why you shouldn't give us rednecks money...

[OneManArmy]

what I just bought.... I fucking love it.

1988 Black Trans Am GTA Notchback

w/ digital dash

5.7L TPI (fresh, only 15k miles on it)
TPIS CAM
1.6 roller rockers
bigger injectors(over stock)
Cold air induction
SLP runners
ported plenum
SLP headers & SLP Loudmouth Exhaust (no cats) this thing is %$*# loud!!!

700r4 automatic was rebuilt about 2,500 miles ago.
shift kit and an external transmission cooler.
2800 stall converter

The rear end is a posi 3.42.
Four wheel disc brakes.
It has an alarm system with power door locks and remote start.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/KJSDAD/1988GTA035.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/KJSDAD/1988GTA036.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/KJSDAD/1988GTA038.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/KJSDAD/1988GTA043.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/KJSDAD/1988GTA046.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/KJSDAD/1988GTA049.jpg

[LimpBIT]

not bad lookin man. Itll get ya from A to B pretty quickly

[Lonehunter]

Don't see what this has to do with being a Redneck.
Edit: Rarely have I seen any Redneck family/friends of mine buy a car when they hit big money

[Setari]

I don't see window nets or a roll cage.

[Kam]

Ah remote start.... I want that sooo bad.

[Shadwulf]

basicly u bought KITT and removed his mouth (the lights)

[TX3RN0BILL]

Well, if it doesn't talk to you and you can't talk to it through your watch and it doesn't come to get you out of any kind of troublesome situation, well, you could have been better off with another car...

At least get a KITT-like steering wheel!! :cool2:

[Peacemaker]

Ok, heres the red neck thing to do.

I just bought a gutted (no engine but has frame, body, most of the internals)
1970 Charger. Its got no bumpers yet, and no trunk. The Top is also ruined by a hole in it.

The plan -

Find another 1970 charger. Take the missing parts out and replace them.
Drop the biggest fucking engine I can find in.
Paint it like the general Lee
Insure it
Ramp it off a hay truck.

Please note. I am absolutly dead serious about all of this. D Frames = win

And yes. Im going to launch it off the hay truck. If it breaks Ill use the other parts car and rebuild it. Ill record the whole thing and put it on the internet. Just launching a General Lee off the back of a hay truck should earn me a couple million cool points.

[Rbstr]

Put it on a site with alot of advertizing, you'll win some moneys to.

[kurushio95]

i know a guy who had a 67 mustang with the original 289 engine. i beat him over the head with a stick because he got rid of it

[xmodum]

i know a guy who had a 67 mustang with the original 289 engine. i beat him over the head with a stick because he got rid of it

He got rid of it?!?!?! The fucking traitor!


/me gets his axe.

[Electrofreak]

Nice ride! Do we get to hear how much it cost yah?

I'm trying desperately to keep my little bro from buying a Mustang. 18 year old kid, 1 year of driving experience, his favorite color is red, and he loves coupes. He also makes hardly any money, yet he's willing to spend it all on a 'stang. His insurance company is going to eat him alive.

[Baneblade]

'73 Cuda is on my to do list. Comes right after my gf.

[Hamma]

That is awesome Oma :brow:

You need to do some interior tweakage and then it will be pure ownage. The outside looks almost new and the inside looks like poop. :lol:

Regardless though, that is a sweet ride.

[OneManArmy]

oh theres definatly a few things that need to be done to it to make it show condition, but that will all get fixed in due time.

[Hamma]

Is the remote start a voice activated digital watch ala Knight Rider :brow:

[OneManArmy]

no, but that does give me a good idea to turn it into one, maybe through a cell phone or something... that would be awsome.

[TX3RN0BILL]

Is the remote start a voice activated digital watch ala Knight Rider :brow:

That would be cool if it would say at the starting: "What is it, Michael?" :lol:
Although that would only work well if OneManArmy's first name would also be Michael...
Otherwise he'd have to change KITT's red coloring for KARR's yellow... :rofl:

[xuur]

'73 Cuda is on my to do list. Comes right after my gf.

and for as long as you have a gf, it will come after her.

she'll see to it.

:rofl:

[Biohazzard56]

He got rid of it?!?!?! The fucking traitor!


/me gets his axe.

I really hope your not going through a door, because you know. That shit doesnt work.

[Darksim]

How much did all that cost you?!

[OneManArmy]

7k

[BUGGER]

niiice. I think I knew a guy who had one, pretty sure it was that year or close to it....ended up selling it too.

[Baneblade]

and for as long as you have a gf, it will come after her.

she'll see to it.

:rofl:

QFT :lol:

[OneManArmy]

small video of it idling... I couldn't rev it right then. (too many neighbors and its too loud.) but I'll get one :thumbsup:

http://www.fascion.com/uploads/pie/OMA/idlegta.MOV

[Hamma]

Theres a reason for me to finally hook up my speakers in my office :lol:

[OneManArmy]

:lol: glad I could help