Death to Neckbeard

[Peacemaker]

Ya, So I got a date tonight, Out to hit the town! Neckbeard has long since kicked the shit bucket but I figure since OMA loves it so much I would show case what it was replaced by. Long live Rico Beard!


http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8757/dscn12004ik0cx.jpg
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/7496/dscn12022xp9iy.jpg

Daum. I make this shit look good.

Whaddayall think? Is this asshole - redneck - drunk lookin good or what?

Edit: Needs resizing.
Edit2: Arg how do I get it to resize? Imageshak wont do it.

[LimpBIT]

Im growin the exact same thing, just with a little thicker side burns. Looks good bro

[Peacemaker]

I JUST got a haircut like 2 hours ago. Give it like 4 days and it should look good....
Still cant resize the fucker tho.

[LimpBIT]

I JUST got a haircut like 2 hours ago. Give it like 4 days and it should look good....
Still cant resize the fucker tho.

Ive been workin that haircut for a while now, just need to get the burns in.

as for resizing, host em on imageshack and click auto resize.

[Infernus]

Peace, you really do have a face only a mother could love. <3

(Note: All "your mom" jokes will be met by swift retribution)

[OneManArmy]

sweet pabst blue ribbon!!!!

you are the white trash don juan. :cool:

[Peacemaker]

sweet pabst blue ribbon!!!!

you are the white trash don juan. :cool:

:rofl: :rofl:

[MattxMosh]

Chin straps aren't cool "brah".

[Giovanni]

Honestly, that style of facial hair is to accentuate those who have no jawline... but to do so you need to cut it square (you rounded it out too much) otherwise you will only get the pudgy effect making your round face look even rounder.

Also, I'm not sure if you did this on accident, but it seems to be lower then it should be. It should not pass under your chin but rather pass on the jawline in order to give the intended effect. (Wich is giving you a jawline more or less)

[Peacemaker]

donno whats going on in canada but down here in NY this is the way ppl have been wearing it. Under the jaw bone. I cut mine at my jaw bone and bring it up to my chin where I stop it from growing. You let it grow there untill its about 2- 3 inches long under the chin depending on what you want to do with it.

[Electrofreak]

Looks pretty standard to me...

[xmodum]

Gio, there's NOTHING to make Peace's face look less pudgy. (<3 Peace)

Looks good. I plan to grow a mustache. Wanna mustache ride, Electro? :brow:

But anyways, I'll resize those pics Peace.

EDIT:

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8757/dscn12004ik0cx.jpg

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/7496/dscn12022xp9iy.jpg

<3 K. Now I gotta delete these pics from my hd....my comp is already starting to covert all text to redneck. MUST GET R' DONE!

[Giovanni]

Now that it isn't zoomed 130284027277X I can actually see something....

Somebody needs neck exercise! O_ Because I'm gonna have to aggree with Xmodum here.

[Infernus]

I don't know whats going on in New York... but down here in Philadelphia theres three kinds of people that wear chin straps... White Trash, Wiggers, And the combination of the two.

I vigorously agree with MattxCool on this one.

[Giovanni]

Indeed. I prefer my sideburns and pinch!

[Peacemaker]

ALOT of people wear it up here.... Idk why. Its just a trendy thing in NY. And wtf are you talking about Chin Exercise? The pics are at an angel, you cant tell anything about my build / frame / body type. That may just be how I am. And it is. Im naturaly a big thick guy, not because of fat but because Im just big.

[Giovanni]

It's a joke.... har har you know?

Bah.

[Peacemaker]

soz. Was drunk :-P

[OneManArmy]

you're all ******* for oogling over his neck strap. :p

[Peacemaker]

I honestly only wanted to know what you would say OMA.

[BUGGER]

Is it just me or are your wearing lipstick cause they are insanely pink.


Also I do too perfer the straighter edges, but nontheless still a good cut. :thumbsup:

[Hamma]

Honestly, that style of facial hair is to accentuate those who have no jawline... but to do so you need to cut it square (you rounded it out too much) otherwise you will only get the pudgy effect making your round face look even rounder.

Also, I'm not sure if you did this on accident, but it seems to be lower then it should be. It should not pass under your chin but rather pass on the jawline in order to give the intended effect. (Wich is giving you a jawline more or less)
:huh:

[Giovanni]

Wha? O_

[Hamma]

The post was far to well thought out. :p

[Giovanni]

Noted, next time I'll act dumber.