How bored can I get at 5am?

[Peacemaker]

Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:01 AM): you couldnt hack your way outta a wet paper bag
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:05 AM): BITCH
Squal12198 (4:46:13 AM): You couldnt either you dumb fuck
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:20 AM): didnt say I could
Squal12198 (4:46:23 AM): wet paper bags have no interface for computers
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:23 AM): :p
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:28 AM): hehe
Squal12198 (4:46:34 AM): Atleast I can hack my way into vag
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:39 AM): OOO
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:41 AM): its on now
Squal12198 (4:46:46 AM): ha
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:49 AM): fucker
Squal12198 (4:46:50 AM): I already win
Squal12198 (4:46:58 AM): Simply because I am peace
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:47:11 AM): yea well I'm a f'ing ninja
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:47:14 AM): so there
Squal12198 (4:47:21 AM): <- Pirate Ninja
Squal12198 (4:47:31 AM): fuckng pwned
Squal12198 (4:47:33 AM): better yet
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:47:45 AM): < pirate DEMON ninja
Squal12198 (4:47:55 AM): Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot
Squal12198 (4:48:01 AM): SDNPSFP
Squal12198 (4:48:04 AM): FUCK YES
Squal12198 (4:48:13 AM): You cannot possibly beat that and you know it
Squal12198 (4:48:24 AM): no. you cant beat it
Squal12198 (4:48:29 AM): theres no possible way
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:48:44 AM): space demon fighter pilot ninja samurai alien GOD of DOOM
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:48:49 AM): HA
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:05 AM): or better yet
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:15 AM): space demon fighter pilot ninja samurai alien GOD of DOOM.. with a hint of lime
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:33 AM): perfect on the rocks
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:37 AM): or with a coke
Squal12198 (4:49:39 AM): Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot Pimp Pornstar God Super Ultra Mecha Platinum Alien Samurai with metalic alloy skin SSJ 2123859835
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:41 AM): goes down smoooth
Squal12198 (4:49:45 AM): WHAT NOW BITCH!?
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:48 AM): lmfao
Squal12198 (4:50:03 AM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:50:22 AM): all dat plus 1 BIATCH
Squal12198 (4:50:29 AM): PLUS INFINITE
Squal12198 (4:50:31 AM): OH
Squal12198 (4:50:40 AM): TIMES INFINITE TO THE INFINITE POWER
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:50:45 AM): PLUS INFINITY INVINCABLE STARTING NOW
Squal12198 (4:50:53 AM): DIVIDED BY MOTHER FUCKING ZERO!
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:50:54 AM): BADA BING
Squal12198 (4:50:58 AM): OWNED
Squal12198 (4:51:05 AM): UNDEFINED NUMBER OWNED
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:51:34 AM): WELL YOU ARE A *** SO YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY ON A LOWER LEVEL THAN DIRT
Squal12198 (4:51:48 AM): Excuse me? Who cant get laid?
Squal12198 (4:51:49 AM): Who can?
Squal12198 (4:51:55 AM): You cant get laid I can
Squal12198 (4:51:56 AM): owned.
Squal12198 (4:51:59 AM): By females
Squal12198 (4:52:06 AM): Face it
Squal12198 (4:52:08 AM): You cant win
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:52:12 AM): YOU WOULD NEED 3 PROMOTIONS TO BE AN ASSHOLE LOVING WHORE
Squal12198 (4:52:28 AM): Well atleast Im not there already
Squal12198 (4:52:34 AM): Unlike someone I know
Squal12198 (4:52:41 AM): Im on the pussy loving whore stage
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:52:48 AM): hey dont talk about your mommy like that
Squal12198 (4:52:50 AM): this is also in your book of tiers too
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:52:56 AM): PWNT
Squal12198 (4:53:07 AM): In my book Im a billion times more promoted than you are
Squal12198 (4:53:20 AM): your in the "Book for ****"
Squal12198 (4:53:35 AM): im in the "book for pimps"
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:53:45 AM): well your book was written by YOU who is a bitch-whore so it doesnt count
Squal12198 (4:53:59 AM): AND the "book for Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot Pimp Pornstar God Super Ultra Mecha Platinum Alien Samurai with metalic alloy skin SSJ 2123859835s"
Squal12198 (4:54:14 AM): which was written by Baby fucking jesus
Squal12198 (4:54:21 AM): You. Fucking. Lose.
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:54:31 AM): well I wrote the "book for Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot Pimp Pornstar God Super Ultra Mecha Platinum Alien Samurai with metalic alloy skin SSJ 2123859835s" + 1
Squal12198 (4:55:04 AM): Unfortunatly you forgot to put the +1 inside quotes, there by owning your self in the ass with a 2billion lightyear wide dildo
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:11 AM): DAMN
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:28 AM): ok then how about this:
Squal12198 (4:55:34 AM): no no no
Squal12198 (4:55:39 AM): 2 billion Light years
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:43 AM): I WAS NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER IN FUCKING STAR WARS BITCH
Squal12198 (4:55:49 AM): your ass has been ripped asunder
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:56 AM): howdya lie them apples
Squal12198 (4:56:05 AM): your mean like?
Squal12198 (4:56:36 AM): The expression is Howdya LIKEDEM apples
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:56:39 AM): yes, thats right. I am actually Lando Calrissian
Squal12198 (4:56:51 AM): ******.
Squal12198 (4:56:53 AM): I win.
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:57:09 AM): RACIST POS.
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:57:10 AM): I WIN
Squal12198 (4:57:13 AM): Negative
Squal12198 (4:57:15 AM): Redneck.
Squal12198 (4:57:16 AM): I win
Squal12198 (4:57:21 AM): And Im not racist
Squal12198 (4:57:24 AM): I hate everyone equaly
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:57:37 AM): well I cant argue with that
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:58:20 AM): so I guess this is how we stand: I lost that little arguement, and you are just a bitch. who everyone hates. bitch. yep
Squal12198 (4:58:31 AM): negative
Squal12198 (4:58:35 AM): Not everyone hates me
Squal12198 (4:58:38 AM): I just hate everyone
Squal12198 (4:58:42 AM): sept a few people
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:58:46 AM): aww
Squal12198 (4:58:50 AM): who HAPPEN to not be black
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:58:52 AM): I'm flattered
Squal12198 (4:58:56 AM): and arnt you
Squal12198 (4:59:02 AM): because your black
Squal12198 (4:59:08 AM): by your own confession
Squal12198 (4:59:34 AM): Kn1ghtWyvern (4:56:39 AM):yes, thats right. I am actually Lando Calrissian
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:59:55 AM): well at least it doesnt look like a "Peaces mother"
Squal12198 (5:00:05 AM): ...
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:00:29 AM): oh shut up
Squal12198 (5:00:30 AM): what doesnt look like a "peace's mother" - BTW SEE THE FUCKING APOSTROPHE!!!!!?
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:00:36 AM): ok ok so I messed that one up
Squal12198 (5:00:41 AM): owned.
Squal12198 (5:00:47 AM): again
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:00:55 AM): screw you up your damned ugly redneck ass.
Squal12198 (5:01:00 AM): for like the katrillionith time
Squal12198 (5:01:04 AM): Ugly?
Squal12198 (5:01:10 AM): I am not Ugly for I get laid
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:01:16 AM): pfff
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:01:22 AM): pity-lays
Squal12198 (5:01:49 AM): pity lay? By a girl that begged me to fuck her because her best friend told her I was fucking leet in the sac?
Squal12198 (5:02:16 AM): You lose sir. Good day sir. (FUCKING LEET FUCKING QUOTE FROM CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY)
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:02:23 AM): one was a lier and the both sadly dissapointed
Squal12198 (5:02:38 AM): You cant even write a sentance
Squal12198 (5:02:44 AM): the both?
Squal12198 (5:02:48 AM): the fuck does that mean?
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:02:52 AM): that is correct grammar
Squal12198 (5:02:54 AM): You are falling apart at the seams
Squal12198 (5:03:37 AM): no correct gramar would be "The first was a liar, and they were both sadly dissapointed."
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:03:40 AM): a little poetic license borrowed from early 20th century literature
Squal12198 (5:03:54 AM): You cant even spell liar
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:04 AM): so I missed ONE DAMN LETTER
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:08 AM): fucker.
Squal12198 (5:04:22 AM): E and A are more than one button away.
Squal12198 (5:04:27 AM): Thusly it was not a typo
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:29 AM): I never said I was a great typist
Squal12198 (5:04:31 AM): You dont know how to spell
Squal12198 (5:04:40 AM): I win again
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:47 AM): you are such a bitch
Squal12198 (5:05:27 AM): Peace - 1872482179481298 Knight - -19848378573298597293875874252847
Squal12198 (5:05:31 AM): thats right
Squal12198 (5:05:33 AM): see the negative?
Squal12198 (5:05:40 AM): your less than zero
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:06:19 AM): I'm happy in my niche
Squal12198 (5:06:24 AM): your score is 999999999999999999999999999999999 ^ -1248397432875298378572835782
Squal12198 (5:06:42 AM): thats a REALLY small number
Squal12198 (5:06:58 AM): its like .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000001
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:07:07 AM): no. really. you must be the next einstein
Squal12198 (5:07:12 AM): Obviously
Squal12198 (5:08:17 AM): Oh this is going to be good.
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:08:19 AM): I'm wondering... this need for constant competition probably stems from the freudian interpretation of the psychy. basically you desperately want to have sex with your mom. and dad. at the same time.
Squal12198 (5:08:34 AM): Negative.
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:08:54 AM): ... you are so pwnt you dont even know it
Squal12198 (5:09:13 AM): Your inability to use the shift key to properly capitalize the first letter in a sentance shows that you are acctualy using your pinky fingers to finger fuck your asshole

[Peacemaker]

Kn1ghtWyvern (5:09:23 AM): denial. hmm, intiresting. this leads me to another freudian point... I'll spare you the details
Squal12198 (5:09:43 AM): And the constant competition I exert on you is because you sir said "Its on."
Squal12198 (5:09:57 AM): Thusly
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:09:58 AM): whereas you are simply using your entire fist
Squal12198 (5:10:07 AM): you are the one that wants to fuck you mother and father at the same time
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:10:15 AM): haha
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:10:29 AM): using my own points against me. runnig out of ideas?
Squal12198 (5:10:34 AM): besides, I have no mother and father
Squal12198 (5:11:18 AM): I am a Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot Pimp Pornstar God Super Ultra Mecha Platinum Alien Samurai with metalic alloy skin SSJ 2123859835 which are birthed from nothing but pure pwn which resides in the deepest reaches of the universe
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:12:08 AM): the depths of your depravity boggle even my supremely omnipotent mind
Squal12198 (5:12:16 AM): either that or two extremly hot Bisexual women who have no blood relation to me at all, in that case I do want to fuck them
Squal12198 (5:12:23 AM): and I will
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:12:23 AM): lol
Squal12198 (5:12:38 AM): *fucks them for 12 hours straight untill they explode*
Squal12198 (5:12:41 AM): oops.
Squal12198 (5:12:58 AM): I lose more bisexual women who are extremly hot that way....
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:13:27 AM): ok, you win. I cannot treat you.
Squal12198 (5:13:35 AM): you cannot beat me either
Squal12198 (5:13:40 AM): hahahaha
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:13:42 AM): you are already too far gone
Squal12198 (5:13:55 AM): oh this is going on PSU
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:14:01 AM): lol

I owned him so fucking hard. So many fucking times. I am sooooo fucking drunk.
Edit: I have now called electro's cell phone and am owning them both on that.

[Strygun]

My favorite parts:

Squal12198 (4:51:48 AM): Excuse me? Who cant get laid?
Squal12198 (4:51:49 AM): Who can?
Squal12198 (4:51:55 AM): You cant get laid I can
Squal12198 (4:51:56 AM): owned.
Squal12198 (4:51:59 AM): By femalesI laughed so hard that you had to qualify that statement with "by females."

Next,
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:02:23 AM): one was a lier and the both sadly dissapointed
Squal12198 (5:02:38 AM): You cant even write a sentance
Squal12198 (5:02:44 AM): the both?
Squal12198 (5:02:48 AM): the fuck does that mean?
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:02:52 AM): that is correct grammar
Squal12198 (5:02:54 AM): You are falling apart at the seams
Squal12198 (5:03:37 AM): no correct gramar would be "The first was a liar, and they were both sadly dissapointed."
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:03:40 AM): a little poetic license borrowed from early 20th century literature
Squal12198 (5:03:54 AM): You cant even spell liar
First, wyvern incorrectly types a sentence. Then, when squal attempts to correct him, he misspells "grammar." However, a few lines later, squal tells wyvern he can't spell very well. Humorous!

Squal12198 (4:50:53 AM): DIVIDED BY MOTHER FUCKING ZERO!
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:50:54 AM): BADA BING
Squal12198 (4:50:58 AM): OWNED
Squal12198 (4:51:05 AM): UNDEFINED NUMBER OWNEDThat's just funny.

Well, now that I feel incredibly more stupid after reading all that junk, and after wasting a good 3 minutes of my time, I'll finish this post.

[Peacemaker]

I was very very drunk :D

[Baneblade]

I don't believe you.

[Peacemaker]

ask electro.

[Baneblade]

Are you always so good at spelling and/or typing relatively fast when drunk?

[Peacemaker]

ya acctualy

[LimpBIT]

I had a fun drunk night too. Got 5 bucks to put a cigar out on my arm....kinda regret that

[Setari]

My first reaction was that Peace is just an annoying drunk. Then I realized that Knightwyvern seemed to be enjoying it, and then the little ditty about whether Knight's grammar was proper or not, though it technically is, was also just rather annoying. And then I recognized Knight was just egging him on, and I stopped reading because I was bored.

[I Hate Pants]

I have a hard time believing people who say that are drunk on the internet.

Last time I got drunk at my house I couldn't even type in my login password for windows XP.

[Peacemaker]

Im an alcoholic. I have grown used to operating while drunk. Fortunatly for me, I quit drinking everysingle night. Just on the weekends now. Once an alcoholic always an alcoholic though, so I have to becarefull.

[Baneblade]

That's called tolerance, just means it takes you longer to get drunk than it did when you first started drinking.

So I'd bet you weren't really drunk.

[Peacemaker]

No, If you look at alcoholics alot of them can drive, walk, talk, and live like they arnt drunk. Its not tolerance. You just get used to being drunk. I can type and game lke crazy while drunk, but I cant drive :P

[Knightwyvern]

Yeah, Peace and I were just having fun. It brings me back to the good 'ole days when the gang verbally bashed each other on TS while playing PS or EVE. Ah, the memories...

Note: While I am relatively well versed in computers, I still cannot type correctly and quickly at once; pick one and thats what you'll get at any given time.

[Baneblade]

No, If you look at alcoholics alot of them can drive, walk, talk, and live like they arnt drunk. Its not tolerance. You just get used to being drunk. I can type and game lke crazy while drunk, but I cant drive :P

Impaired is impaired.

[firecrackerNC]

People can type quite well drunk the more they drink it seems. 2 Years ago after getting drunk I couldnt stand up or speak coherrant sentances let alone try and type. Today however I can type perfectly, can walk a straight line, can drive when completely hammered. Body builds up a tolerance and you get better at things or some weird shit.

[Electrofreak]

Actually, he called my cell phone from a restricted number to try to prank me, and I answered the phone "Hi Peace."

His response: "... uhhh.... how the fuck did you know?!"

Me: "Peace, who the fuck else is going to call me at 5:30 am from a restricted number ya dumbshit!"

Anyone else who would call me that early I've got numbers and ringtones for. :p

Anyhow, it was rather amusing hearing Peace and Knight call eachother bitch constantly and gloat over how bad they pwned eachother. It was almost painful to watch. :lol: