Snakes On A Plane?

[Rayder]

For real?

http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May24/0,4670,ODDSnakesonaPlane,00.html

[xmodum]

Where was Samuel L. Jackson?

[Peacemaker]

Im mother fucking sick of these mother fucking mutant zombie gorilla's on this mother fucking submarine. Its time to open some motherfucking windows.

[GeneralRazor]

A lot of good articles today. That one sucked.

Some of the good ones:

ALL TONGUE (http://www.radaronline.com/features/2007/05/gene_simmons_interview_1.php)

TRUE HERO (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-te.ci.fire24may24,0,3346090.story?coll=bal-home-headlines)

THAT'S GREEN, BUT ITS NOT MONEY (http://www.delmarvanow.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070524/NEWS01/705240395/1002)

BRAINLESS THIEVES THESE DAYS (http://www.azcentral.com/news//articles/0523copperwire-CR.html)

Excuse me ma'am, are these your underpants? (http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20070524/D8PAG7180.html)

Cop tasers man in groin, making his superiors a little teste (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070523/ap_on_fe_st/odd_taser_video_1;_ylt=AkvEh1.evVR6m6Qo77w0dp7EHX0 V)