Phaze
2003-02-25, 06:37 PM
I was all perfect and happy with waiting for World of Warcraft. Then I decided to read up on this game a bit. I find out it is an MMOFPS, hmm seems kind of cool. I go onto to read about the weapons and I ended up reading every one. Pfft, so what if they have super cool weapons. That doesn't mean the game is going to be good. Well, when I went down this list and saw the Flechette Rifle, I started having uncontrolable mouse clicking spasms. After I realized I had read the same four lines about the weapon 50+ times it was time to go onto more info.
Equipment was my next section I read. *YAWN* nothing that great. Grenade this, grenade that, minesweeper, WAIT HOLD ON A SEC, Minesweeper??? This must mean that there are mines in the game. YIKES!!! No way I am being caught with a mine stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Umm wait a minute, WOW FOREVER!!!
Next, was vehicles. The expected tanks, bikes, and so on. Well, this time when I got down to the Mosquito, I felt like someone grabbed me by the nuts and gave me a years supply of TREATZZA PIZZA from Dairy Queen; banana and strawberry flavor, extra large. I didn't know whether to cry or scream.
Now onto the Certs. This would have to be a carefully funded excercise. If I choose the wrong certs, my poor guy could SUCK. AHH YUMMY, medium assault, mosquito, and agile armor.
Ack, this is where things got sticky. I read up on factions. How could Sony make me choose between a faction. Can't I just be the middle man and be ALL of them. I guess not, so it ultimately came down to the coolest looking. That didn't work because they are all cool so I decided terran. (LONG LIVE STARCRAFT)
If my body didn't already take enough torment from this game, I came across Implants. YUMM, I always wondered what having one boob and being a man would be like. CRAP!!! it isn't like that but still cool stuff. MUST GET SILENT RUN!!!
I feel bad now. Blizzard has been my favorite company and now I have switched over to PS. I better go tell my girlfriend that we are braking up again. She is use to this ever since Everquest, Warcraft, Warcraft 2, Starcraft, BroodWars, CounterStrike, and many others came out. She will think something is going on if we don't break up at least 5 times a year. Anyways, I knew I shouldn't had read up on this game.
Equipment was my next section I read. *YAWN* nothing that great. Grenade this, grenade that, minesweeper, WAIT HOLD ON A SEC, Minesweeper??? This must mean that there are mines in the game. YIKES!!! No way I am being caught with a mine stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Umm wait a minute, WOW FOREVER!!!
Next, was vehicles. The expected tanks, bikes, and so on. Well, this time when I got down to the Mosquito, I felt like someone grabbed me by the nuts and gave me a years supply of TREATZZA PIZZA from Dairy Queen; banana and strawberry flavor, extra large. I didn't know whether to cry or scream.
Now onto the Certs. This would have to be a carefully funded excercise. If I choose the wrong certs, my poor guy could SUCK. AHH YUMMY, medium assault, mosquito, and agile armor.
Ack, this is where things got sticky. I read up on factions. How could Sony make me choose between a faction. Can't I just be the middle man and be ALL of them. I guess not, so it ultimately came down to the coolest looking. That didn't work because they are all cool so I decided terran. (LONG LIVE STARCRAFT)
If my body didn't already take enough torment from this game, I came across Implants. YUMM, I always wondered what having one boob and being a man would be like. CRAP!!! it isn't like that but still cool stuff. MUST GET SILENT RUN!!!
I feel bad now. Blizzard has been my favorite company and now I have switched over to PS. I better go tell my girlfriend that we are braking up again. She is use to this ever since Everquest, Warcraft, Warcraft 2, Starcraft, BroodWars, CounterStrike, and many others came out. She will think something is going on if we don't break up at least 5 times a year. Anyways, I knew I shouldn't had read up on this game.