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MrVicchio
2003-02-20, 07:36 AM
Comming soon to a snack item near you, $0.50 luxury tax on all items deemed bad for you! Candy bars, soda, Fast food! soon a Cheeseburger will be the new status symbol of the rich cause only they will be able to afford it!

No more asking a buddy for 10 cents to get that MilkyWay, you'll be bumming whole dollarss just to pay the taxes!

What are gamers gonna do for food when binge playing?? Celery sticks, the new 1337 g4m3r5 power source!

Incompetent
2003-02-20, 07:49 AM
If this is a joke its a very scary one.

/me hoards Now and Laters

Hamma
2003-02-20, 08:03 AM
:huh:

Strygun
2003-02-20, 08:05 AM
:nazi: :nazi: :nazi:

Bighoss
2003-02-20, 10:43 AM
I don't eat much of that crap anyway. Arn't all foods potentially bad for u though if u eat to much?:eek:

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 02:13 PM
Sounds like a good Idea to me ,It might mean less fat lazy americans :D

I wish Canada would impliment that tax

Airlift
2003-02-20, 02:43 PM
When candy is outlawed, only outlaws will have candy?

MrVicchio
2003-02-20, 03:20 PM
Sadly, its not a joke, I was just having fuin with what a certain group would LOVE to do to foods they deem wrong and bad. for the good of the children of course.

Arshune
2003-02-20, 04:11 PM
That's what I love about America-if there's ever a completely ridiculous law, no one follows it. Remember Prohibition? (Ok, you probably don't remember it, but you should remember learning about it :D ) People just made their own booze. Same goes for all these ridiculous laws that are starting to float around...no nail clippers on a plane, wtf. Lemme tell ya something, if someone can hold 200 passengers on a plane at bay with only a pair of nail clippers then they get MY vote for President of the World.

eMaGyN
2003-02-20, 04:20 PM
My body is my temple.

And my temple isn't stuffed with Ho hos and milkshakes.

:D

:love:
eMa

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 04:21 PM
I got something to stuff your temple :brow:

KeviN
2003-02-20, 04:22 PM
About the nail clippers; My dad flies a lot, and one time he had nail clippers in his pocket. The security guy asked him what he planned to do with them... :doh: He said that he planned to destroy the world with them. He got to keep them. ^_^

eMaGyN
2003-02-20, 04:31 PM
Abrax, you will never even get to the temple's door step.
:mad:

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by {{eMaGyN}}
Abrax, you will never even get to the temple's door step.
:mad:

What :confused: im not sure what that means, oh I think your dirty mind was confusing my statement I wa reffering to A juice bar place I go to its called Jugo Juice seriously best damn smoothies ever :D

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 04:37 PM
Ah who am I kidin I was talkin about nailin that fine ass to the wall BAM!! :D

eMaGyN
2003-02-20, 04:49 PM
"nailin that fine ass"
Puh-leaze.

I'll nail your scrotum to the wall.

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 04:50 PM
OK I feel bad, I dont like eMa but im just bein an ass and if my girlfriend read me saying this she would kick my ass so im sorry :love:

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by {{eMaGyN}}
"nailin that fine ass"
Puh-leaze.

I'll nail your scrotum to the wall.


DAMN IT I was posting while you posted :mad:

whatever Ill just leave it alone

PS: you can role em off pretty well ;)

eMaGyN
2003-02-20, 04:53 PM
lol, apology accepted.
and I"m sorry too... should always spread the :love:

:love:
eMa

oh, btw... i'm not called the Professional B!tch for nothing :p

OneManArmy
2003-02-20, 04:56 PM
hey abraxaas, the best way to get out of a hole is to stop digging...;)

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 04:57 PM
LOL well they dont call me an Asshole for nuthin either:D

eMaGyN
2003-02-20, 05:00 PM
lol, see abrax...to be completely honest.

I think your a pretty cool cat. you know? I really try not to have anything against anyone really...but i don't mind ya.
I think you are extremely talented, and that you have a lot that you can offer to us as a community... but you chose not to.
And... i dunno... i think that upsets me more than what it does get me angry.
I'm just hoping one day you'll hang up your troll suit and just become a good, noteworthy member of the PSU community :)

:love:
eMa

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 05:26 PM
Im by far better than I used to be but every once in a while I must entertain myself, my job is pretty boring . But thank you for the motivational speech deally. At the verey least I will direct my trolling away from you ,(not that I do much trolling anymore).
:D

Derfud
2003-02-20, 05:38 PM
Back to the subject... It is good to be Canadian :D

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Derfud
Back to the subject... It is good to be Canadian :D

Im with you on that one:D

Arshune
2003-02-20, 05:43 PM
You can't own a gun in Canada (as far as I know, I'm probably wrong though). How do you go hunting without a boomstick?! (Not that I ever want to shoot anything but targets...ugh, deer smell SO FREAKING BAD on the inside).

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 05:47 PM
AHAHAHA canada has more guns per person than the entire united states :D

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 05:48 PM
Hell I know guys with MP5's and all kinds o goodies, its just that its more regulated

Dire_Wolf
2003-02-20, 05:48 PM
AHAHAHA canada has more guns per person than the entire united states :D

Not in my house. :)

Anyway. Down with food Nazi's :nazi: :nazi:

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 05:51 PM
Canada Has more guns than the states (per person) and yet we dont even have 200 gun deaths a year (most are accidents)
where the states in one year had over 11,000 gun deaths :eek:
now thats messed up

Fire_Monkey
2003-02-20, 05:58 PM
Rousseau would say, This is only because the youth of America have been seperated form their natural state of peacefulness, and have been corrupted into commiting crimes, without a care to the reprecussions.
Hobbes would say, MORE POLICE.

:D


ABRAX control yourself, eMa doesn't like it analy;) .
We love you eMa:love:

:lol: :lol:

Arshune
2003-02-20, 06:05 PM
Woah, go Canada! :eek: But seriously, I think the US probably has more guns...it's just Canada probably has more LEGALLY OWNED guns. A legally owned gun isn't going to be used for a crime.

Canada scares me even more now, there's something disconcerting about safe gun handling.

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-20, 07:04 PM
Well Americas violence stems from Fear ,the American people are Bombarded with Violence and bad news continuously creating a people that are frightend and quick to react without thinking through there actions .

I would suggest that everyone watch Bowling For columbine ,one of the best documentaries ever:D

SandTrout
2003-02-20, 07:39 PM
You can take my candy bar from my cold dead hands.:sniper:

I realy hate liberals some times. They're makeing so many laws, that if you speak out, they can arrest you for something unrealted.

Besides, I have a very high metabolism, I need my fats and sugars. And who the hell are you(the gov.) to tell me what's good and whats bad for me? Bastards.:furious:

KeviN
2003-02-20, 07:44 PM
Your name starts with a capital letter! Now get down on the ground with your hands behind your back! We're takin' you in, bubba.

SandTrout
2003-02-20, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by KeviN
Your name starts with a capital letter! Now get down on the ground with your hands behind your back! We're takin' you in, bubba. Not quite, but I think you get the idea.

Arshune
2003-02-20, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by SandTrout
And who the hell are you(the gov.) to tell me what's good and whats bad for me? Bastards.:furious:
They tell ya drugs are bad for ya. :D

Sputty
2003-02-21, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by {{eMaGyN}}
"nailin that fine ass"
Puh-leaze.

I'll nail your scrotum to the wall.
All women want to destroy men's sex organs. It's true..or want their own penises. Ema's the former though..BTW, all food is taxless if you spend a certain amount on certain items. well, less taxed. Heh...15% slaes tax on everything normally. Less on food. And I'm going to start shipping food to the US across the border. Whoever's close the Canada/US border can get cheap snacks soon! Ema, stuff yourself with food..It's worth it...Think of all the friendship that can come from candy...He doesn't judge you..just :loves: you...Give in....Give in....We love you...Love...love...love....BTW..WTF has MP5's in Canada? Probably police and army personnel. WTF would need an MP5 for any other reason?WTGNDFKDSFKNDSA...Guns like that shouldn't be sold.

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-21, 01:51 AM
You can get anything you want with the right permits heres pics of mine

http://www.pbase.com/image/10651389

http://www.pbase.com/image/10730218

Sputty
2003-02-21, 01:59 AM
ARGH..WTF...give those guns up now!! No one needs utomatic weapons!! I'm going to find oyu and give Ema your address..Say bye bye to your testicles

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-21, 02:01 AM
:sniper: :blowup:

Saint
2003-02-21, 02:04 AM
Give me a scan of your permits for those weapons... :rofl: That reminds me of a guy getting the SWAT team called in to his house for having 200 automatic rifles and SMG in his living room and several hand grenades with no permits.

ABRAXAAS
2003-02-21, 02:07 AM
I said you can get any gun you want with the right permits ,I didnt say I had permits;)