Whats your slogan?

[Ivan]

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

"Whatever You're Into, Get Into Ivan."<<-- :brow:

"Life's Pretty Straight Without Ivan."

"Life Should Taste As Good As Ivan."

"Ivan Tested, Mother Approved."

"I am Stuck on Ivan, 'Cause Ivan's Stuck on Me."

[Mag-Mower]

there is this too, I actually used it for my marketing project: http://www.sloganizer.net/en/
Here are my results:

Always After Me Magmower.

So Easy, No Wonder Magmower is #1. <-- Yikes :p

My Magmower to Yours.

Cleans a Big, Big Magmower For Less Than Half a Crown. <--- Hmmm?

A Magmower Is Forever. <-- Truth.

[OneManArmy]

"Life's Pretty Straight Without Ivan."

haha thats the fucking truth


Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Onemanarmy.

Spreads Straight from the Onemanarmy.

Get the Onemanarmy Habit.

[Setari]

"Washing machines live longer with Setari."

"All you need is a Setari and a dream."

"Built Setari tough."

"When it absolutely, positively has to be Setari overnight." :brow:

"Feel the raw naked Setari of the road." :doh:

"Don't you just love being in Setari?" - wtf gay?

[Rbstr]

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style7,Rob.png (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)

[LimpBIT]

Do You Eat The Ridean Last?

Snap Into A Slim Ridean.

Bring Out The Ridean.

[Electrofreak]

Do The Electrofreak

:rofl:

[Phantomgate]

***171;Phantomgate - play it!***187;

[Peacemaker]

Be young, have fun, drink, Peacemaker. - seems to fit me accuratly.

[Hamma]

"If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Hamma."

:lol:

[Ivan]

"When it absolutely, positively has to be Setari overnight." :brow:

"Don't you just love being in Setari?" - wtf gay?
:rofl:

"And on the eighth day, god created Ivan."

"Ivan, the secret of women." :brow:

"Nobody doesn't like Ivan." So true... ;)

"The Ivan effect." Fear it!

"Swing your Ivan." Please don't it will void the warrenty.

"Ivan - a safe place in an unsafe world!" Safest place is my pants.

[Setari]

"Get Serious. Get Setari."

"Gee, your Setari smells terrific."

"Make Setari yours."

"Feel the Setari."

"Show me the Setari!"

"I am stuck on Setari, 'cause Setari's stuck on me." I don't even know how to deal with this one.

[Lonehunter]

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lonehunter!

Taste the Lonehunter.
(......not sure about this one....)

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Lonehunter

You Need A Lonehunter

Welcome To Lonehunter Country
(YES)

I Wish They All Could Be Lonehunter Girls


Refreshes the Peanut Butter Other Beers Cannot Reach.
lol

[Hamma]

"And on the eighth day, god created Ivan."
:lol:

[321]

Double the Pleasure, Double the 321.

[ManMadeSpoon]

Manmadespoon, the Other White Meat.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Manmadespoon.
Melts In Your Manmadespoon, Not In Your Hand.
Mama's got the Magic of Manmadespoon. :lol:

[Setari]

"Setari, better than sex." :lol: :brow:

EDIT: I was on sloganizer and one of the 'live' terms was Auschwitz. So of course being so insensitive, I clicked it. And the second quote was, "Food or Auschwitz. I'll take Auschwitz."
:ugh:

EDIT2: Or how about, "If you want to get ahead, get a Nazi."
or, "There's more than one way to eat a nazi."

Using nazi adds a whole new dimension to some of these quotes. :rolleyes:

[Infernus]

"Connect with Inf."

"Swing your ***."

"Think ***."

"Let's Unf." <--- I laughed my ass off at that one.

[Ivan]

"Connect with Inf."

"Swing your ***."

"Think ***."

"Let's Unf." <--- I laughed my ass off at that one.
:rofl:

[Setari]

"It's not a dream. Auschwitz is real!"

Purely in the interest of science. I used Hitler as well. Results included the following:

Don't worry. Hitler takes care.

Things go better with Hitler.

Hitler is the only way to be happy.

Hitler - we build smiles.

High life with Hitler.

As you can see, despite there being a great many random slogans, there are a few that when coupled with controversial terms can produce some golden slogans.

[Baneblade]

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Sobe.
Because Sobe Can't Drive.
All Sobe, All The Time.
The Science Of Sobe.
Fast Sobe and Good for You.
Sobe with the Less Fattening Centres.
Sobe - It Does a Body Good.
Doing It Right Before Your Sobe.
Better Living Through Sobe.

My real one:

Victory is the weakness of the enemy.

[Kyonye]

"The Kyonye Breakfast"
"Gotta Lotta Kyonye"
"The real smell of Kyonye"
"Spreads straight from the Kyonye"
"It's the bright one, it's the right one, it's Kyonye"