Favorite quotes

[Unknown]

I'm curious, of the hundreds...or maybe even thousands by now, of quotes that are up there, which are your favorites? I'm kinda partial to these:

"It's a bird. It's a plane. It crashed into a lake. It's Hamma!
"It's 3 am. Go to bed. Nerd." (I like this one cause when I saw it, it was 3 am!)
"Remember, only YOU can prevent forum fires"

And a few others, but those are all I can think of ATM.

So what're yours?

[Arshune]

PSU: OMFGDIEPLZKTHX (yeah, I submitted it, but I frickin' love it).

[OneManArmy]

PSU: Planetside is now known as eMaSide


PSU: Future hosts of "Girls gone wild"

[powdahound]

PSU: Where everyone can have implants.

One of my favs. :)

[Derfud]

Can only the admins add quotes? I want to add one, if you can, then can someone please direct me to it?

[Unknown]

It's the Quote Database (http://www.planetside-universe.com/quote_submit.php) link on the main page.

[Fire_Monkey]

I like,

PSU: I can't run that solitaire thing, you think PS will be ok?

[Tobias]

they turned down my :

I got kicked out of the boy scouts for eatting a brownie, but that was a funny one. I like all my quotes, but

PSU: Might I lick your eyeballs

is my best I think.
Here are all my accepted so far.

They pwn your quotes.

Accepted:
- I was going to get a Life, but its like a 560 MB download.
- God wants you to give us all your money.
- Like women, most of you will never understand the Vanu.
- It makes one hell of a fondu!
- We are now on a code Off White alert for trolling.
- Look out! Behind you!
- Now selling Vanu brand special Kool-Aid!
- Sigbot would so kick Aimbot's ass.
- where the red ferns grow.
- I'll wax your turtle.
- Its turtle waxxing time!
- where men wear thongs. And are proud of it.
- If your gonna die, Die with your pants off.
- it tastes like jello!
- where being a whore is a good thing.
- where its ok to where purple.
- Serving up spam 24/7
- Home of Cunning linguists and Mass Debaters.
- Practice safe sex, use handcuffs.
- Where being gay is ok!
- I like your socks, might I fondle them?
- Where Spoons have more followers then Jesus.
- May I borrow your left eyebrow?
- Do you braid your nose hairs, or do they grow like that?
- Keep your hands off your joystick! This is not one of those sites.
- Fight with the best, Die like the rest
- The Vanu are Watching.
- Bend over, Here it comes again!
- Pope on a Rope!
- Have your Hugged your Hamma today?
- Why is it Sinful to have fun?
- Look religious, the Nuns are comming.
- Might I lick your eyeballs?
- The Terran Rebublic, its not just for Dinner anymore.
- Sex is not dirty, unless that is, its done right.
- Vanu 4 You!
- Jesus LOVES You! Everyone else thinks your an asshole.
- Oh God it burns!
- Dont look now, But I think that turtle is watching us....
- Planetside: Its like sex but better!

[Fire_Monkey]

:lol: Those are great Tobby.

[Squeeky]

I like these

PSU: Whats a Dio?

PSU: 99% Nazi....1% Well Ummm...Nazi

[Sando138]

PSU: Nah, standard armor is fine. - famous last words.
PSU: stays crunchy, even in milk!

[simba]

PSU: A, B, C, D... P, S, U.... no, wait

[dukeacem]

The roof is on fire!

[Sando138]

PSU: this is the upper right hand corner of the page.

[snowwolfe]

PSU: if cows could fight back, would you still eat bacon?

I thought bacon came from pigs.

[Tolvy]

Originally posted by snowwolfe
PSU: if cows could fight back, would you still eat bacon?

I thought bacon came from pigs. :stupid:

While I was posting this, that quote was up on my screen.

[Jaged]

Originally posted by Sando138
PSU: this is the upper right hand corner of the page.
Thats mine :D


I like: Zee goglez, zey do nothing.

[Flameseeker]

My Accepted Quotes:
- Only $.10 a minute after that!
- Liar! My comp needs no stinkin Graphics Cards.
- WTH is a Mag, and why do I want to ride it?
- I was Harrassed by a Prowling Marauder!
- :Insert Hamma Skeeter joke here:
- Beware the power of stupid people in large groups.
- Get down! They're throwing rubber duckies!
- Why doesn't anyone like Vanu? Oh yeah, now I remember.
- Heh, n00b, hacks are bad. Don't be a hacker!
- It's all in the mix...
- Nah, Standard Armor is fine. -Famous Last Words.
- Quick! Get me the Spam Department!
- Look ma! No HTML!
- Why did the Vanu cross the road?
- You are very sleepy, VERY SLEEPY...
- Look! A drifter! Let's kill him!
- We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you.
- Bill Gates is the Devil, and someone just ate Apple!
- No, we don't serve mayonnaise.
- AHHH me arms!
- A spammy part of a balanced breakfast!
- Son of a diddly...
- Common Pool 4 eva!
- Line for stalking eMa, begins here.
- Will my 8.8k modem run this game?
- Just my $0.02.
- Accepting "since 2003" quotes since 2003.
- Help! Hamma has chained me to a keyboard to write these quotes!
- Accepting Bad quotes since 2003.
- Eating modems alive since 2003.
- Home of the Uber-Secret Midget Army.
- Hacked by Chinese! Run for your lives!
- Down with Google-related brain-damage!
- Home of the PS Addiction Support Group
- Insulting yo mamma since 2003.
- Where Hacking is a fact of life...
- NC: They're GRREEATTT!
- Why did you shoot me in my buttock?
- Home of the: Why do "Home of the" quotes always get accepted?
- Home of the Bad Quotes.
- Will my 6 1/2 RAM run the game?
- Is a 152 MhZ processor good?
- Warning: Do not surf website while bathing. Electrocution may occur.
- I can't run that Solitaire thing, but will PS be ok?
- A TR, an NC, and a VS are stuck on an island....
- Boy I hope this quote gets approved.
- Ahhh! Ye shot me Lucky Charms!
- WILSON! COME BACK!
- Disregard that last quote, monkeys hacked my computer.
- What's html?
- All calls up to 20 minutes only $.99!
- I'm winning in this Grief point thing!
- 99 billion served, or is that McDonalds?
- Help me! Hamma has enslaved me!
- ANTs are like tanks, only they don't have armor or guns.
- Yes, this is a cult.
- We make counterfeit pennies.
- Explosions served daily.
- It turns milk red!
- I am not a crook.
- Grief points are good, right?
- 50% less fat than the official site!
- NC: They have No Competiton.
- Don't let friends join the MLWA.
- No shirt, no shoes no service. Guns ok.
- Home of the Newbie Burger.
- Help me! I'm trapped in the forums!
- Where outfits AREN'T clothes.
- Spam served for lunch, breakfast and dinner!
- If you can't see this, get rid of your 28k.
- When lakes attack....
- Hey, where are the jetpacks?
- Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!
- What the heck is this text box for?
- Don't your eyes hurt from this tiny text?
- Got ammo?
- Winner! Click ->here<- for cash!
- Don't feed the whores.
- Space for rent.
- Home of the Spoon

Around 80 of em I think.

[Fire_Monkey]

Flameseeker you spamming whore...

I like mine


PSU: Look Ma, I got no pants on!

[Flameseeker]

I like making quotes. I'm trying to be 1st to 100. Then can I be the Quote Mastah?

[Fire_Monkey]

I wouldn't ask that, Hamma might come by and castrate you if you ask again. :D

[Flameseeker]

Sadly, he already has. :eek: :oops: :ugh: BTW, I'm only 1 ahead of DarkDragon00. He is the spamming whore. Over 230 quotes submitted! I only submitted around 150-165.

[�io]

I'm trying to beat Hamma's acceptance ratio, it's hard. :(

[Obi-1]

My favorite quote ever
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"Stupidity is contagious, retardation is natural."

Others
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"In the end............it really does matter"
"OMG, I got killed by Player"
"OGN, more spam"
"I lagged"
"How much can this server hold?" *crashes right after*
PSU: "945,387 players die every hour......but yet they just keep coming back for more"
"I r0xx3rz j00"
"OMG, They killed |<3nny"
"Another day, another n00bs death"
"No offence, put your defence system SUCKS"
"(put persons name here) sex life is just like AOL broadband, there isn't any"
"Everything in Texas is small"
"NC forever" *logs out and then comes back* "Vanu forever" *logs out again and then comes back* "Terran forever"
"I hope he can't see me" :blowup: "Nevermind"
"But it will does soon"
"OMG, HE HAX"
"OGC, OGC, OGC!"
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I have alot more but some should not be said here.
(1) because there are Vanu here
(2) because there are Terran here
(3) because there for a later post

[Yuyi]

Originally posted by Dio
I'm trying to beat Hamma's acceptance ratio, it's hard. :(

:lol:

[Hamma]

I cannot be passed.

:D

As for quotes, u can only submit 20 or so a day now. So it will take u a bit.

[Obi-1]

Well I beter start now.....*runs off to start thinking of more*

[Unknown]

Hehe, I saw another good one:
"PSU: Tribalwar.com: Oops..."

Is that where you got the idea for the quotes from? ;)

Here's my quotes:
- Take me to your leader
- STOP THE INSANITY!!!
- Keep out of reach of children
- So I can just type anything and it will show up here
- What's with these annoying pop-ups? And why are my weapons locked?
- Ooops! That was our galaxy?
- PlanetSide Koolaid: Resistance is futile
- What's a manual?
- PlanetSide for Dummies(TM)
- Weapons are live here, be on your guard
- Keeping you out of the Official Forums since '02

Oh and...
Bow before my l33t acceptance ratio! 78.57% ;)

...well it's better than some, I've seen 30% acceptance :eek:

[TheGreatCarbini]

My fav has gotta be

PSU: The reason you look like the mailman.

And I have 100 percent ratio! Of course I've only submited one.:) teeee heee heee heee

[Arshune]

"DUDE I SAW A GUY AT WORK TODAY WHO'S SO FAT HE NEEDS TWO CANES"

That's not a PSU quote, but I like it just the same.

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Unknown
Hehe, I saw another good one:
"PSU: Tribalwar.com: Oops..."

Is that where you got the idea for the quotes from? ;)


powda made the Quote feature for TW, and then made one for PSU if I'm not mistaken.

That and I swear I put that quote in there, but it's not in my Accepted Log. I think Hamma is keeping the good ones for himself.

:nazi:

[Hamma]

:lol:

I think Yogi submitted that one before u. Which is why I would not approve it twice :D