Planetside on the uncyclopedia (good laugh)

[Tigersmith]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Planetside

[TheBladeRoden]

There is a class of weapons called 'Heavy Assault'. They kill everyone. Even if you sneak up on someone with a shotgun, if they have any Heavy Assault weapon, they can turn around and kill you before you can get their health even halfway down.

Giant Robots. Okay, this is just...but wait, you know what? The devs actually DID put something like this in (and caused half the population to unsub overnight over how bullshit overpowered they were).

It's like they were typing straight from my memory.

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Canaris]

lol

[Baneblade]

It reads like it was meant to be a written spoof of Yahtzee.

[Bittermen]

Been reading other articles. Masterfully written.

"Life should have taught you by now that a calm man is a dangerous man. He is a man more dangerous than the one swinging a shark. That is, because a calm man is a man hiding something. Possibly a bigger shark."

[SniperSteve]

ROFL!

[Crator]

I'm particularly fond of this one! It's funny cause it's true... :rofl:

A REXO suit. A vast improvement over agile. The REXO user cannot drive a majority of vehicles. This is countered by the extra space for carrying weapons and ammo, which your enemy will loot off your corpse and then kill you with repeatedly.

[VelvetAlley]

After eight years of playing, you can choose to unlock a giant pie tin on legs with secret alien technology that causes all missiles on the continent to fly towards it.

This was my favorite.

Nobody mentioned my bread and butter: Buggies!