Jesus titty fucking christ!

[Giovanni]

So today I went to subscribe to the gym... holy snapping crap, I didn't expect this at all!

First I must say, it's a very good gym, very strict rules so you don't have a 300 pound he man looking at you like your a moron... most of the people there are run of the mills folks. That's mostly why I chose to go there.

I filled out the papers and the paid with my credit card... and holy shit...

862$ of administration fees, 40$ a month. I took a 4 month program... the admin fees are standard (split into two equal payments (431$), 3 months away) but you can pay alot less with a year long plan... thing is... I'm not staying a year in my region.

Now I have my own trainer for an hour each week, he also evaluates and makes a program as well as a diet for me but my god when I saw the bill I gasped!


Anything to get in shape I guess...

[xmodum]

K....

[Giovanni]

Had to say :P sorry!

[Peacemaker]

Wtf. Dude WHAT GYM DID YOU GO TO!? My gym charges me 60 for the first month and 30 bucks a month after that.

[OneManArmy]

my gym charges me 0 for the first month and 0 for each month after. of course I'm a lazy bastard and dont actually have a gym so, it works out well.

[Giovanni]

Wtf. Dude WHAT GYM DID YOU GO TO!? My gym charges me 60 for the first month and 30 bucks a month after that.

It's called the Nautilus. It's a big ass gym... of course... with this kind of price... I'll be going 6 times a week. :lol:

[Mag-Mower]

I would recomend against going so often.

[Squeeky]

Going 6 times a week is going to do shit, considering you should lift every other day, and fill the off days with cardio or rest.

That is a fucking EXPENSIVE Gym too dude. You better get free blowjobs after each workout.

[LimpBIT]

I use to go to 24 hour fitness. They are pretty cheap, and all their equipment is made by nautilus. I payed 20 bucks a month, and could go whenever I wanted, hence the name 24 hour fitness. I cancelled that and got a bowflex though. Much easier, faster, and I dont have to wait to do some of the more popular machines. If you have a little extra cash(just to let you know, the Bowflex costs less than the administration fees you payed), I would highly recommend getting one. You'll love it.

[Hamma]

It sounds like you got ass raped.

[Setari]

Yea, he got raped even more than paying $20 for a sig.

[LimpBIT]

Going 6 times a week is going to do shit, considering you should lift every other day, and fill the off days with cardio or rest.


Well thats not true. You can do what I do and do upper body and cardio one day, and than abs and lower body the other. It works out really well.

[Giovanni]

Meh well! Too late now! I'll see if I get results! I also have access to every class/seminar etc. that they do on top of having my own trainer. So if I wanna go and do strip-areobics. I can go... but it wouldn't be for me! :p

Also, my trainer is an ex-military man. They asked me what I wanted to train for and when I told him they automaticly gave me that trainer. Also, their gyms are used by the recruitement center to test candidates.

[Kyonye]

Going 6 times a week is going to do shit, considering you should lift every other day, and fill the off days with cardio or rest.

That is a fucking EXPENSIVE Gym too dude. You better get free blowjobs after each workout.

You can actually lift everyday, but you need to do sections of your body at a time.

[Mag-Mower]

Thats an awful lot... You dont really need a trainer, I dont think. Just use a dummies book :p

Gio, why are you using the french method of pricing? I.e. 15$ as opposed to $15? Just curious :p

[Setari]

Oh yeah I haven't considered...those prices are in CDN right?

[Mag-Mower]

Yea, but they are still way too much... I pay $30 for a membership. thats like $360/year. with that, 2 years of a membership would equal his administration fees. Thats an awful lot.

[Setari]

Well yea, it's still a helluva lot, but it's less than what I thought.

[Baneblade]

All I had to do to get back in shape was find a job.

[Giovanni]

It's canadian money and the reason for the $ is because I live in Quebec.

I was taught the "french way".

[Hamma]

Thats still like 775 bucks in american.


Still rape :p


Edit: next time ease up on the thread title name so it is slightly related to the subject :lol:

[Setari]

I thought it was a pretty good form of interjection.

[LimpBIT]

I thought it was a pretty good form of interjection.

Yea if I was being charged 775 $ for a gym, jesus titty fucking christ would be sufficient for me too.

[Mag-Mower]

The french way of money makes some sense to me. Because, if its $800 you say eight-hundred dollars, though the dollar symbol is before the eight hundred. The french one makes sense becuase its 800$, and that literlaly translates to eight-hundred dollars.

[Giovanni]

I can go 5 times a week. ^^

My trainer made me a pogram... wich is basicly a 3 day program.

1st: a certain set of muscles
2nd: Another set of muscles
3rd: Strictly cardio
4th: same then 1st
5th: same as 2nd

etc.

joy!

[SecondRaven]

0 dollars for a 20 year membership at my gym...

[Hamma]

That's pretty steep ;D