago.

Both of you shush and start talking about the mushroom cloud over Nevada again and picture all the people running around in fear because the military forgot to inform everyone about their testing.

[Squeeky]

Like i said again go to iraq and then you can talk shit to me until then you cant say shit becuase you havent been in the shit. Oh and while your there go fuck a goat...there are plenty of them there. Heh thats even if you make it....


I got you a bidet for your sandy vagina, poopykins.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/300px-Bidet_standard.jpg

[Ivan]

That's one short water fountain. ;) :lol:

[Giovanni]

That's one short water fountain. ;) :lol:

:lol: