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BaneofMortality
2011-10-11, 01:40 AM
The Planetside 2 development team recently related that the Vanu Sovereignty are set to acquire a piece of technology known only now as the Dyson. Some fans have taken in the ill-conceived notion that this is some sort of vacuum-plane abomination. This is simply not the case.

The Dyson will be among the non-combat oriented specializations for the Vanu Sovereignty. SOE has not released any official art of the Dyson to date. However, it is rumored that the only "aircraft" element the Dyson will have is the ability to hover, much like the Magrider. Thus, rumors suggest that it will be purely a vacuum, and the specialization that uses it, the Janitor, will gain experience by "tidying" the base after conflict has wreaked havoc.

Indeed, recent concept art releases seem to confirm that this non-combat oriented specialization is in development.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3103/trvacuum.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/31/trvacuum.jpg/)

The Terran Republic dirt devil, as it is codenamed, utilizes powerful circular motion and suction to remove debris from a full 360 degrees. Rather than re-invent the wheel, Terran Republic researchers utilized existing MCG technology to power this motion (see cross-section below).

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/5552/trvacuumcrosssection.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/839/trvacuumcrosssection.jpg/)

As you can see, this system is elegant and efficient. Worth noting, the attachment fires a beam of nanites to reconstruct any damage done to the base or its structures.

The New Conglomerate also developed a solution to base destruction:

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/839/ncvacuum.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/20/ncvacuum.jpg/)

Project hoover, as New Conglomerate researchers are calling it during development, is designed with mobility in mind. The bag has a quick release and the model itself folds neatly for maximum portability. A keen eye might observe a bit of recycled technology on this invention. The attachment uses the mechanics of a jackhammer combined with nanite cartridges to "blast the base back together."

Once again, still no art for the Vanu Sovereignty counterpart, the Dyson (much like all else Vanu Sovereignty, much to the dismay of everyone [who counts]). However, word is that the art department is working on the concept art for the Dyson at the time of writing.

Firefly
2011-10-11, 01:42 AM
LOL!!

Bags
2011-10-11, 01:43 AM
Oh man. Moar.

Graywolves
2011-10-11, 01:45 AM
I like how the TR one has a light on it.

Bags
2011-10-11, 01:48 AM
Where's the second handle? We all know the TR one will take two janitors.

Raymac
2011-10-11, 02:54 AM
Well, it's nice to see they are appealing to female gamers. (that's right I said it)

Captain1nsaneo
2011-10-11, 02:59 AM
Fan-Bloody-Tastic

Graywolves
2011-10-11, 03:09 AM
Well, it's nice to see they are appealing to female gamers. (that's right I said it)

Why do you think there was a kitchen next to the spawn tubes?

Brusi
2011-10-11, 03:16 AM
Haha! They are really stiffing us with the Vanu concept art, hey.

Xyntech
2011-10-11, 04:09 AM
Damn it! Leaked photos for the TR and NC and still no VS love? Typical man, typical.

Brilliant. Am I the only one who is starting to want them to keep the name Dyson, just so that we can continue making fun of it well into PS2's launch?

I've always been a Barney, why not give Barney a vacuum?

Talek Krell
2011-10-11, 05:39 AM
Win. Win everywhere. :rofl:

Aractain
2011-10-11, 05:44 AM
I can't wait to clean up the enemy in my TR Dirt Devil! They wont see me coming! (but will probably hear me).

Tikuto
2011-10-11, 05:51 AM
:bouncy: :bouncy:

awesome lol

Captain B
2011-10-11, 08:08 AM
This thread delivers.

Baron
2011-10-11, 08:59 AM
The shape of each prototype/concept even aligns with the empire design themes ... well done.

Hamma
2011-10-11, 01:29 PM
This is priceless!! :rofl:

BUGGER
2011-10-11, 02:01 PM
Facebook led me here.

:lol:

Hamma
2011-10-11, 02:05 PM
Yea it was to good not to share out.. :lol:

Tigersmith
2011-10-11, 02:21 PM
omg epic thread..

WellWisherELF
2011-10-11, 02:45 PM
I literally believed this was another transcribed news post from the official Planetside 2 website until i saw the poster's name. Oh god lol good shit right here.

DDSHADE
2011-10-11, 04:40 PM
Amazing post LMAO!!

Can't wait to see the Vanu one.

(They should add a little closet in a tiny corner of the bio lab in bases or something that has each empire specific vacuum in a box. Just sayin.)

The MCG in the TR Dirt Devil is gold.

Geist
2011-10-11, 06:50 PM
You should really turn this into a weekly thing, with concept art and everything. Keep up the good work. ;)

Peacemaker
2011-10-11, 07:34 PM
Got a great laugh from this. Nice.

Sentrosi
2011-10-11, 08:16 PM
Wow. I would have gone with the Mega-Maid myself for the NC.
"Suck, suck, suck!"
"She's gone from suck...to blow."

Higby
2011-10-11, 11:36 PM
WE GOT A LEAK!!

Rbstr
2011-10-11, 11:43 PM
This thread delivers.

This is priceless!! :rofl:

omg epic thread..

Don't you mean "This thread sucks?"

NCLynx
2011-10-11, 11:50 PM
Don't you mean "This thread sucks?"

Oh youuuuu

CrystalViolet
2011-10-11, 11:52 PM
Breaking news

Dyson Engine Sound LEAK! (http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/machine_sound_effects/vacuum_cleaner_1.wav)

Valdae
2011-10-12, 12:39 AM
Hahah this is seriously funny, good job dude. Is it weird that I can already imagine how both of those will handle?

Grimster
2011-10-12, 03:49 AM
Lol this is fun stuff. :)

Hamma
2011-10-12, 10:07 AM
WE GOT A LEAK!!

Onoes! :rofl:

Quovatis
2011-10-12, 12:44 PM
haha
You better change the name of the Dyson, otherwise these jokes will continue...especially if it's not up to expectations. "It sucks like a...Dyson" Funny for now, but it might get old after a while.

Arkanakaz
2011-10-12, 01:44 PM
haha
"It sucks like a...Dyson" Funny for now, but it might get old after a while.

lol, good one, but you might want to copyright that - for the good of all of us.

Xyntech
2011-10-12, 05:42 PM
It's slicin', it's Dyson, it also makes Julienne fries.

RedKnights
2011-10-13, 05:48 AM
I have a feeling that the Vanu air varient is going to just CLEAN HOUSE on the battlefield, SWEEPING right through enemy armor.

I also dread my outfits air division being reborn as the "Dyson Air Multipliers"

Take it away Sir James Dyson:

Sir James Dyson explains his bladeless fan - YouTube

Also, will anyone else be disappointed if our aircraft doesn't look like a Cylon Raider?

http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic479583.jpg

I SandRock
2011-10-13, 06:31 AM
Haha brilliant. But the concept art itself is extremely well done as well!

Atuday
2011-10-13, 11:46 AM
MWHAHAHAHA I has amazing HAXOR LEET SKILLS AND I GOT THE DYSON ART!!!

http://cleanhomeclub.com/dyson%20pictures%20068.jpg

Xyntech
2011-10-13, 03:22 PM
Holy shit, is that like the energy barrier that's formed behind a Light Cycle in Tron?

Damn, the VS are always thinking outside the box. What will we come up with next?

I SandRock
2011-10-14, 04:49 AM
Damn, the VS are always thinking outside the box. What will we come up with next?

Dyson toilet - YouTube

Xyntech
2011-10-14, 10:24 AM
A Dyson toilet? Hmmm. That seems a little over powered to me. This is going to be like the cries for "nerf the lasher!" all over again.

I SandRock
2011-10-14, 10:46 AM
The TR and NC might have superior firepower but that's not going to help them when they die of constipation.

Vanu knows.

Xyntech
2011-10-14, 02:12 PM
The TR and NC might have superior firepower but that's not going to help them when they die of constipation.

Vanu knows.

There will be hell to pay when we introduce our new IBS cannon.

Raymac
2011-10-14, 02:17 PM
There will be hell to pay when we introduce our new IBS cannon.

I'd say then the shit would really hit the fan, but the Dyson fan has no blades. :groovy:

Baron
2011-10-14, 02:53 PM
In my mind, the vanu fighter will look like something from the Eldar...

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-b3gN4uaXcuw/TYQyOeuYN0I/AAAAAAAAJzs/Qo--6jm4nS4/s1600/lynx-001.jpg

NapalmEnima
2011-10-14, 04:39 PM
In my mind, the vanu fighter will look like something from the Eldar...

I'll take two. Spinal weapon mounts FTW.

Just ask anyone who's ever been strafed by a Warthog. Oh wait, you can't:

They're all dead.

I SandRock
2011-10-14, 04:58 PM
I'll take two. Spinal weapon mounts FTW.

Just ask anyone who's ever been strafed by a Warthog. Oh wait, you can't:

They're all dead.

Ha. For TR/NC, it would be more like, Farthog, you know, cause, all the constipation and stuff, you know, ha. yeah. :doh:

Cegrocks
2011-10-17, 10:23 PM
I'm going to clean the battlefield with this!