TimberWolf2K
2003-03-01, 01:29 PM
I thought this was kinda cool so I'll post it here,
Inspired by last nights shoutcast Enjoy:
VanuScum01: "Hey what�s that noise?"
VanuScum02: �It appears to be an Aircraft named the mosquito, allow me to insert a witty comment in my next statement referring to the insect form of the Mosquito�
VanuScum01: �Huh?�
VanuScum02: "let�s swat it!!"
*Foolish Vanu attack the lone Mosquito*
VanuScum02: "Ha ha observe them move in the opposite direction from us!"
VanuScum01: �huh?�
VanuScum02 �Ha Ha! Look at them run!�
VanuScum04: "wait....what�s that OTHER noise"
*sound of roaring engines and Banjos fills the air*
*3 Marauders full of Unwashed yet Deadly TerranGrunts bound over the hill and make towards the Vanu outpost*
TerranGrunt01: "Cummon Vanews, Lets Wrestul. I bet I can make ya squeal like a piggy!!"
TerranGrunt05: "Lets gettum!"
*the Terrans unleash a barraged of Heehaws that force the Vanu to flee their outpost in their Hover buggies*
VanuScum03: "If we can make it to the Team discovery Channel base we have a fighting chance"
VanuScum06: "I concur�
*The "Heehaws" of Unwashed yet Deadly Terrans is only drowned out by the equally inspiring sound of "Dueling Banjos" being blasted out from their "Customized speakers" attached to their Rides*
TerranGrunt06: "Commence op-O-ration havoc on ma signul!"
*A marauder pulls up on each side of a Vanu buggy and one over takes it, sitting right in front of!!, the Vanu are boxed in, nowhere to run...surely they are done fore*
TerranGrunt06: "op-O-ration Havoc is GO!"
*suddenly the Terrans draw their weapons and point them at the Vehicle....*
TerranGrunt06: "Attack!"
*Turning their weapons around the Terrans begin to beat the Buggy with the handles of their guns!!*
VanuScum07: "OMFG! Their chipping the paint! Their CHIPPING THE PAINT!"
VanuScum04: "No no no! not the chrome bumper!"
*After several minutes of unrelenting punishment the Vanu finally reach Team Discovery channels base*
VanuScum10: "Active the area division counter balancing device!!"
VanuScum13: "Huh?"
VanuScum10: "The gates you Neanderthal! Open the gates!"
*the chipped and scraped Vanu vehicle glides in, the gate slamming shut after them*
TerranGrunt07: "Open dem dar gates ya Purple pansy�s or Yall gonna be sorry"
VanuScum11: "what�s he saying... someone get the translation book"
*a Vanu soldier whips out his Terran to Vanu translation guide*
VanuScum11: "ok, he Wishes that we Activate the area division counterbalance device to grant them access to our compound or the consequences will be dire"....*thumbs through the book some more* "either that or he want to know if we have seen his Grandfather lately"
VanuScum09: *shouts over the wall* "I regret to inform you that we have had no visual confirmation of the where about of your Grandfather, We are willing to assist you in a search if you would be so kind as to conduct yourselves in a civil and Dignified manner"
*the Terran look at each other puzzled*
TerranGrunt01: "What tha heck did is he yammering about paw?"
TerranGrunt06: "Ah dunno, but dem sure does sound like a Fightin wurds!"
TerranGrunt07: "A said let us in or else we is gunna have a ho down and cause a ruckus until ya does!!"
*all the Vanu turn to look at VanuScum11*
VanuScum11: "I do recall stating to you in an afore mentioned conversation that you do grant us access to your compound, the resulting consequence for you not complying with our demands being, that of we will place oversized glass liquid containers to our lips and expel a mixture of oxygen and carbon dioxide from out lungs to create a audible vibration in the air. During the course of this audible vibration we will move our limbs in an unconventional manner while creating loud noises until you comply with our demands"....."Ether that or they wish to use our bathroom"
VanuScum09: "We regret to inform you that we cannot grant you access to our compound to allow you to use our waste disposal unit as we fear you will not conduct yourself apparently whilst inside. And you will most likely leave the seat up"
*the Terrans look at each other puzzling for a minute...*
TerranGrunt07: "HODOWN!"
*several grunts begin to blow over the neck of large water bottles while the others dance and ****
TerranGrunts in unison: "Yeeeehawwww"
VanuScum12: "Most undignified and displeasing to my ears, I fear that I will not be able to withstand such an audio barrage for much longer... Let us drive them off with our trivia knowledge of the forests of Auraxis"
VanuScum06: "I concur"
VanuScum12: *shouting over the wall* "The trees that surround Lake Hamma may look like the common oak but they are actually closely related to the Elm, when you closely examine their DNA structure"
*The Terran stop Jigging and look up to the Vanu*
VanuScum08 "The Dio bird that dwells in the trees to the north of here actually prefer the shade of the Shamboigle tree but those are currently being occupied by a flock of Crested eMa's"
Terrangrunt05: "what in the name of squirrel tail antenna covers are they yammering about?"
TerranGrunt04: "I'll be danged if I know....but I�m a scared"
VanuScum04: "I believe our trivia is having the desired affect, The common Fire_monkey was responsible for more than 73.62% of all forest fires on the 1st quarter of this year, Lucky we AirLift'ed them to the safety of our polar contents where they can causes no further damage to our ecosystem"
TerranGrunt01: "That�s it am a outa here, them Vanews is tawlkin crazy tawlk"
TerranGrunt04: "uh hu, lets get back to the barn, if we leave now we can catch Wheel of Fortune!"
Terrangrunt07: "But we cant let the Vanews think we are all scared o' them"
TerranGrunt02: "But what about the Wheel!"
TerranGrunt09: "A gots mes a plan!......RUN AWAY!"
*So the Unwashed yet deadly Terran pile back into their rides and make for home*
VanuScum03: "Success! using the knowledge of the tree dwelling wildlife we have overthrown the enemy!"
Vanu in unison: "SCIENCE POWER!"
VanuScum06: "Would anyone like to join me in a rousing game of Dungeons and dragons?"
Vanu in unison: "oooh Me!"
Inspired by last nights shoutcast Enjoy:
VanuScum01: "Hey what�s that noise?"
VanuScum02: �It appears to be an Aircraft named the mosquito, allow me to insert a witty comment in my next statement referring to the insect form of the Mosquito�
VanuScum01: �Huh?�
VanuScum02: "let�s swat it!!"
*Foolish Vanu attack the lone Mosquito*
VanuScum02: "Ha ha observe them move in the opposite direction from us!"
VanuScum01: �huh?�
VanuScum02 �Ha Ha! Look at them run!�
VanuScum04: "wait....what�s that OTHER noise"
*sound of roaring engines and Banjos fills the air*
*3 Marauders full of Unwashed yet Deadly TerranGrunts bound over the hill and make towards the Vanu outpost*
TerranGrunt01: "Cummon Vanews, Lets Wrestul. I bet I can make ya squeal like a piggy!!"
TerranGrunt05: "Lets gettum!"
*the Terrans unleash a barraged of Heehaws that force the Vanu to flee their outpost in their Hover buggies*
VanuScum03: "If we can make it to the Team discovery Channel base we have a fighting chance"
VanuScum06: "I concur�
*The "Heehaws" of Unwashed yet Deadly Terrans is only drowned out by the equally inspiring sound of "Dueling Banjos" being blasted out from their "Customized speakers" attached to their Rides*
TerranGrunt06: "Commence op-O-ration havoc on ma signul!"
*A marauder pulls up on each side of a Vanu buggy and one over takes it, sitting right in front of!!, the Vanu are boxed in, nowhere to run...surely they are done fore*
TerranGrunt06: "op-O-ration Havoc is GO!"
*suddenly the Terrans draw their weapons and point them at the Vehicle....*
TerranGrunt06: "Attack!"
*Turning their weapons around the Terrans begin to beat the Buggy with the handles of their guns!!*
VanuScum07: "OMFG! Their chipping the paint! Their CHIPPING THE PAINT!"
VanuScum04: "No no no! not the chrome bumper!"
*After several minutes of unrelenting punishment the Vanu finally reach Team Discovery channels base*
VanuScum10: "Active the area division counter balancing device!!"
VanuScum13: "Huh?"
VanuScum10: "The gates you Neanderthal! Open the gates!"
*the chipped and scraped Vanu vehicle glides in, the gate slamming shut after them*
TerranGrunt07: "Open dem dar gates ya Purple pansy�s or Yall gonna be sorry"
VanuScum11: "what�s he saying... someone get the translation book"
*a Vanu soldier whips out his Terran to Vanu translation guide*
VanuScum11: "ok, he Wishes that we Activate the area division counterbalance device to grant them access to our compound or the consequences will be dire"....*thumbs through the book some more* "either that or he want to know if we have seen his Grandfather lately"
VanuScum09: *shouts over the wall* "I regret to inform you that we have had no visual confirmation of the where about of your Grandfather, We are willing to assist you in a search if you would be so kind as to conduct yourselves in a civil and Dignified manner"
*the Terran look at each other puzzled*
TerranGrunt01: "What tha heck did is he yammering about paw?"
TerranGrunt06: "Ah dunno, but dem sure does sound like a Fightin wurds!"
TerranGrunt07: "A said let us in or else we is gunna have a ho down and cause a ruckus until ya does!!"
*all the Vanu turn to look at VanuScum11*
VanuScum11: "I do recall stating to you in an afore mentioned conversation that you do grant us access to your compound, the resulting consequence for you not complying with our demands being, that of we will place oversized glass liquid containers to our lips and expel a mixture of oxygen and carbon dioxide from out lungs to create a audible vibration in the air. During the course of this audible vibration we will move our limbs in an unconventional manner while creating loud noises until you comply with our demands"....."Ether that or they wish to use our bathroom"
VanuScum09: "We regret to inform you that we cannot grant you access to our compound to allow you to use our waste disposal unit as we fear you will not conduct yourself apparently whilst inside. And you will most likely leave the seat up"
*the Terrans look at each other puzzling for a minute...*
TerranGrunt07: "HODOWN!"
*several grunts begin to blow over the neck of large water bottles while the others dance and ****
TerranGrunts in unison: "Yeeeehawwww"
VanuScum12: "Most undignified and displeasing to my ears, I fear that I will not be able to withstand such an audio barrage for much longer... Let us drive them off with our trivia knowledge of the forests of Auraxis"
VanuScum06: "I concur"
VanuScum12: *shouting over the wall* "The trees that surround Lake Hamma may look like the common oak but they are actually closely related to the Elm, when you closely examine their DNA structure"
*The Terran stop Jigging and look up to the Vanu*
VanuScum08 "The Dio bird that dwells in the trees to the north of here actually prefer the shade of the Shamboigle tree but those are currently being occupied by a flock of Crested eMa's"
Terrangrunt05: "what in the name of squirrel tail antenna covers are they yammering about?"
TerranGrunt04: "I'll be danged if I know....but I�m a scared"
VanuScum04: "I believe our trivia is having the desired affect, The common Fire_monkey was responsible for more than 73.62% of all forest fires on the 1st quarter of this year, Lucky we AirLift'ed them to the safety of our polar contents where they can causes no further damage to our ecosystem"
TerranGrunt01: "That�s it am a outa here, them Vanews is tawlkin crazy tawlk"
TerranGrunt04: "uh hu, lets get back to the barn, if we leave now we can catch Wheel of Fortune!"
Terrangrunt07: "But we cant let the Vanews think we are all scared o' them"
TerranGrunt02: "But what about the Wheel!"
TerranGrunt09: "A gots mes a plan!......RUN AWAY!"
*So the Unwashed yet deadly Terran pile back into their rides and make for home*
VanuScum03: "Success! using the knowledge of the tree dwelling wildlife we have overthrown the enemy!"
Vanu in unison: "SCIENCE POWER!"
VanuScum06: "Would anyone like to join me in a rousing game of Dungeons and dragons?"
Vanu in unison: "oooh Me!"