View Full Version : The Three Empires!
Tobias
2002-11-13, 11:47 AM
The Three Empires as i see them are:
The Vanu, the new powwer, they use new powerful tecnology and new ideas, they will win, hands down. They are also more leet then the other empires.
The NC, fooking treehugers, rebels, whatever, they are gonna lose easy.
The TR, if they could get their heads outa the past they might have a chance, but they cant.
Sooooo heres a .....
What empire do you wanna be pool.
Airlift
2002-11-13, 11:52 AM
I don't know what side I'm gonna be on, but htf am I supposed to vote against the jay?
LoRdNiKoN
2002-11-13, 12:07 PM
LOL ur a trip tobias... you sure that u werent the one hitting that joint??
Hamma
2002-11-13, 12:40 PM
:rofl:
Shiver
2002-11-13, 12:46 PM
So as I'm typing I'm clearly rollin another joint?
I'm with the viet cong ;)
You really deserve that vanu title Tobias :D
Tobias
2002-11-13, 01:21 PM
Of course Shiver, Actually your a comander so you have the coveted Bong...and a nice glass one too. The NC will have....uh....bravery on their side though:
*A bright day, the blue skys seem endless, but the harmony is shattered by the sound of approching tanks.....But all is not lost, for three NC troopers are here, and they will not let these Vanu driver over their hard planted crop, plants, after all, are people to*
"Hey man look, like, five vanguards, think we can take em?"
"Oh, well man, uh, oh yea i have a nade in my Punisher!"
"Yea, lets get that meat eating scum! Tofu Power!"
you know what happens of course.....
Oh just fyi, the Japenese have been lieing to you all these years, Tofu is not really food, its plastic, and its not safe for consuption.
War Mongrel
2002-11-13, 01:58 PM
The NC are like the Rebellion in Star Wars. I don't think they'll lose easy.
The TR are like the Empire in Star Wars. They'll be the NC's worst enemy.
The VS are like the people who work with Jabba the Hutt. Greedy for more powerful weapons. They'll be a threat to everyone.
Airlift
2002-11-13, 02:05 PM
NC is starting to sound better and better. Looks like it may be time to adopt the motto: "Live free or slaughter everything in sight!"
Tobias
2002-11-13, 09:35 PM
It seems the Vanu have the most followers, the other empires have far less! Or maybe the Vanu vote and the others dont, at any rate we are better.
crash125k
2002-11-13, 09:55 PM
looks like vanu is loosing
And Dio votes for the tie!
*swish*
Nuthin' but net!!
:)
crash125k
2002-11-13, 10:43 PM
wait from further evaluation Crash blocks the shot
Qanamil_Rafiki
2002-11-13, 10:47 PM
One Vanu, one bullet.
**nods**
crash125k
2002-11-13, 10:49 PM
one vanu
1 bolt through the head
wait way waste half a bolt
Qanamil_Rafiki
2002-11-13, 10:50 PM
Something like that
:thumbsup:
Sadfre
2002-11-13, 10:52 PM
That's right, don't waste more than half a bullet on a Vanu..
then cut the other in half to use on a TR and of course, yourself;)
Tobias
2002-11-14, 08:05 AM
I personaly wont care if you only shoot one bullet at me, not that you will get close enough, cause i will shoot you from 2 miles away with my Bolt Driver. The Vanu will win, and you NC fools will be left smokin, wait your already smokin......
[edit] Oh yes, i almost forgot, we dont have to worry about wasting bullets cause we have lasers. pwned[edit]
Tobias
2002-11-15, 02:59 PM
Vanu Forever (i swear this is not a bumb)
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