Massively Interviews Marv Wolfman

[Hamma]

http://www.planetside-universe.com/news-massively-interviews-marv-wolfman-2571.htm

[Bags]

Oh yeah, he's their writer guy.

[CrystalViolet]

I enjoyed the first story entry, though I kinda wish he had made a bit more effort to learn Planetside's acronyms and slang, especially since he's writing from the soldiers perspective.

[Crator]

Well, this interview does explain the current story thus far. He's writing cross-stories that span hundreds of years, and chapters of it. Is a chapter counted as just one of these short stories?

[Senyu]

So which ones is the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?

[Captain B]

So which ones is the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?

NC, TR, and VS - in that order.

[MgFalcon]

So which ones is the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?

Good = VS
Bad = NC
Ugly = TR (cause of their goggles, and I am expecting hate from that statement)

[Captain B]

And this is how the war started. Backstory, SOE? We're done here.

[Aaron]

Is a chapter counted as just one of these short stories?

No, I think he said this was "Part 1" of "Chapter 1."

[SKYeXile]

NC, TR, and VS - in that order.

VS ugly? you be trippin.

[Graywolves]

TR = Good
Bad = VS
Ugly = NC


I couldn't call T-Ray ugly, but he is a Bad-ass. Still bad.

[Xyntech]

VS = Good
It's just a fact.
TR = Bad
Black and red? Totalitarian government? Yeah, they bad.
NC = Ugly
Square lines, equipment cobbled together from piles of shit, so very ugly.

[Captain B]

VS ugly? you be trippin.

Teal. That is all.

[basti]

So which ones is the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?

You got it wrong. Its like this:

Good, shiny and cool: VS
Obviously. Our stuff is high tech, slim, fires lasers and we just look bad ass. We also want to bring Humanity to their next level of evolution, and that obviously is a good thing.

Bad, ugly as fuck and abosluty retarded: NC
Really? Went through a wormhole to get CREDITS? One of the greatest mysterys of the Universe allows you to pass into a section of space no man has ever seen before. A new, unknow planet with alien artifacts and a completly unknown potential for humanity, and you idiots come along for the creds? And now you have to use trash to build your weapons, because your credits are worth nothing now. YOu are the trash you use to build your weapons and vehicles, and yet you dont see the potential or simply ignore it.

Bad, ugly as fuck and absolutly retarded: TR
Its obvious, they are stupid. :P

[Captain B]

retarted

I rest my case.

[basti]

Quotefake! :D

[Aractain]

I wouldn't mind being retarted. Have a tart or two and then get retarted. I like tarts.

[Captain B]

It does sound delicious.

I do have to remind the VS here that while, indeed, we use less than optimal gear in our war effort, we have:

-Tri-barrel shotguns;
-The Reaver;
-The toughest and hardest hitting tank on the planet.

So call it trash, or simple, or ugly; we call it effective. It may not be round to maneuver around table legs and couches, but it's designed for war, and there it excels while the other still sucks.

Metal bawkses are the bane of evil. NC = Good.

Nazis rocked red and black. TR = Evil.

Teal and purple. VS = Ugly.

Pro Tip: Make your crap out of shit, it'll last longer.

[Xyntech]

NC and TR got no sophistication. The Vanu Sovereignty has pretty much won Planetside 2 before it's even started, simply with our sense of style alone.

Enjoy those big old lumps of shit you call tanks, lobbing giant exploding turds of futility. I'll be in my hover tank firing frickin laser beams at your dumpy piles of fail.

[L4G]

If the last 100 years has taught us anything its that no body wins planetside!

[Shogun]

vs = the vulcanettes from starship surprise.
overgay beings who try to paint the whole world in pink and purple to make it a better and more gay world ;-)

guys who wear purple clothing simply have no right to even use the word "style".

tr look evil with their badass color scheme

nc take the glorious aproach. no need to hide, paint the massive firepower in blue and gold!

[xSlideShow]

vs = the vulcanettes from starship surprise.
overgay beings who try to paint the whole world in pink and purple to make it a better and more gay world ;-)

guys who wear purple clothing simply have no right to even use the word "style".

tr look evil with their badass color scheme

nc take the glorious aproach. no need to hide, paint the massive firepower in blue and gold!

Guys who talk about other guys style and color choices have no right to talk about gay people in a negative manner.

[Talek Krell]

guys who wear purple clothing simply have no right to even use the word "style".And yet we make this shit look good.

[kamikava]

vs = the vulcanettes from starship surprise.
overgay beings who try to paint the whole world in pink and purple to make it a better and more gay world ;-)

guys who wear purple clothing simply have no right to even use the word "style".

tr look evil with their badass color scheme

nc take the glorious aproach. no need to hide, paint the massive firepower in blue and gold!

I wouldn't say this is negative towards gays, just a statement insinuating that the VS are a bunch of gays trying to make the world gayer for their own gay needs (which is true), if you WANT that to be a negative then go ahead and take it that way, but you will be the one putting a negative slant on gayness.

VS and their plans for world gayination FTW.:bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex

[xSlideShow]

I wouldn't say this is negative towards gays, just a statement insinuating that the VS are a bunch of gays trying to make the world gayer for their own gay needs (which is true), if you WANT that to be a negative then go ahead and take it that way, but you will be the one putting a negative slant on gayness.

VS and their plans for world gayination FTW.:bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex :bananasex

I was playing with him. If I had actually taken offense I probably would of explained my position and why he was a douche for doing that. Let this thread get back on topic.

Send me a message if you'd like to continue this discussion. ^.^

[Senyu]

Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple - YouTube

remix this shit

[Captain B]

NC and TR got no sophistication. The Vanu Sovereignty has pretty much won Planetside 2 before it's even started, simply with our sense of style alone.

Enjoy those big old lumps of shit you call tanks, lobbing giant exploding turds of futility. I'll be in my hover tank firing frickin laser beams at your dumpy piles of fail.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the diesel engines and the crackling of bone from the fifteen tons of win that is the Vanguard. You know, that thing your lasers pinged off of before it blew the magrider off its hover horse? Yeah, that one.

Why don't Vanu need roads? Because fairies can fly.

And yet we make this shit look good.

1981 called, Olivia Newton John wants her spandex back.

[NapalmEnima]

1981 called, Olivia Newton John wants her spandex back.

Spandex is so 23-hundreds. Get with the program. Carbon polyfiber cloth can be tailored to almost any texture. Smart weaves never bunch or ride up (yes, we are now, FINALLY, impervious to your wedgie attacks). And wearing Vanuroos is like having your genitalia constantly bathed by the tongues of a dozen ardent lovers.

What's not to like?

We always figured the Vanuroos alone would bring in the recruits like nobody's business. I mean sure, we always have that dopey expression smeared all over our faces, but who wouldn't?!

Religious fervor? Nope, I'm coming... still. Have been for the past three weeks. Praise Slane... err... Vanu!

[Captain B]

Spandex is so 23-hundreds. Get with the program. Carbon polyfiber cloth can be tailored to almost any texture. Smart weaves never bunch or ride up (yes, we are now, FINALLY, impervious to your wedgie attacks).

My phoenix begs to differ. Pew pew!

[Talek Krell]

My phoenix begs to differ. Pew pew!

Look, I discovered a new in game screenshot of the Vanguard!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/boberts314/BoxTank.jpg
That "salvaged from pieces of other tanks that nobody wanted anymore" look is really coming together.

[Captain B]

And there's our stealth upgraded Vanguard in the back! I barely noticed it. Sweet.

[Xyntech]

We'll see who's laughing when I fly in with my Dyson and effortlessly vacuum away your Reaver spam.

In the name of Vanu!

[Captain B]

We'll see who's laughing when I fly in with my Dyson and effortlessly vacuum away your Reaver spam.

In the name of Vanu!

I would be laughing.

"So what happened?"

"Well, Jim was engaging this Reaver who fired all these missiles, and engaged the Dyson's V.S. - the tactical Vacuum System. Sucked up all the missiles."

"And then what?"

"Well he blew up, sir. I mean, he sucked in the missiles."

"Yeah, we've been getting those complaints lately. The scientific method must prevail, however. Let us keep replicating the results to ensure it was not a fluke; can never be too careful."

It's gonna' be a red and blue world.

[Xyntech]

Yeah, missiles and pennies. Our main weaknesses.

[Captain B]

So much for our creds being worthless. "Enemy Dyson inbound. Quick, load the ScatMAX with pennies leftover from the value meal!"

[Graywolves]

loose change is a new CE that can be laid anywhere. When the Dyson flies by and sucks all the loose change up, it breaks and flips out of control.