Peace Vs. 6 Females + Insomina

[Peacemaker]

So I get invited to this girls place. I think its gonna be me her and another one of our friends (another girl). Gonna watch some movies. Turns out theres 6 girls, all but one are extremly cute/hot. Great. Absolutly freakin awsome, right? WRONG. Why is it when women all gather en mass that they pick on a solitary guy who happened to tag along?

Oh yea, at first it was all good. Everything was going fine, we watched a chick flick. I gave some massages. We plugged in guitar hero and I kicked ass. Then it started to get ugly. Im out on the pourch having a cigarette. This one girl comes running out yelling that another has hit her head and is unconcious and bleeding.

Ok, so I know a little first aid. But this is a head injury, I run inside the door, and start calling 911. This girl yanks the phone out of my hand and hangs it up. I am now slightly suspicious. She drags me into the living room by the arm. I walk in and theres this girl laying on the ground, with a bowling ball next to her, next to a door.

So I walk over, lean down to shake her and suddenly WHAM. Right in the face a pillow style uppercut. I land on my ass and suddenly 6 girls have jumped on me, and started wrapping / tieing me up. Terrorists got nothin on this shit. I was make-uped. I got a new hair style. I got a pedicure AND a manicure. Then they tried to force me to watch gay porn. Thankfully I know how to roll my eyes back. They ripped my shirt off and rubbed Ice cubes on my nipples to see how sensitive a guys breasts were.

Then the ultimate torchure, they decided to have a contest to see which of them could get me hard fastest. Now you might not think this is so bad. But they couldnt touch me. THAT is torchure They stripped me naked, still tied to a chair, set me in a blow up pool, and produced a whole lot of ice water. By the end of it I was very wet and very cold. Thats ok though. The girls were in various states of undress and the winners were making out on the couch. Chock up one good thing for the night.

Other nefarious experiments and contests were conjured up. I dont think I thought that a coffee stiring straw and rubber bands could ever be used so evily. I was bound by a couple pairs of play hand cuffs that had the emergancy tabs bent off, some rope, and a few bathrobe ropes. It took me about 4 1/2 hours to break the first pair of cuffs enough to get out. At that time everyone was outside taking a break from torchure 101. I was spotted escaping and pumled to a pulp by pillows.

The girl who owned the joint eventualy made them let me go, and I slept with her. Sort of. Now, Ive got a naked girl snoring on my chest, and Im covered in make up, a few welts, and even a small burn. Im content, I got some. Time to go to sleep right? WRONG AGAIN! 4am - 8:40am I just laid there staring at the ceiling. I feel tired, and violeted, yet it was possibly the most entertainment I had ever provided to a bevy of females. Ive also been invited for next weekend :)

So, here is the question. Would you go, assuming the same thing would happen? Also assuming that theres a good possibily (I overheard them talking) of MORE women next time. Note: Unf need not answer.

[Peacemaker]

Oh yea, one last thing.....

Peace Vs. 6 Females....


FIGHT

Flawless Victory : 6 Females

Round 2

FIGHT

Flawless Victory: FINISH HIM!

[Baneblade]

I might have to call you Ron from now on.

[OneManArmy]

two things:

1. you're a redneck and chances are these are redneck women.

2. pics:

[Hamma]

WTF?!?!

[LimpBIT]

by far the best story ever.

Ide go back if I were you, but next time ide bring friends

[Giovanni]

Pics or.... well you know.

Plus last I know... you had a neckbeard.

May I remind you?

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8959/neckrg0.jpg

Now... I don't know about you... but... well the picture makes my point.

[LimpBIT]

thx giovonni :rofl::rofl::rofl: i needed a good laugh

[firecrackerNC]

Leave the neckbeards alone lol When im lazy for a few weeks i let mine go too

[Lonehunter]

1. you're a redneck and chances are these are redneck women.

You have no idea what you're talking about.



I don't see what all the fuss is about, do you actually regret going?

[Sentrosi]

If I was single I'd ask for a hook up Peace, strap my ass up with a hidden video camera, and let the frivolity ensue. Then post the video up on YouTube and have endless PSU fans post on their blogs.

You could be....(wait for it)....Epic.

[OneManArmy]

You have no idea what you're talking about.


son, I know plenty about all that is redneck. I live in the middle of nowhere in the bible belt, the fucking tobacco capital of the united states, one of the original colonies where the south WILL rise again! I have more cars than people living in my house and all are 10 years or older and my two primary vehicles are firebird/trans ams.

and thats just the tip of the iceberg. So god willing and the creek don't rise, we'll all see tomorrow and it'll more fun than a hole in the soap.

[Infernus]

You have no idea what you're talking about.



I don't see what all the fuss is about, do you actually regret going?

I'll vouch for OMA, he's a redneck. Pure breed too.

I'll also vouch for Peace, he's a bigger redneck.

Also: Using laziness to legitimize a neckbeard, actually makes the having of a neckbeard worse, not better... and I shudder thinking of the sleazy women that would appreciate such a thing.

[Rbstr]

Neckbeard should never be rationalized in any manner.

[Derfud]

Unless of course it is part of a full on shiite cleric beard.

[Peacemaker]

I no longer have a neck beard, I donno what you would call it but I have a gottee with my side burns coming down my jaw bone meeting up with my gotee.
Also, the only pic I have of the whole occurance was of the girl I slept with. I snaped a shot with my camera phone for the purpose of proving it to my RL friends. (that I slept with her, I wouldnt tell them of the rest)

There are however many a picture of me getting tortured. I just have to figure out a way to get the pics. They were to be used to black mail me. Who knows what for now. Ill keep you updated on what ever hilarity ensues from that.

None of them were rednecks... one was mildly over weight and another has a butter face. They wernt uber hot. Just pretty cute.

Sentrosi's suggestion for U-Tube mega stardom comes as a good idea. I just have to figure out where to hide a video camera in someone elses house. I wont be bringing friends as It was mildly entertaining for some parts. Im selfish :D Ill keep all the womenz to my self. I have enjoyed the pleasure of a 2 girl one guy threesome before, this could be an opportunity to increase that ratio.

P.S. I donno how to get the picture off my camera. I dont have Cingulars 200 dollar software so Idk. I looked into cracking my phone but I couldnt figure it out.

P.S.S. I am an ultimate redneck: I burn my lawn rather than cut it. My playground was a junkyard and the woods. I have used a bulldozer to build a ramp, get a junked shortbus, fix it, get drunk, load it with 20 people and drive it off said ramp at about 50, get fucked up in ensuing crash, and not go to the hospital. I have had BB gun fights with no I protection. I have more bug zappers than I have lights in my house. To top it all off, the #1 thing my mom asks me for Mothersday is Ammo.

[Giovanni]

What you have sir is a chin strap.

AKA. A massari beard.

http://www21.sbs.com.au/alchemy/media/images/9718massari_2.jpg

Except that if you didn't lose the weight you had on the picture above and style your hair different... that would just make you look fatter/weird looking. Thus my assumption of pics or stfu.

I'll bow down to you if you do provide pictures... but... then again we all know my opinion on your so called "hot girl" you posted a while ago... if you post another she-male looking girl I am devoting my life to inventing the e-punch. Where when somebody says something stupid... a fist comes out of the screen to punch them.

Then again... I guess you could have a taste for she-males...


PS: I love you peace, I ain't got nothing against you don't worry <3

[Peacemaker]

That is about what I have, but its thicker. W/e you want to think about it, I dont really care. The girls go for it. That picture just made me look fat btw. I am heavy set but I go to the gym and such, normaly I just lift but as of late Ive been burning fat with aerobics. Lost a good 20 lbs in the past month. Still more to go.

Just cause Im not an uber hot stud doesnt mean the girls dont like me or something. Idk how you would like me to produce pics of the incident either. I was tied to a god damn chair. I dont really care for your taste in girls either, my now X looked fine. She most definatly didnt look like a she male. But like I said everyone has their tastes, I dont insult yours which are probably along the lines of black clothes, heavy makeup on the eyes, and plastic fork scars on the wrists. Essentialy, you dont wanna believe me, ok, no need to talk shit, no need to post.

That is what is called trolling and I refuse to let a post about one of my crazy adventures turn into a driviling derailed flame fest by you, like a certain post about my X. Honestly If there was an option so I could make it so you couldnt post in my threads. I would use it.

[Infernus]

I'd fuck peace.

[Hamma]

:lol:

Didn't you guys know? On the internets everyone has a supermodel gf to compare others to.

[Rbstr]

I don't; I can't even manage to have a fake one on the internet :(

[Baneblade]

I have sigs off, is my uberhot supermodel gf still in mine?

[Hamma]

Tiffany Teen: Check

:p

She retired btw after nude photos of her surfaced :rawr:

[LimpBIT]

What you have sir is a chin strap.

AKA. A massari beard.

http://www21.sbs.com.au/alchemy/media/images/9718massari_2.jpg



I had a messier version of one of those about 2 months ago. I got tired of it though

[Infernus]

Its fucking ugly.

It looks like something one of the dumb-ass ***'s that lives in South Philadelphia would wear. Complete with the huge-ass, fake-ass stone in their ear and a 16x Tee.


I mean fuck, seriously.

People need to start giving a shit about themselves. Looking somewhat good and having something resembling personal hygiene isn't hard, or expensive. And I honestly shudder when I think about my future, because 9 out of 10 people lack such things, sadly they're all also business majors and will probably end up making more money then I ever will. But at least I have the piece of mind knowing that I'm not trash.

[Peacemaker]

Mine needs work -_-. My mustache has always been really really light blonde so its hard to see it. I havnt shaved my mustache in a few months and its not really that thick. Nor is it the coarse hair normaly seen in a beard, its like hair on my head or arm hair. Kinda annoying.

Oh yea, this thread has been officaly DERAILED.

[Giovanni]

PS: I still love you too peace <3

PSS: I just have side burns and a pinch... I'd have to get a pic...

[Rbstr]

Patchy 5 o'clock shadows suck ass. That's about my experience.

[firecrackerNC]

Why should you care how people look? I let my hair grow out before i care to shave because its a fucking pain to do constantly. If im going somewhere importent I will but theres times where I go 2-3 weeks without shaving, deal with it. Least I shower and use deoderant and brush my teeth, other than that you shouldnt care.

[Infernus]

Yeah, except you look gross, and in a service oriented business you encounter a great many people that you have to look at - that look gross.

[firecrackerNC]

Alot of people look gross, like the ugly girls and the creepy guys, nothing they can change bout that. Id rather see someone who doesnt shave for a few weeks then them lmao

[Infernus]

Do girls that don't live in trailers want to have sex with you?

[Baneblade]

There are girls that DON'T live in trailers?!

[Giovanni]

There are girls that DON'T live in trailers?!

*gasp*

[Peacemaker]

News flash, not all women on the planet like the perfectly kept, perfect hair, preppy dressing guys. Some girls like their men a little rough. Do I get dressed up when I go out? Yea. Do most of the girls that think Im hot think Im hot when Im not dressed up? Yea. They like the greasy hat, the well worn jeans (that I didnt pay to look well worn), the shaggy beard after 5 (I do shave every day). And yes, these girls dont live in trailers. Except for that one...

[OneManArmy]

Girls that live in trailers are the best kind.


well except for the fatties...

[GeneralRazor]

I won't scrap this story as much as I'd like to. I think there's alot of e-peen stroking going on by the OP though. Anyway, answer me this peace:

How do you "sort of" sleep with a girl??? Did you put it in soft or what?

"I slept with her. Sort of."

How the FK do you grow a "shaggy beard" in 1 day??? (I've heard of a 5 o'clock shadow, but you should talk to GBoWW)

"the shaggy beard after 5 (I do shave every day)."

:rofl:

I detect some BS truth stretching. Sounds like someone should be writing fantasy stories for gamer geeks to me.

:rolleyes:

[Sentrosi]

/me breaks out the popcorn and drinks and parks himself squarely in this thread

Should be a summer blockbuster!

[Rbstr]

I ate a bagel for breakfast!

It's about as interesting as this thread.

[Infernus]

I ate a bagel for breakfast!

It's about as interesting as this thread.

Really, What sort?

Any spreads such as cream cheese? Butter? Jam?

[Hamma]

Looks like GeneralRazor has a supermodel gf too :p

[Rbstr]

Really, What sort?

Any spreads such as cream cheese? Butter? Jam?

I toasted the bagel and put roasted tomato basil cream cheese on.
It was delicious!

[Knightwyvern]

Ah, I love a good bagel with some cream cheese on it. I prefer plain bagels and cream cheese though, but sometimes I'll go for a honey-nut or cream cheese.

Ima go to Bruegger's now.

[GeneralRazor]

Looks like GeneralRazor has a supermodel gf too :p

No. Models are too high maintenance, except the Kate Moss types (dated her). I only date celebs. /peacemaker rhetoric off

I like bagels w/cream cheese. Although english muffin egg sandwiches rawk (w/cheese).

[Warborn]

Even if this were more than just a really weak bit of fiction, what would you have to brag about? You got your ass handed to you by a bunch of girls with pillows and shit. What kind of a man allows women to control him in such a way? Sure, some girls might like the whole dominatrix thing, but unless you've aspirations of being a sexual submissive you should be (assuming this were actually factual) ashamed, and it shouldn't have surprised you that you only "sort of" slept with one of the imaginary girls. After all, what woman is going to be interested in a guy who she and her friends just beat up? You should have been throwing bitches, not getting your ass tied to a chair. Hell, with the number of girls I know personally who are big fans of hair pulling and choking during sex, these fictitious broads were likely taken aback as if struck physically when you didn't get a bit rough with them and instead let them have their way.

Next time you invent a story like this, pretend your mom let you take your balls out of her purse and describe instead how you wrestled 6 girls into submission and then had sex with them all, having thus proven your manliness to them.

[Knightwyvern]

Ok c'mon guys, lay off of peace. Whether it is a made up story or not, this is the internet. WTF do you care if he made it all up? I believe the intention was originally to provide us with an entertaining story. There's not reason to go psycho over whether it's true or not. Knowing peace relatively well as I do, this story is at least based in reality and most likely close to what happened. I mean, this guy has a... *ahem* somewhat colorful life, heh. Exaggeration? Maybe so, but everyone does that.

[Warborn]

Seriously though, man, he really could've done a better story. This is like bragging that Salma Hayek stuck a pen up your urethra. I mean, yeah, awesome, it's Salma Hayek (http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5008/salmahayekns0.jpg), right? Fucking no. Pen up your urethra.

[Hamma]

:rolleyes:

[Rbstr]

My lunch sucked big time.

Ramen noodles and a Muffin.

[Giovanni]

Warborn! Your still alive? *gasp*

[Infernus]

My lunch was a bowl of cereal. But it's okay, we're having steak for dinner.

[Peacemaker]

Sort of slept with her means I didnt bang her.

Yall can shoot holes in it all you want. If your going to call BS what ever. Its a funny thing that happened to me, I told the story. The people I consider my friends on PSU got a few laughs out of it.

As of warborn. What kind of man lets girls do that sort of thing? The kind that wouldnt hurt a girl. The kind who can have some fun in his life. The kind that can laugh at him self a little bit. You question my manhood? What if these girls were dominatrix? Perhapse I do like that a little bit. Being in control all the time gets boring. Getting blackmailed by them with embarassing pictures puts some flavor in my life. Its an adventure. You look too deeply into things.

Have fun with your life. None of my friends would ever stop being my friends if they found out about this. They would just laugh at me and I would laugh at me with them. Its funny. Think what you will, I frankly dont care, but if you dont have something to acctualy add to the thread, instead of just flaming, dont post. This forum is not TW.

Disclaimer: Funny jokes are constructive. And yes I have been guilty of doing exactly that my self.


Anyways, my weekend was fun. Oh my was it fun. It sort of reminds me of some weird comdey movie. Unfortunatly it has resulted in peace being broke :( Ill give some details a little later tonight.

[Warborn]

Warborn! Your still alive? *gasp*

wut wut

As of warborn. What kind of man lets girls do that sort of thing? The kind that wouldnt hurt a girl. The kind who can have some fun in his life. The kind that can laugh at him self a little bit. You question my manhood? What if these girls were dominatrix? Perhapse I do like that a little bit. Being in control all the time gets boring. Getting blackmailed by them with embarassing pictures puts some flavor in my life. Its an adventure. You look too deeply into things.

I hope your next thread is about how you paid a couple homeless guys to take turns dropping a deuce on your chest while snapping photos of the incident to distribute around a humiliate you with. I mean, that would really put some flavour in your life and be a big, meaty adventure too.

[Giovanni]

Warborn what I meant is I barely see you post... then again... I only browse the lounge.

[Rayder]

I had two hot dogs for lunch. Then two wraps. Then some chicken and cake and ice cream. Chips and fruit were interspersed. Finally I had a cheeseburger for dinner.

[Sentrosi]

Damn Rbstr, you need to get a woman or move closer to me.

Had a damn good spaghetti dinner with meatballs for dinner today. Nothing like living next to an Italian. Better that I married her daughter!

Need to come up with my own flavor of rubs. Currently using McCormack's Pork, Chicken and Steak rubs. Used the Steak rub on the pork chop. EXTREMELY GOOOOOD. Probably going to try using the chicken rub on a nice pork tenderloin this week.

BTW, I LOOOOOOVE grilling.

[GeneralRazor]

Sort of slept with her means I didnt bang her.

...Ill give some details a little later tonight.

Not hitting it is not getting it. No "sort of" to it. Don't try to make yourself look cooler than you really are.

And why am I not suprised that your gonna give more details...this is your personal diary right? We get updates every week.. :rolleyes: every other day even...:sick:...meh...everyday....:bang:

Anybody like crawfish? I love steak, ribs, beer, all that. Love seafood. Nothing beats crawfish if it's done right and you know how to eat them.

[Warborn]

Anybody like crawfish? I love steak, ribs, beer, all that. Love seafood. Nothing beats crawfish if it's done right and you know how to eat them.

I love escargot and sushi.

Warborn what I meant is I barely see you post... then again... I only browse the lounge.

I haven't posted here in a long time, not counting a couple days ago.

[Baneblade]

No soup for manbitch! Come back, one year!

[GeneralRazor]

Sushi is good stuff. Escargot is about where I draw the line. Too rubbery. I've had croc though. Not enough meat on frog legs. Prefer chicken. I can eat chicken everyday, can cook it many ways. Snow crab....mmmm. gimme protien...

Going to stay here (http://www.sybaris.com/index.asp) tomorrow. Prolly should get to bed. Eat your heart out Peace.

[Peacemaker]

I didnt screw her, and I didnt say I did. I said I slept with her. I probably could have been more specific. I didnt try to look cooler, because just banging a chick does not constitute "cool".

Hamma, do me a favor please and nuke / lock this thread. Its decended into the depths of hell flaming and trolling, I attempted to have some fun with it but alas, no... too many retards.

[Warborn]

You should join your country's military. Then you'd have cool stories to tell that people would actually want to read about.

[Peacemaker]

You should shut the fuck up and stop flaming me. No. Infact. STOP POSTING.

[Hamma]

:lol:

Yea this is dead now.

It's funny when someone posts a personal experience ESPECIALLY dealing with a woman people get their panties in a bunch and blame the person for lying. Get a life already, I wish I had a supermodel girlfriend like all the other people on the internets.

:nodrama: