PDA

View Full Version : Girl Hiccups for Five Weeks


Strygun
2007-03-05, 09:07 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/01/hiccups.cured.ap/index.html?eref=rss_offbeat

major bummer.

I Hate Pants
2007-03-05, 09:22 PM
LOL! Ain't this something. Just yesterday I was hiccuping for a half hour and I went through 4 glasses of water to get them to stop. Near the end of the half hour I was soo pissed they wouldn't stop.

5 weeks of this would drive me up the wall.

Electrofreak
2007-03-05, 11:46 PM
I've always been able to stop my hiccups just with conscious thought. I don't understand how other people can't seem to do what I do.

When I get hiccups, I just carefully breathe in and out consciously for a few minutes, monitoring my diaphragm and basically envisioning it mentally making smooth, steady movements. This immediately stops the hiccups, and after a few minutes of this I can let my lungs do their own thing and the hiccups don't return.

However if I don't do it for at least 2 minutes or so the hiccups can return.

Now if only I could make that work with muscle twitches and stuff. I had a twitch in my shoulder muscle the other day and no amount of concentration could make it go away... was driving me nuts.

LimpBIT
2007-03-05, 11:59 PM
Now if only I could make that work with muscle twitches and stuff. I had a twitch in my shoulder muscle the other day and no amount of concentration could make it go away... was driving me nuts.

I know how you feel, I get an insane amount of random muscle twitches. Mostly in my eyelids....

Strygun
2007-03-06, 12:02 AM
you need to eat more potassium (bananas) to prevent the muscle twitches.

Electrofreak
2007-03-06, 12:41 AM
you need to eat more potassium (bananas) to prevent the muscle twitches.

Bananas trigger chronic acid reflux heartburn for me. However I've started taking Prilosec OTC this week... maybe I'll be able to try one again. Haven't had a banana (or many other fruits such as watermelon and pineapple) in about a decade.

Derfud
2007-03-06, 03:07 AM
A friend of mine has been hiccuping occasionally for the last few years, it's usually only a few a day, just one at a time.

Hamma
2007-03-06, 07:45 AM
Don't get the hiccups often here - would suck ass to have them for weeks. Heck even one week would suck.

Peacemaker
2007-03-06, 08:15 AM
My prefered method is to punch my self in the Diaphram, its never failed.

Electrofreak
2007-03-06, 07:19 PM
My prefered method is to punch my self in the Diaphram, its never failed.

I guess thats one way of doing it. :lol:

Lartnev
2007-03-06, 08:45 PM
You could always try rectal massage (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=2299306&dopt=Abstract) :ugh: (For the record it was linked to from wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccups#External_links) :P~)

Also, 5 weeks is nothing. Some bloke from Iowa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Osborne) hiccuped for 68 years starting at a rate of 40 times a minute!

LimpBIT
2007-03-07, 01:23 AM
You could always try rectal massage (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=2299306&dopt=Abstract) :ugh: (For the record it was linked to from wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccups#External_links) :P~)

Also, 5 weeks is nothing. Some bloke from Iowa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Osborne) hiccuped for 68 years starting at a rate of 40 times a minute!

and than he died a year later....pwned

Kikinchikin
2007-03-07, 01:58 AM
I don't think I've hiccupped in the past like year. Weird.

Hamma
2007-03-07, 08:15 AM
rectal massage :rofl:

Squeeky
2007-03-07, 05:10 PM
When my brother was going through chemotherapy, he would hiccup about 3-4 times a minute for hours on end. I guess it's normal, but that shit was funny.


"Hey Brian, hiccup if you like cock"

"....*hic*....FUCK YOU"

":lol: :lol: :lol:"

LimpBIT
2007-03-07, 06:30 PM
When my brother was going through chemotherapy, he would hiccup about 3-4 times a minute for hours on end. I guess it's normal, but that shit was funny.


"Hey Brian, hiccup if you like cock"

"....*hic*....FUCK YOU"

":lol: :lol: :lol:"


.....you were making fun of your brother while he was getting chemotherapy? :doh:

Hamma
2007-03-07, 06:42 PM
:rofl:

Hey - gotta make light of situations like that life would suck otherwise ;)

OneManArmy
2007-03-08, 01:33 AM
sounds like she needed the penis.


Cure all your ills baby. The medicines inside.....

Squeeky
2007-03-08, 01:53 AM
.....you were making fun of your brother while he was getting chemotherapy? :doh:

:doh:

It's called making light out of the situation.

I guess you never saw the picture of my brother in his hospital bed with a big shit eating grin, bald head, and thumbs up holding his own urine like a trophy prize. :lol:

Hamma
2007-03-08, 09:13 AM
No but I did almost see his unit. :p