How DARE you disrespect chuck norris?

[LimpBIT]

I know you guys felt like idiots opening this, but I have to tell this story, probably the funniest thing thats happened to me all year. I was helping my dad move our stuff into a U-haul truck and Chuck Norris' book "Against All Odds" fell out of the dresser and fell on the ground, and my dad said he would get it later. So I dropped the dresser and slapped him and said HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT CHUCK NORRIS?!?!?!?!? And he didnt get it at all. So I took him inside on the computer and made him view the entire chuck norris crazed. He laughed his ass off for quite a while. FIN:groovy:

[Hamma]

Then Chuck got out of the truck and roundhouse kicked both of you into next week!11!

[Giovanni]

I swear I will stab someone if I hear another of those ridiculous chuck norris things!

[Baneblade]

Chuck Norris doesn't think much of you either.

[Lonehunter]

Chuck Norris once dueled Lance Armstrong in a who has more testicles match, Chuck Norris won by 5.

[Hamma]

:lol:

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a Horse. Horses are hung like Chuk Norris.

[Kyonye]

When the boogie man goes to bed, he looks in his closet for Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris was born, he has 3 testicles. When he got older, he threw it into the ocean, and it is now known as Australia.

[Fragmatic]

hey guys chuck norriss jokes internets lol :lol:

[LimpBIT]

This wasnt a chuck norris joke....this actually happened lol

[xmodum]

But yet it still sucks. Interesting.

:P

[Derfud]

Some say Chuck Norris is a man of God. I say, God is a man of Chuck Norris.

[Mag-Mower]

Chuck Norris Sucks.

[Electrofreak]

Chuck Norris Sucks.

Oh yeah? He can kick your ass, what do you have to say about that?!

[Baneblade]

Chuck Norris Sucks.

You mean he can suck you through a garden hose and still manage to kick you in the mouth.

[Fragmatic]

This wasnt a chuck norris joke....this actually happened lol

I was implying that this whole Chuck Norris fad is overused and unfunny, but you're too dim to understand sarcasm. :rolleyes:

[Hezzy]

hey guys chuck norris jokes

i'm so in on this bandwagon

hey i heard chuck norris did something to his girlfriend and then something

CHUCK NORRIS WILL KICK UR ARSSES GUYZ

[Hamma]

I was implying that this whole Chuck Norris fad is overused and unfunny, but you're too dim to understand sarcasm. :rolleyes:
No kidding.

But since the thread really had no other response it was kind of the way to go :p

[Mag-Mower]

I was implying that this whole Chuck Norris fad is overused and unfunny, but you're too dim to understand sarcasm. :rolleyes:

I concur, Im sick of thw whole thing, it infects everything, its more infectious then I. I go and play eq2, then I get to listen about how chuck norris pwns j00, fuck Im sick of it. Hamma, pls ban chuck.

[Squeeky]

Walker says I have AIDS :(

[LimpBIT]

I was implying that this whole Chuck Norris fad is overused and unfunny, but you're too dim to understand sarcasm. :rolleyes:

coming from a brit I'm not too offended
:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mag-Mower]

http://www.cinemaspeak.com/images/hebrewhammer.gif>http://membres.lycos.fr/christophepons/_borders/chuck_norris.jpg

[LimpBIT]

is that the hebrew hammer?

[Mag-Mower]

is that the hebrew hammer?

The one and only.

[LimpBIT]

aww man that movie is SOOo classic. Andy dick has the best role of all time in that movie

[Fragmatic]

coming from a brit I'm not too offended
:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's ok, I'll go and watch Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, Benny Hill, The Fast Show, The Two Ronnies and numerous other English comedy that you wouldn't understand as they don't rely on using the same old catchphrases over and over to stay "funny".

Don't get me started on American comedians either.

[Hamma]

oh get over yourself :lol:

[Fragmatic]

oh get over yourself :lol:

Quiet you! :mad:

[Hamma]

:D

[Mag-Mower]

That's ok, I'll go and watch Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, Benny Hill, The Fast Show, The Two Ronnies and numerous other English comedy that you wouldn't understand as they don't rely on using the same old catchphrases over and over to stay "funny".

Don't get me started on American comedians either.


Yea, for the most part, I prefer british humour than american. Dont get me started on "Blue Collar Comedy", They are all fucking idiots. For some reason, I feel angsty tonight...

[Ivan]

I wonder if Chuck even knows about how popular he is on the internets?

[LimpBIT]

yea the blue collar guys give a bad name to all americans. Montey python does rule though :D

[Giovanni]

Probably.

[Fragmatic]

I wonder if Chuck even knows about how popular he is on the internets?

Chuck Norris Reads Facts

[LimpBIT]

haha ive seen that before. If i were the person that started this, i woulda picked someone more buff and stupid.....like vin diesel

[Fragmatic]

haha ive seen that before. If i were the person that started this, i woulda picked someone more buff and stupid.....like vin diesel

You're joking right?

The original "fact generators" were either Vin Diesel or Mr. T ones (I can't remember specifically, but I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris was the 2nd one included on the site).

Anyway, the originals started here. (www.4q.cc)

[Squeeky]

Listen to Fragmatic, he's from England. So he's cultured and stuff. :)

edit: wtf, BF1 in LFS. We gonna rock that shit or what you limey fuck...:D

[Setari]

Listen to Fragmatic, he's from England. So he's cultured and stuff. :)

edit: wtf, BF1 in LFS. We gonna rock that shit or what you limey fuck...:D
That motherfucker is fast. We were crashing it around the other night. Then we drove it on rallycross.

[Squeeky]

That motherfucker is fast. We were crashing it around the other night. Then we drove it on rallycross.
I'm pretty fast too, I raced all day today and didn't not get a top 10 finish. :cool:

Won several close ones too.

[Ivan]

And now a random fact about Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris once killed a man by simply showing him how to love.
:rofl:

Edit:

Another good one...

Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.

[Hamma]

I thought that was a normal ability :confused: