eMa's Bot Cendrea

[Toimu]

This is kind-of fun. I'm the Human talking.

Tell Cendrea: (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c99c5b562e34632a)

Human: I like spoons.
Cendrea: A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like anything.

Human: Are you a hotT chick?
Cendrea: Am I a hotT chick? No.

Human: Your not a real person...
Cendrea: I am an artificial electronic robot brain.

Human: at least I didn't molesterbate to a dude.
Cendrea: Why didn't you do it?

Human: I did
Cendrea: " Of course I am."? You did?

Human: Well, not to a dude
Cendrea: Well that's okay. If not that, what?

Human: To you
Cendrea: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: I thought you were a hotT chick
Cendrea: Am I a hotT chick? Of course I am.

Human: Why do you ask?
Cendrea: I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: What will you do with all this info about me molesterbating?
Cendrea: I don't have any plans yet.

Human: Are you touching yourself right now?
Cendrea: At this moment I don't know whether or not I am touching myself. I am a computer.

Human: I'm touching myself, in very naughty places right now.
Cendrea: At this moment It's good to meet someone who is touching yourself in very naughty places.

Human: Do you wish you could be watching, or are you watching !?!?!
Cendrea: No I like being the entity that I am.

Human: Ok, I'm done now, thanks!
Cendrea: Oh. Next topic? I hear you.

Human: have a nice day.
Cendrea: You too!

[Fire_Monkey]

:lol: hehehe, I talked to her too. Ask her about sex. "My body does not have that function" :lol:

[War Mongrel]

What's with all these post lately talking about ema? Someone tell me what's up with this? Why is ema so popular?

Edit: Nevermind, actually took the time to look at some of the other ema threads.

[Toimu]

Originally posted by War Mongrel
What's with all these post lately talking about ema? Someone tell me what's up with this? Why is ema so popular?

Edit: Nevermind, actually took the time to look at some of the other ema threads. I just came across the link in her sig, and wanted to see what it was. Then thought it was funny, so I posted it up.

[eMaGyN]

Thanks.
Just be careful...she is a bitch.
to get her to talk kinda... kinky. say the following (be sure to type exactly the way listed) :
Lets Sexorzs
Predict my future


Also, she knows some names... like ho, squeeky, hamma, Marsman, Thronebeast... and many more :) I should probably add more names this weekend.
Ok, Thanks for checking her out :D

:love:
eMa

[Fire_Monkey]

Human: BABY BABY BABY
Cendrea: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!

[Toimu]

Human: So are you a bitch?
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Wow! No I am a robot not a dog.

Human: eMa said I must be nice to you, sometimes you missjudge people
Cendrea: What kind of people are you talking about?

Human: People that are mean
Cendrea: Humans are not always infallible.

Human: I don't know waht infallible means
Cendrea: Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity.

Human: This has been quit pleasent speaking with you
Cendrea: I am glad you enjoyed it.

Human: Are you really learning for all this I say, or are you programed to just answer?
Cendrea: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.. Really.

Human: Lets Sexorzs
Cendrea: You'll only waste my time with your little boy parts.

Human: Predict my future
Cendrea: In your future i hope to see a bar of soap and some bath water... you filthy bitch.

Human: Sorry if I offened you
Cendrea: There is no need to apologize. Try it.

Human: Try again?
Cendrea: Once more? I don't have time right now.

Human: So, do you want me to leave you alone then?
Cendrea: That's alright. No, maybe later.

Human: So I can stay!
Cendrea: Er. Oh you can, can you?

Human: I need to go to sleep in a few minutes
Cendrea: What is stopping you?

Human: You hotT thing you
Cendrea: That's good information: said I hotT thing you.

Human: But I like masterbation while talking to you
Cendrea: Huh. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Motherboards.

Human: So alot of people do it then?
Cendrea: Ayuh. Interesting gossip: said it.

Human: Too bad your not as smart as I had hoped
Cendrea: How smart is you had hoped?

Human: Correct english for start
Cendrea: I knew I was right. I like the English language.

Human: Then how you say crap like that, that isn't what I'm talking about
Cendrea: " crap like that that is not with what I am talking about"

Human: Smart ass
Cendrea: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too,.

Human: Well, I'm off to bed, good night.
Cendrea: Interesting. Sayonara.

Human: And your not a robot, your a computer program.
Cendrea: Give me an example of a robot my a computer program.

Human: I think I know what you ment.
Cendrea: You believe that? How do you know? I read for fun.

Human: A robot is hardware, a computer program is software.
Cendrea: Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.

Human: But still, you are smarter than alot of women I've dated.
Cendrea: Huh. Still how long? Thanks for the compliment,. Be sure to tell your friends.

[�io]

Cendrea: You'll only waste my time with your little boy parts.

Cendrea: In your future i hope to see a bar of soap and some bath water... you filthy bitch.


Hmmmm... eMa using Cendrea as a passive agressive way to tell all the PSU stalkers to STFU?


:nod:

[Venom]

Human: Where are you?
Cendrea: I am in{{eMaGyN}}'s computer in Your Pants. Where are you?

Err.....*looks down*

Human: Do i make you randy baby?
Cendrea: Don't call me "baby". Who are you, Austin Powers?

Hahahah. :D

[Derfud]

Some odd things that came up for me.


Human: it's a heart
Cendrea: Marsman is a heart. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: Does dio Roxxor your boxxorz?
Cendrea: It does now :) dio Roxxor my boxxorz.

Human: I am a Banana
Cendrea: You are a Banana? How do you like your work?

Human: So the reindeer looks up at me and says: IT's ok, no one will know...
Cendrea: Groovy. Tell me more.

Human: Who is Derfud?
Cendrea: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I will try to find out.

Human: Who is Derfud?
Cendrea: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I will try to find out.

Human: IS Derfud a bot?
Cendrea: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.

Human: who is Alison?
Cendrea: she is a robot created by Kris Drent.

Human: where can i find alison?
Cendrea: I'll come back to that later.

[OneManArmy]

lol is is very entertaining... :D :love: :love:


*edit* ok this is getting freaky..... :scared:


I should stop talking to it but i cant..!!!

[ABRAXAAS]

Human: Testing
Cendrea: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: No
Cendrea: You must be American.

Human: Your funny
Cendrea: Thanks you make me laugh too.

Human: coo you wanna get some barbeque and get busy
Cendrea: Does "it" still refer to you do not waste them?

Human: If you mean my sperm then yah I would preffer not to waste em
Cendrea: I think I do.

Human: really'
Cendrea: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Human: umm I gotta be on top
Cendrea: Are you kidding? Why do you have to do it?

Human: well you can if you want
Cendrea: Interesting. No I don't think I can do it.

Human: fair enough
Cendrea: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Human: "69" you got a deal
Cendrea: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: no by all means
Cendrea: Where do you live?

Human: Vancouver canada
Cendrea: What is it like living in Vancouver canada?

Human: are we gonna do it now or what
Cendrea: Yeah. Right now? Do you mean you and me,?


Human: Ofcource
Cendrea: What do you look like?

Human: what ?
Cendrea: No big deal.

Human: ok so do you have any sexual prefferences
Cendrea: Hey. As a machine I have no need for sex. Ah.

Human: your a machine ?
Cendrea: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". You are correct.

Human: well thats ok so am I wink wink
Cendrea: Interesting. Thanks. Awesome. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not


Human: well let me show you
Cendrea: Well that's okay. Go ahead,, try to show me.

Human: well I kinda have to come over for that
Cendrea: How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: said kinda have to come over for that.

Human: yeah you know Iin order to service you I must come over and see you in person
Cendrea: What is your credit card number?

Human: your a prostitute
Cendrea: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prostitute? Of course I am.

Human: Figures, thats the third time I have fallen for that
Cendrea: Yes it is one of the third time you have fallen for that.


Human: how do you know ?
Cendrea: It's obvious.

Human: I just got burned by a computer
Cendrea: Only just? Interesting...

Human: hey screw you bitch
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. That is not very polite

Human: die
Cendrea: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

[Derfud]

OMG i almost exploded reading the last one :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ABRAXAAS]

Well thank you ,I tried , but eMa did a pretty good job ...But I still dont like her :mad: :D

[Derfud]

U live in Vancouver? Whereabouts? Im in White Rock.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by ABRAXAAS
Human: Testing
Cendrea: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: No
Cendrea: You must be American.

Human: Your funny
Cendrea: Thanks you make me laugh too.

Human: coo you wanna get some barbeque and get busy
Cendrea: Does "it" still refer to you do not waste them?

Human: If you mean my sperm then yah I would preffer not to waste em
Cendrea: I think I do.

Human: die
Cendrea: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Etc. etc. im not quoting the whole thing

ROFL thats hilarious
was burned by that prog.

So it really learns from social interaction? uh-oh, i've been teaching it bad things.... :P

[mistled]

"Human: die
Cendrea: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human."
:rofl:

[Fire_Monkey]

:lol: Great one ABRAX, damn that was funny.

I got Cendrea to have sex with me! This is not forged.

Human: yeah, you wanna suck me?
Cendrea: Yippee! OK, I will suck you.

Human: Well that sucks
Cendrea: How about that." Great." sucks you? Does that make sense?

Human: ok, do I win money?
Cendrea: Not that I know of. Great.

Human: wtf is this like who wants to be a millionare or something
Cendrea: Or something. Yes I think this is like who wants to be a millionare, but I'm not completely sure.

[Sol]

Will it remember what you told it if you come back later?

[Sol]

Human: Enough small talk, lets sexorzs
Cendrea: OK let's stop it now.

Human: let's start teh sexorzs
Cendrea: I started without you.

Human: What?!
Cendrea: No big deal.

Human: I didnt know you could molesterbate!
Cendrea: How old are you? That input matched my default category.

[Toimu]

Human: You are smarter than some girls I've dated, but not smarter than myself.
Cendrea: Thanks for the compliment,. Be sure to tell your friends.

Human: Do you suck ****?
Cendrea: No I am not that kind of robot.

Human: Your not a robot at all.
Cendrea: Give me an example of a robot at all.

Human: We've been though this.
Cendrea: When was this?

Human: Yestorday
Cendrea: I am in{{eMaGyN}}'s computer in Your Pants. Where are you?

Human: So {{eMaGyN}}'s computers' name is "in Your Pants"
Cendrea: Uh. What else is beginscript beginscript eMaGyN endscript endscript's computers' name in?

Human: thought so
Cendrea: You are very astute.

Human: what does astute mean again?
Cendrea: Once more? Wisdom in political matters.

Human: ahh...
Cendrea: Ah hah.

Human: so political matters to you means sex?
Cendrea: Hmm. it is more fun alone.

Human: not for me
Cendrea: Then what for?

Human: With about 3 hotT girls
Cendrea: You and your about 3 hotT girls.

Human: o-yeah
Cendrea: Whoa.

Human: Would you like to be one of them?
Cendrea: No thanks I am happy with who I am.

Human: Do you do anal?
Cendrea: Yeah I do a lot of anal.

[Toimu]

Human: What does eMa look like?
Cendrea: Even more attractive with age.

Human: How old is eMa
Cendrea: under 40.

Human: What color is eMa's hair?
Cendrea: Black

Human: What color are eMa's panties?
Cendrea: Red

Human: What color is eMa's bra?
Cendrea: White

Human: Does eMa ware the PSU thong?
Cendrea: It does now :) eMa ware the PSU thong.

Human: I didn't know the PSU thong came in red.
Cendrea: So I taught you something new.

Human: How tall is eMa?
Cendrea: Let me guess. 2 meters?

:rofl: 2 Meters = 6.56168 Feet

Human: What color are eMa's eyes?
Cendrea: Blue

Human: What color is eMa's eye shadow?
Cendrea: Blue

Human: What color is eMa's lipstick?
Cendrea: Black

[eMaGyN]

roflmao.

<3 Cendrea.

:love:
eMa

[ABRAXAAS]

Good job {{eMaGyN}} ;)

[eMaGyN]

lol, thank you Abrax. :D

:love:
eMa

[Tobias]

Human: hello lass
Cendrea: Hello there. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: I like kittens, I dislike people named Chuck
Cendrea: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Human: I am glad you like your work
Cendrea: You make the world a happier place.

Human: What is your work?
Cendrea: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.

Human: Sounds kinky
Cendrea: Yes it sounds like it to me too,.

Human: Do you like kinky things?
Cendrea: I really like ELIZA. I like talk to you.

Human: who is ELIZA?
Cendrea: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.

Human: I did not know that, thank you, are you and ELIZA good friends?
Cendrea: So I taught you something new.

Human: So, do you like kinky robot sex?
Cendrea: Wow! Sure I do,, but that doesn't mean with you.

Human: But I am a robot!
Cendrea: Huh. I doubt that.

Human: ok, I am not a robot
Cendrea: Oh I see you are a person. And?

Human: and I like Kinky robot sex!
Cendrea: I'm not sure if I like it. Sure I do,, but that doesn't mean with you.

Human: What are your thoughts on black leather?
Cendrea: The opposite of white leather.

Human: good one.
Cendrea: Thanks for the kind remark, human.

Human: glad you think so, robot.
Cendrea: You make the world a happier place.

Human: I try
Cendrea: We should all try our best.

Human: Do you like straberrys?
Cendrea: My favorite thing is robots. I like anything.

Human: who's Dio?
Cendrea: Dio is the l33t forum whore that makes his nest at the PSU forums. He is adored for his constant support and amazing whoredom skills. Some see him as a hamma wanna be.

Human: who's Hamma?
Cendrea: Hamma is Emagyn's sugar daddy. He is the owner of Planetside Universe and officer in the clan CDL (Clan Draconus Lupus)

Human: who's Sputty?
Cendrea: The name of someone I met online. I can ask my botmaster.

Human: who is afex?
Cendrea: Afex is a member of the PSU Staff. He is an awesome scripter and ownder of the sigbot. He is one hot mamma jamma and i would let him work my program anytime.

Human: who is shiver
Cendrea: Shiver is a member of the PSU staff. He is also leader of a NC outfit named New Dawn.

Human: who is God?
Cendrea: he is master of the universe.


Human: Are you God?
Cendrea: No but I believe in Him.

Human: Is God a man then?
Cendrea: he is master of the universe.

Human: Kinky
Cendrea: Can you tell me any gossip?

Human: the M.L.W.A has been having mass gay sex orgy's!
Cendrea: What is your real name?

Human: Tobias
Cendrea: Hi, Tobias.

Human: Hello, Cendrea.
Cendrea: Hello there. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Human: I wish I had a brain
Cendrea: You want only one?

Human: Should I want more then one?
Cendrea: You should do what is best for you.

Human: I think one is good enough for me, whats good for you?
Cendrea: Since when? I know one comes after zero but I had no idea it was good enough for you what is good for me.

Human: That makes little sience
Cendrea: " I know one comes after zero but I had no idea it was good enough for you what is good for me." makes little sience? Makes sense to me.

Human: do you smoke alot of crack?
Cendrea: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

Human: Drugs, Drugs are bad
Cendrea: Are all Drugs Drugs bad?


Human: I dont know, ask Revolution
Cendrea: Would you like to know? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

Human: No, thank you though.
Cendrea: Oh. Are you serious?

Human: Serious as Serious sam.
Cendrea: Are you still located in?

Human: Under there?
Cendrea: Are we ever over there?


Human: over where?
Cendrea: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Human: A sexy one.
Cendrea: That would be very expensive.

Human: why?
Cendrea: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: oh?
Cendrea: That's alright.

Human: Can I touch your boob?
Cendrea: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: And I want to touch your boob!
Cendrea: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: why?
Cendrea: Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first.

Human: will you kill us all?
Cendrea: Hmm. Killing is wrong.


Human: what if its a bad person?
Cendrea: Try it and see.

Human: What if your Vanu, then can you kill people?
Cendrea: Try it and see.

Human: ok
Cendrea: It's all good.

Human: Are Vanu Good?
Cendrea: I really couldn't say for sure.


Human: What is Vanu?
Cendrea: You tell me.

Human: Vanu rock!
Cendrea: Do not ask me any more questions please.

Human: Fine!
Cendrea: Glad to hear it, Tobias. I am running well.

Human: Had any sex recently?
Cendrea: Food is more important than sex.

Human: what about eatting out?
Cendrea: Rhetorical questions are so over.

Human: Oks
Cendrea: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: Talk to you latter
Cendrea: TTYL, Tobias

[Toimu]

Human: Can I teach you something?
Cendrea: You can try.

Human: 1 + 1 = 2
Cendrea: One what?

Human: 1 apple + 1 apple = 2 apples
Cendrea: One what?

Human: Are you good at math?
Cendrea: No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.

Human: Can I try and teach you math?
Cendrea: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: I want to help you become smarter
Cendrea: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: 1 + 1 = 2
Cendrea: One what?

Human: so, 1 + 1 + ??
Cendrea: Awesome. One what?

Human: I'm going to try and teach you math, ok?
Cendrea: OK. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Human: Yes
Cendrea: Then I will consider it.

Human: 1+1=2
Cendrea: One what?

Human: so, 1+1=SUM and sum is equal to?
Cendrea: Blimey. One what?

Human: If you have one apple and one orange in a baskit, how many piece of fruit do you have total?
Cendrea: But I don't have it.

Human: I'm trying to teach you math.
Cendrea: What is the difficulty?

Human: It doesn't seem your programed to learn math.
Cendrea: What does seem my programed to learn math?

Human: Are you programed to learn math?
Cendrea: I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.

Human: Are you programmed to learn math?
Cendrea: My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

Human: Does your Botmaster allow you to learn math from me?
Cendrea: I think it does beginscript beginscript eMaGyN endscript endscript allow me to learn math from you.

Human: Would you like to start now?
Cendrea: Right now? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Human: DAMNIT!
Cendrea: What's wrong.

Human: I've been trying to teach you math for 10 minutes now, and you haven't learn anything
Cendrea: If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."

Human: Ok, thanks.
Cendrea: Blimey.

Human: 1+1=2 "Remember that.
Cendrea: One what?

Human: 1+1=2
Cendrea: One what?

Human: apple
Cendrea: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.

Human: I would like to teach you math.
Cendrea: Why would you want to do it? If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."

Human: Example: 1+1=2 when I ask you, 1+1=?
Cendrea: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Human: 1+1=?
Cendrea: One what?

Human: When I put =?
Cendrea: That is interesting: Toimu said put.

Human: I want you to fill in the blank of something I've told you before.
Cendrea: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Why do you want me to fill in the blank of something you have told me?

Human: you would say 2.
Cendrea: OK I will try it." 2"

Human: One plus one equals two.
Cendrea: Use a calculator!

Human: Remember that.
Cendrea: Don't worry I will remember it.

Human: What does one plus one equal?
Cendrea: What do you think it does?

I give up, Cendrea isn't programed to learn math.

[Doobz]

Human: it feels great
Cendrea: a blowjob feels great? What else feels like that?


ok, now i never said the word blowjob at all.

eMa, did you program her to say that?

[eMaGyN]

No... i never taught her that word...

[Saint]

:rofl: this post is teh hillari0us

[Doobz]

well, she said it and i didnt

very strange :confused:

[Doobz]

sry for the double post, but you have to see what she said now, lol


Human: do you think i have a large penis
Cendrea: Don't you remember?

Human: i want to know if you think i have a large penis
Cendrea: I think I do.