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LimpBIT
2006-04-27, 12:47 AM
I was sitting here bored and really tired and thought it might be fun to start something like this. The rules are....
1. Post something strange that happened to you today.
2. It has to be something you saw or had happened to personally, cant be a video unless you taped it.
3. No pron plz.
4. No lying
Well ill start with mine
Today I was driving to get gas and I saw to gay guys holding hands walking down the street.......where I live that is REALLY wierd. Just....yea ew kinda strange.
Giovanni
2006-04-27, 02:58 AM
I was "fighting" (wrestling I guess) with my girlfriend and she had me pinned... I gave a thrust of the good ol' hips and she banged her head in the wall...
Not that weird but it had me and her laughing for like 5 minutes (while we continued the wrestling... wich led to naked wrestling... :brow: )
Hamma
2006-04-27, 09:05 AM
It took me 1.5hrs to get to work this morning instead of 20m.
Rolled over semi trucks for the lose.
Peacemaker
2006-04-27, 09:11 AM
Got pulled over on my way to work this morning. Cop ended up searching my car b/c he thought I was drunk (liez). Anyways, little did I know that I had my 18 inch bowie knife (see pic from google map group thing) in my car. I use it for gutting dear when I kill them. It wasnt really too cool to be driving around with it. I explained that I didnt realise it was in my car under my seat since hunting season. He let me go and let me keep my knife thank god.
Mag-Mower
2006-04-27, 04:10 PM
Got a midterm report, with 64% in religion, 69% in drama, 76% in english, and 77% in physics.
OneManArmy
2006-04-27, 06:06 PM
umm.. slept till one... drank some beers... played some games... here I am.
Being a bum for the day = best day ever.
Rbstr
2006-04-27, 07:20 PM
English teacher let us out early for lunch so we had time to go to chipotle.
Wasn't a very eventfull day.
BUGGER
2006-04-27, 10:28 PM
^strange
the parking police came to the school today to get people who don't have their parking permits on their cars. It was played on the announcements all week. Its routine during the end of the simester because a lot of sophmores are starting to drive to school but they are not allowed to park on campus......like we listen to that. He ticketed over 200 cars.
Mag-Mower
2006-04-27, 10:38 PM
Heh, you get Traffic cops, we get Drug Dogs, and always about 3 or 4 people are always busted for possesion...
BUGGER
2006-04-27, 10:55 PM
Yeah if someone gets pulled over here, the whole policeforce comes, all 4 of them.
actually i think the parking police has more vehicles than them. haha
LimpBIT
2006-04-28, 12:57 AM
same with us. Pleasanton will through you in jail for j-walking
Hamma
2006-04-28, 08:14 AM
Nothing eventful yet today been a long week though.
Mag-Mower
2006-04-28, 10:03 PM
Went the dring range this evening, I do suck at it, the furthest i was able to hit was about 200 yards. Spent about 2 hours there.
Derfud
2006-04-28, 10:42 PM
I had no school, but I was up at 9:00 am.
OneManArmy
2006-04-29, 02:03 AM
classes in the morning, and slung paint all afternoon and night. got home around midnight.... ugh im tired.
Hamma
2006-04-29, 11:46 AM
Running lights and sound for a show today at work. Should be interesting...
Rbstr
2006-04-29, 12:36 PM
I set off my car's alarm by taking out the battery to unclog a drain thing, now It's immobilized and I can't get it fixed untill monday.
Squeeky
2006-04-29, 03:38 PM
Woke up, scratched my balls. That was 30 minutes ago, now i'm gonna paly some CS:S
Woke up, scratched Squeeky's balls, now watching him play CS:S naked.
Hamma
2006-04-30, 02:44 PM
:lol:
Mag-Mower
2006-04-30, 09:38 PM
Was going to watch a Nascar race, then it got rained out
woke up, played eve, watered grass, sat in front of computer, maybe i should be more social
MattxMosh
2006-04-30, 11:04 PM
I woke up was denied sex twice because of the rag. Third times a charm.
I almost fought a bum at Baywalk, then I ate too much, and took a nap. Then some beers and here we are.
I love vacation.
LimpBIT
2006-04-30, 11:45 PM
I got back from Reno....it was hella fun because we snuck out and hit on volleyball chicks on a trip too......they were hot as fuck....so we just chilled till about 4 in the morning. Good day
I got back from Reno....it was hella fun because we snuck out and hit on volleyball chicks on a trip too......they were hot as fuck....so we just chilled till about 4 in the morning. Good day
pics: ;)
Giovanni
2006-05-01, 01:24 PM
Doing some math... some neverwinter nights... yeah...
Kyonye
2006-05-01, 01:45 PM
Well, this happened early early morning yesterday, but still worth putting up.
On friday, when I went to my first paintball event of the year, some of my friends had driven down the night before, all throughout the night, and told me that they were hallucinating in the car, since they were so exhausted while driving. I kinda laughed it off..
Then saturday night I decided to go back home (an 8 hour drive), and left around 9pm. Probably around 2-3 in the morning I was absolutely exhausted, and was struggling to stay awake. go figure, I started to hallucinate myself. Everything was extremely surreal to me. I was traveling Route 11 in northern NY and someone must have been burning garbage or something, but there was a big smoke screen across the road. I personally thought it was a wall, and I didn't know what to do, so I stopped my car in the middle of the road (there wasn't anyone else on the road anyway, it was too late). I didn't actually accelerate until the guy in the car with me proved to me that it was just smoke.
Besides that, all night I was swerving out of the way for people who weren't actually in the road.
I recommend to each and every one of you, if you don't have to take a long drive, after a very exhausting day, don't!
:) fin
Hamma
2006-05-02, 08:56 AM
:lol: I hate driving while semi-tired.
MattxMosh
2006-05-02, 09:41 AM
Yesterday I got drunk at about 12, met my girlfriends mom for the first time, got drunker with her, went back to the broads place, then went out and continued to get drunk.
Man, I am tired.
OneManArmy
2006-05-02, 11:44 AM
but did you bone the girlfriends mom? because I would.
Giovanni
2006-05-02, 12:24 PM
Yesterday I got drunk at about 12, met my girlfriends mom for the first time, got drunker with her, went back to the broads place, then went out and continued to get drunk.
Man, I am tired.
:lol:
Lucky bastard. My girlfriend's mom is a total bitch. She's the incarnation of wrath and vengeance... I'm afraid she's going to stab me with a spoon each time I see her.
On top of that... she's not that small if you catch my drift. She could probably sit on me and kill me.
MattxMosh
2006-05-02, 01:11 PM
Her mom is pretty hot for an older lady, but she has a rich boyfriend, I'm no competition.
And if my girlfriends mom was fat gio, I'd kick her to the curb. I hate fat bitches.
Giovanni
2006-05-02, 01:46 PM
Yeah but her mom is like a professional mexican wrestler. I don't even want to come near her since she could probly take me! :lol:
OneManArmy
2006-05-02, 02:55 PM
I don't care. get in her pants. rich boyfriend or not.
Giovanni
2006-05-02, 03:29 PM
Indeed, it's the rule of the MILF. If she's hot, you have to bang her (preferably with the daugther in the house)! Then you have to bang the daughter in the same day! If possible within an hour or two.
If you accomplish such a feat you gain +10000 points.
Hamma
2006-05-03, 11:22 AM
:rofl:
Classic thread.
LimpBIT
2006-05-03, 10:02 PM
Im willing to accept that challenge Gio
Infernus
2006-05-03, 10:14 PM
Nothing strange happens to me...
I'm a teenager and I'm normal!
Rbstr
2006-05-03, 10:26 PM
Indeed, it's the rule of the MILF. If she's hot, you have to bang her (preferably with the daugther in the house)! Then you have to bang the daughter in the same day! If possible within an hour or two.
If you accomplish such a feat you gain +10000 points.
I'm so classy, I got the mom before I the daughter. I have to fend chicks off with a stick at parties(and occasionaly guys 0_o ).
LimpBIT
2006-05-03, 11:33 PM
I'm so classy, I got the mom before I the daughter. I have to fend chicks off with a stick at parties(and occasionaly guys 0_o ).
ahh the joys of lying on the internet:groovy:
Nothing strange happens to me...
I'm a teenager and I'm normal!
There's nothing normal about you!:p
LimpBIT
2006-05-04, 08:31 PM
There's nothing normal about you!:p
or you for that matter
Hey, just because I enjoy wearing Manties (http://www.manties.com), doesn't mean I'm not normal.
Infernus
2006-05-04, 10:46 PM
There's nothing normal about you!:p
I'm plenty normal for a teenager!
I like sex and drugs and rock and roll!
And pool rape... and ivan... and manties... and ivan... and ivan.
Plenty normal.
Ok Ok, compared to the rest of the PSU members you're "normal." But can we consider us normal by society***8217;s standards?
Infernus
2006-05-04, 10:51 PM
Fuck society.
I'm just your average gay, irish, drunk, high-on-life, over-horny, under-sexed, caffine-addicted, cigarette smoking, makes-friend-take-drug-test-for-me, sexually-addicted-to-Ivan jock.
MattxMosh
2006-05-05, 03:55 PM
But can we consider us normal by society�s standards?
Does falling over drunk trying to kick road cones in the middle of downtown St. Pete make me abnormal?
PSU Standards: No
Society's Standards: Yes
On a side note about road cones...
My friends and I where driving through a construction zone around 3 am and I lean half way out the window to grab a cone and throw it in the back of the truck while we where moving. Well I didn't realize these cones were attached to 3 inches of sold rubber on the bottom of the cone to keep them upright. It almost pulled me out of the window. :lol:
Kikinchikin
2006-05-05, 06:18 PM
I drove 2 hours up to DC last night with some friends for the Dragonforce show at Jaxx. It was fucking insane, my ear is still ringing from the loudness. I was right at the front of the stage and I swear ZP looked right at me when he asked what song they should play for their final one. Best show I've ever seen, it was fucking extreme.
Got home at 3, slept till 8 and my mom actually tried to make me go to school, which I didn't until like 1. Then I went and tried to assassinate my
2nd target for senior assassins. Planned it perfectly but the water didn't go far enough because of the fucking wind and she was able to get away. Now I'm sitting here pissed off and trying to think of something to do.
So yeah basically my day went from one of the top 5 moments of my life, to complete frustration.
Kikinchikin
2006-05-05, 06:24 PM
Oh and now it's raining like a motherfucker
Infernus
2006-05-06, 02:13 AM
I went bowling.
I had a perfect game... until the 8th frame when strikes started turning into spares.
I really don't understand the challange... its not like a strike is necessarily hard to get. Pretty damn easy actually.
LimpBIT
2006-05-06, 07:35 PM
go pro Infernus and quit being a beezy
Setari
2006-05-06, 11:10 PM
I'm going to the Beale Street Musicfest tomorrow to see Galactic and some other no-name bands. Should be fun.
Kikinchikin
2006-05-07, 12:04 AM
Went to the NASCAR race tonight in my town. Was pretty good and I gained some points in my pool. Tomorrow should be a loafing day for sure.
Mag-Mower
2006-05-07, 04:46 PM
'twas an okay race. Would rather have seen biffle win, Im not that big of an earnhardt fan.
Kikinchikin
2006-05-07, 04:58 PM
Was pulling for Stewart tonight, although I don't like him by any means. Thankfully the guy leading it had Kenseth.
BUGGER
2006-05-08, 12:16 AM
I'm glad he pulled a short track victory, not often you see him win at something like that.
This isn't today but friday, me and two other guys were sitting in the back of my friends truck and went to Jack in the Box at midnight to get food. there was a bunch of Mexicans there and it was cinco de mayo so one tries speaking spanish to em. I think we pissed them off because they gave me a diet coke instead of a sprite. :/
Hamma
2006-05-08, 09:14 AM
Built a Kitchen Table over the weekend, mowed the lawn.
Today has started out as a mess.
Squeeky
2006-05-08, 08:03 PM
Cleaned some pools, ate a burrito, sat in traffic, sat in more traffic, about to play some CS:S
Giovanni
2006-05-08, 08:09 PM
Went to see my girlfriend... didn't get laid.... AGAIN.
"I'm sick! Get off of me damnit! I don't feel like it!" PFFFFFFTTT!
LimpBIT
2006-05-08, 09:45 PM
wow Gio your an ass hole lolz
Went to see my girlfriend... didn't get laid.... AGAIN.
"I'm sick! Get off of me damnit! I don't feel like it!" PFFFFFFTTT!
Sounds like you need a Fleshlight.:p
LimpBIT
2006-05-09, 01:04 AM
Sounds like you need a Fleshlight.:p
o god Ivan.....have you no desensy? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Giovanni
2006-05-09, 01:36 AM
What's a girlfriend good for if not getting laid? Sure she plays D&D (Ok... so she has no idea what she's doing because she's hot, but she tries!) and can dance (Me... dance? I'm a geek for fuck's sake! I type!) but aside from that!
I keed! I keed!
I love my girlfriend alot, or else I would'nt have been with her for long! (8 months for me is long!)
Hamma
2006-05-09, 08:07 AM
You know it's called rape when they say no.
Fleshlight time indeed. :chomp:
Giovanni
2006-05-09, 11:18 AM
:lol:
I was kidding! I don't force myself on my girlfriend! O_
Squeeky
2006-05-09, 05:24 PM
No means maybe. :brow:
o god Ivan.....have you no desensy? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Well I almost was going to post some pics... but I stopped myself.
No means, "Yes, but I'm playing hard to get."
Next time she says she has a headache, hand her some Tylenol.
LimpBIT
2006-05-09, 10:40 PM
well in the case of her being your girlfriend shes either extremely pissed off or just teasing you. Usually turns out as teasing.
MattxMosh
2006-05-09, 10:59 PM
:lol:
I was kidding! I don't force myself on my girlfriend! O_
How many times can one nerd say girlfriend in one thread before you dont believe she exists?
Kikinchikin
2006-05-09, 11:58 PM
My vote is 2.
I've never mentioned me having a girlfriend here because she doesn't exist. :lol:
:tear: :tear::cry: :cry:
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