The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

[Ivan]

The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15912893200295081418)

Here's mine:

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 7% Big Breasts, 31% Big Ass, and 80% Cute!


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on tit-size

You scored higher than 15% on ass-size

You scored higher than 92% on cuteness
Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman are two of my favorite so the test didn't do too bad.

[Mag-Mower]

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 22% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!

You scored higher than 44% on tit-size
You scored higher than 4% on ass-size
You scored higher than 79% on cuteness

Wont post any more, because its identical to ivans.

[Shadwulf]

here is mine:

Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 59% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

You scored higher than 72% on tit-size

You scored higher than 66% on ass-size

You scored higher than 21% on cuteness

[Kyonye]

Skinny and Sexy
Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!

You scored higher than 12% on tit-size
You scored higher than 35% on ass-size
You scored higher than 28% on cuteness


I like my girl proportionate.

[OneManArmy]

As long as they're warm. ;)

[Giovanni]

Skinny and Sexy
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.

KATE MOSS?!? WHY GOD WHY!?!$/1$ one one 11


On the other hand my 60% cuteness does show I have the tendency to deflowering teens! :brow:

[Hamma]

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

Interesting test.

[Jaged]

Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 76% Cute!

You scored higher than 42% on tit-size
You scored higher than 45% on ass-size
You scored higher than 87% on cuteness


I cant disagree with the cuteness factor there, I do like the cute ones. However I love big boobs too, the test was wrong there.

[LimpBIT]

You scored higher than 12% on tit-size

You scored higher than 58% on ass-size

You scored higher than 99% on cuteness

probably true, bit tits creep me out

[Rbstr]

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 19% on tit-size
You scored higher than 35% on ass-size
You scored higher than 92% on cuteness

Seems accurate enough. Cute's where it's at for sure.

As some one once said about boobs: "A handfull's all you need"

[Peacemaker]

Scored the same as ivan

[Lonehunter]

Tight Ass, Cute Face

Raw score: 51% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!

interesting test, most fun anyway

[Biohazzard56]

As long as they're warm. ;)

HFS. :lol:

[Rbstr]

Ahem:

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He Said "Oh what the hell,
I'll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I'll save."

[Jaged]

Ahem:

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He Said "Oh what the hell,
I'll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I'll save."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Im saving that... I know some people that would love to hear that.

[Rbstr]

so many lymericks are soooo dirty.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Electrofreak]

Top-Heavy!
Raw score: 62% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!

It reccommended Jolie and Pamela Anderson... which is kinda wierd because Jolie is my favorite celeb but I can't stand Pamela Anderson.

Also, I'm kinda surprised I scored so high on the boobs, normally I'm more about the nice butt and the cute. I think that the chicks that incidently I felt had a cuter look also had bigger juggs in most of the pictures I looked at.

[OneManArmy]

but seriously

Tight Ass, Cute Face
Raw score: 48% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!

you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composures than others who've taken the test.

yea baby!! now wheres my prize?

[Squeeky]

Tight Ass, Cute Face
Raw score: 51% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 80% Cute!


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Penelope Cruz, Heather Graham.

Tight ass, cute face, big reasts. Sounds about right. Although plenty of girls who have curves in the right places can make me :drools:

[Ivan]

Ahem:

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He Said "Oh what the hell,
I'll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I'll save."
Reminds me of: "Necrophilia isn't rape it's recycling." :D

[LimpBIT]

sweet jesus you guys are sick.