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Diviant
2006-12-29, 01:56 AM
I thought this would be a decent place to ask.

Do any of you fellow intarweb geeks have an at least 3 month old Somethingawful.com forum account that you'd be willing to let me use for purposes of identity fraud?

There's an EVE Online alliance of all SA.com people that I really want to join, but they require you to have a 3month+ old account, and I, sadly, do not have one.

Anyone wanna help a brotha out?

Peacemaker
2006-12-29, 07:36 AM
Why would you possibly want to join the fucking goons?

Baneblade
2006-12-29, 12:14 PM
I can see the good part of joining them if you are a complete nub...but no other reason comes to mind.

Hamma
2006-12-29, 01:27 PM
Didn't even know you played EVE.

No, I dont. :p

Diviant
2006-12-29, 01:41 PM
I can see the good part of joining them if you are a complete nub...but no other reason comes to mind.

Basically, yes.

Jaged
2006-12-29, 01:57 PM
I can see the good part of joining them if you are a complete nub...but no other reason comes to mind.

Out of curiosity, could someone explain why it would be good to join them as a nub?

Hamma
2006-12-29, 03:15 PM
Because you don't know any better :p

Infernus
2006-12-29, 03:41 PM
You want to join GOON-FUCK or whatever the hell it's called nowadays?


There goes the last respect I had for you.

Derfud
2006-12-29, 04:12 PM
I worked with a guy over the summer who was an SA goon, he was the fattest, creepiest, most disturbing person I have ever met.

Infernus
2006-12-29, 08:52 PM
They tend to be that.

Only in EVE, add in idiotic as one of the descriptors

xmodum
2006-12-29, 09:14 PM
Heh, if you need noob help, ask the PSU crew in the PSU channel.

Don't join those dimwitted fucktards. Everyone knows who they are, and everyone hates them.

Infernus
2006-12-29, 10:21 PM
And he means it.

Literally, everyone.

Baneblade
2006-12-30, 02:40 AM
Out of curiosity, could someone explain why it would be good to join them as a nub?

GoonFleet: By Nubs For Nubs

Infernus
2006-12-30, 02:51 PM
GoonFleet: By Nubs For Nubs

In allegience with other nubs.

Baneblade
2006-12-31, 04:43 AM
In allegience with other nubs.

The French are nubs, oui.

MrVicchio
2006-12-31, 10:32 PM
You mean all the old PSU members that are goons play Eve? Like Dhark and Squeeky and sputty?

That's a team I'd want to join...

Where did I put that rollseyes emote again?

Squeeky
2007-01-01, 12:09 AM
SA member for the past 2 years. Oh, and GF > *

Infernus
2007-01-01, 12:46 AM
Goonfleet doesn't own anything except themselves... their eve forum posts are more then proof enough of that.

Baneblade
2007-01-01, 06:00 AM
You mean all the old PSU members that are goons play Eve? Like Dhark and Squeeky and sputty?

That's a team I'd want to join...

Where did I put that rollseyes emote again?


I dont know if Dhark still owns Firstname Lastname, but that character is active in Eve currently.

I however have no affiliation with him...and won't unless I get a target lock.

Hamma
2007-01-01, 12:48 PM
Didn't Dhark make quite a name for himself in EVE? :lol:

Rbstr
2007-01-01, 01:18 PM
A name for himself?

I suppose you could say that. Makeing jokes at the expense of a repsected player that died in an accident tends to do that.

Infernus
2007-01-01, 01:35 PM
A respected player?


How about a man that basically created standardized EVE PvP.

Every corp and alliances used EVE kills, if something got killed by a player, it was on EVE kills.

Hamma
2007-01-01, 01:40 PM
Well that is a name for himself.. I didn't say a good name. :lol:

Squeeky
2007-01-02, 07:30 PM
You mean all the old PSU members that are goons play Eve? Like Dhark and Squeeky and sputty?

That's a team I'd want to join...

Where did I put that rollseyes emote again?

Hey dude, it's good to see you don't hold grudges, especially on the internet




:lol: :lol:

Hamma
2007-01-02, 08:08 PM
Dhark is acceptable though. (for an interweb grudge) and Sputty is on his way there too. :rofl:

Giovanni
2007-01-02, 08:17 PM
Hey dude, it's good to see you don't hold grudges, especially on the internet




:lol: :lol:

Ironic coming from you... should I go get those posts from a couple months back?

I Hate Pants
2007-01-02, 10:06 PM
I have friend who was a highly respected memeber of goon fleet. But then he stole alot of money and ships from them and left and is now part of a small mercenary group going around harassing other players.

I believe he's still wanted by goon-fleet.

Once he's on MSN, i'll ask him for his EVE nickname and perhaps some of you guys will know him.

Personally, if I played EVE. I would want to be part of the group that brings down GF.

Hamma
2007-01-02, 10:41 PM
Ironic coming from you... should I go get those posts from a couple months back?

FORUM DRAMA FOR THE LOSE THX.

Mag-Mower
2007-01-02, 11:04 PM
This Eve game... I want to like it, but I just cant get into it. It sounds indepth and what not, just when I start to play, I get bored, it doesnt hold my attention very long. What am I doing wrong? I want help.

Rbstr
2007-01-02, 11:31 PM
you need friends and things to shoot and or do with those friends

Everay
2007-01-03, 01:47 AM
whats your ingame name squeeky?

Hamma
2007-01-03, 08:38 AM
This Eve game... I want to like it, but I just cant get into it. It sounds indepth and what not, just when I start to play, I get bored, it doesnt hold my attention very long. What am I doing wrong? I want help.

This often happens to me, problem is most of the people I'd play with are lightyears ahead of me in training and distance. :lol:

Infernus
2007-01-03, 09:33 AM
I have friend who was a highly respected memeber of goon fleet. But then he stole alot of money and ships from them and left and is now part of a small mercenary group going around harassing other players.

I believe he's still wanted by goon-fleet.

Once he's on MSN, i'll ask him for his EVE nickname and perhaps some of you guys will know him.

Personally, if I played EVE. I would want to be part of the group that brings down GF.

Respected by whom?


If he was in goon-fleet, not the galaxy in general.

I Hate Pants
2007-01-03, 03:37 PM
Respected by whom?


If he was in goon-fleet, not the galaxy in general.


He was a memeber of goon-fleet. He helped form the FYAD fleet.

I remember him telling me how his group would lure solo players and small groupsinto thier domain and than kill them.

xmodum
2007-01-03, 04:00 PM
Which is called ganking, and is no way all that hard.

Now if he did 60 on 60 200km BS sniper battles and came out on top, I'd be impressed.

Oh wait, he's in goon fleet, that takes away any shred of respect from me =\

Baneblade
2007-01-04, 02:22 AM
Nobody who does sniper fleets impresses me lol...at least not for doing sniper fleets.

Go toe to toe in small gang warfare, and I'll pay attention.

Peacemaker
2007-01-04, 02:40 AM
I agree with sobe, sniper fights are boring.

Rbstr
2007-01-04, 01:55 PM
I acctualy enjoy seeing goonfleet right now.

We're at war with them ATM, and all thier empire dwellers are complete nubs. They keep me entertained while trying to find privateers.

I'll third - small gang is where it's at.

Infernus
2007-01-04, 06:18 PM
I'll fourth - As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure thats why I was in -PH-

xmodum
2007-01-04, 08:57 PM
Oh yes, no doubt small gangs are awesome.

Ganking neutrals with those gangs is another thing though...

I always liked the few times I went on raiding parties with just my AF, and only 5 other ships. Good fun.

Squeeky
2007-01-04, 10:44 PM
Ironic coming from you... should I go get those posts from a couple months back?

oh spider :lol:

My only motivation was for shits and giggles, I hold no grudges. I could care less about you. I just like making fun of you because you're stupid.

I think they call that trolling on the internets.

whats your ingame name squeeky?

Squeeky

But I stopped playing for exactly this reason:

This Eve game... I want to like it, but I just cant get into it. It sounds indepth and what not, just when I start to play, I get bored, it doesnt hold my attention very long. What am I doing wrong? I want help.

Hamma
2007-01-05, 07:55 AM
It really is hard to find a nich in this game.

Baneblade
2007-01-05, 01:21 PM
At least it has niches for you to find.

Hamma
2007-01-05, 01:35 PM
That sounded.. kinky.

Squeeky
2007-01-06, 10:57 PM
Niches :brow: