Jiggle Physics

[Marth Koopa]

Will females have bouncy boobs? With the amount of detail being put towards characters, I'm leaning towards yes.

Also will there be a "boob-slider" so that I may give my future hot VS babe massive tits? I want to look as sexy as possible in them skin-tight infiltration suits.

[SKYeXile]

there better dam well be an abundance of midriff armour and cleavage, feat: tight spandex.

[Raymac]

Keep in mind this thread is started by the guy that sexually harassed one of the devs on twitter. That right there makes this neither cool nor funny. And I even have a fairly high annoyance threshold for this kind of humor.

[SKYeXile]

Keep in mind this thread is started by the guy that sexually harassed one of the devs on twitter. That right there makes this neither cool nor funny. And I even have a fairly high annoyance threshold for this kind of humor.

you pretty much just said boobs are not cool, THATS THE VS ATTITUDE!

[Nephilimuk]

Will the same feature work for blokes who like to create virtual babes?

[Justaman]

Pretty sure there's a clause about this somewhere that references conflicts pertaining to iron sight usage.

Not against this type of customization, just within reason.

edit: also pretty sure if we let our second heads design games they would only be fun for 5 minutes every 4 hours.

[CutterJohn]

I will be highly disappointed if female avatars are treated as sex objects. PS1 did it perfectly. The female armor was just as functional as the mens, and there was no armor molded into breast shapes.

[Captain1nsaneo]

Only if they increase the hit box size significantly.

[SuperMorto]

Will females have bouncy boobs? With the amount of detail being put towards characters, I'm leaning towards yes.

Also will there be a "boob-slider" so that I may give my future hot VS babe massive tits? I want to look as sexy as possible in them skin-tight infiltration suits.

This has to be the most important post I have seen on this site!!

Well said I bow to you follow perv! :groovy:

[SuperMorto]

Fuck it. +1 OP

Titties are my favorite toy.

Edit: Just don't make it sound like you're so eager to fap to it :P
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: FAP?... haha!

[Traak]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Boarding_House

Most notably this part:
As comics historian Don Markstein described the characters:

Martha scowled a lot, and ran her household the way a Sherman tank might run a stop sign; yet, her boarders, including Buster, Clyde, Mack and others who came and went, managed to hold their own in her presence. But it more likely owes its fame to one character in particular—Martha's husband, Major Amos B. Hoople, perhaps the greatest windbag, stuffed shirt and blowhard ever to "hrumph" his way across the funnies page. It was four months before the Major appeared on the scene (returning from a ten-year absence from Martha's life), but he quickly took over to the point where many people today think his name was the feature's title. Major Hoople had a huge, bulbous nose and an even huger gut. He sported a scraggly moustache and smoked rank cigars. He was seldom seen without a battered fez.

In addition to near-archaic expressions like "egad" and "drat", he was often heard mouthing such non-words as "fap", "awp" and "kaff". His favorite mode of expression was long-winded discourses about his prestigious and astonishing experiences, which nobody took seriously and only his occasionally-seen nephew, Alvin, even pretended to pay attention to.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bf/Ourboardhouse110544.jpg/620px-Ourboardhouse110544.jpg

So, "fap" is not a new word. And, in fact, the owners of the comic could sue, and make millions, for copyright infringement. :D

[LZachariah]

Sexual harassment is NEVER cool, nor is it ever funny. We love our Devs, and ALL of us should be ECSTATIC that more women and girls are flourishing in this industry. It's one thing to comment or joke that a girl is pretty, but one has to make COMPLETELY sure that they're being respectful, supportive, and kind about it, without having any agenda or without trying to reap some sexual satisfaction at telling that to the woman at her own expense.

I'm not a big fan of this thread. Yes, hot girls are wonderful, yes I love seeing an attractive female avatar (though I always play a male character, because i AM male; but to each their own). However, I hear a note of objectification in this thread that doesn't sit well with me.

~Zachariah

[Zulthus]

Wow. Pixel addicts. Seriously, I'm sure we can all agree we love lots of cleavage, but it does not belong on PS2 females. This is a game. If you'd like some tits go look at your wife (if you even have one) Honestly one of the worst ideas I've seen. It sounds like some game like Aion is better for you if you value the sexiness of the females over the gameplay.

[Khellendros]

I doubt there will be any bouncy boobs because armor is generally designed to keep shit wrapped up nice and tight, so don't hold your breath. And anyway, I'm pretty sure all the avatars are going to be normally proportioned, not the typical MMORPG hourglass shapes.

[SuperMorto]

Wow. Pixel addicts. Seriously, I'm sure we can all agree we love lots of cleavage, but it does not belong on PS2 females. This is a game. If you'd like some tits go look at your wife (if you even have one) Honestly one of the worst ideas I've seen. It sounds like some game like Aion is better for you if you value the sexiness of the females over the gameplay.

No shit you have some issues.

http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/596733-bigthumbnail.jpg

[NewSith]

Wow. Pixel addicts. Seriously, I'm sure we can all agree we love lots of cleavage, but it does not belong on PS2 females. This is a game. If you'd like some tits go look at your wife (if you even have one) Honestly one of the worst ideas I've seen. It sounds like some game like Aion is better for you if you value the sexiness of the females over the gameplay.

Why so serious?..

I don't have a constant lady in my life, thus I want boobs! PIXEL ADDICTION FTW!

On a serious note - I do agree. I don't want to shoot only females in a wargame...

[Raymac]

you pretty much just said boobs are not cool, THATS THE VS ATTITUDE!

No, you completely missed my point. I love the female form, and you could probably find a boob joke or 2 that I've made on this forum.

My point is, Marth Koopa sexually harassed one of the female devs on twitter a short time ago and she certainly reads these forums, so that makes this particular thread entirely inappropiate.

If anyone else had started it, you'd see me joining in. However, in this case, it's just wrong and the thread should stop being bumped and left to die. This thread is exactly the same (and I'll make a fairly extreme example just to make my point crystal clear to you all) as Mel Gibson making a jewish joke. Sometimes certain people forfeit the right to make certain jokes.

Now, some of you may say to "lighten up", but a simple life rule I go by is: imagine if it was your daughter and a random stranger talked to her like that. Whether he was just "trolling" her or not, either way it was still direct sexual harassment and it was wrong and never apoligized for.

I've said my piece, and that's the last time I'll bump this inappropiate thread from Marth Koopa.

[Captain1nsaneo]

Sexual harassment is NEVER cool, nor is it ever funny. We love our Devs, and ALL of us should be ECSTATIC that more women and girls are flourishing in this industry. It's one thing to comment or joke that a girl is pretty, but one has to make COMPLETELY sure that they're being respectful, supportive, and kind about it, without having any agenda or without trying to reap some sexual satisfaction at telling that to the woman at her own expense.

I'm not a big fan of this thread. Yes, hot girls are wonderful, yes I love seeing an attractive female avatar (though I always play a male character, because i AM male; but to each their own). However, I hear a note of objectification in this thread that doesn't sit well with me.

~Zachariah

I'll actually back Zach on this. I've seen sexual harassment in PS and my regret was not kicking the offender immediately. There are places online for obsessing over women, a fan site trying to build up a community pre-beta is not one of them.

Guys, we like women. It's not just the breasts, we obsess over everything that makes them different from us from their shape to their attire. Nothing wrong with that. But saying things along the line of "I likes dem big ol' titties!" is just crass. And we don't need crass.

[LZachariah]

Hell yeah, 1nsaneo :-)

[GuvNuh]

I find this thread funny, mainly because if we're shooting for realism the women soldiers would be built like a brick shithouses and could crack most of us in half with fairly little effort. I'd like to see THAT in the game, give women the ability to pick men up and break their spines across their knees, in Heavy assault armor anyways. You'd be instantly able to identify how pissed off you just made someone.

[SuperMorto]

I'll actually back Zach on this. I've seen sexual harassment in PS and my regret was not kicking the offender immediately. There are places online for obsessing over women, a fan site trying to build up a community pre-beta is not one of them.

Guys, we like women. It's not just the breasts, we obsess over everything that makes them different from us from their shape to their attire. Nothing wrong with that. But saying things along the line of "I likes dem big ol' titties!" is just crass. And we don't need crass.

Are you saying your main goal in life is not to reproduce?

[LZachariah]

Morto, you're wandering into dangerous territory of indirectly submitting the argument "If you don't objectify women, you are asexual or homosexual."

I agree with the poster who said that this thread should die. So I'm going to stop posting here. Everyone who thinks that this thread has more than lived out its purpose, join me in not responding.

Planetside 2 will rock. Women and men welcome. Join us for death and glory.

~Zachariah

[Coreldan]

Realistic details are cool, but the jiggly boobs games like Vindictus have are nothing like realistic though.

Waste of time, looks ridicilous, although still a pleasure to watch :D

[Marth Koopa]

No, you completely missed my point. I love the female form, and you could probably find a boob joke or 2 that I've made on this forum.

My point is, Marth Koopa sexually harassed one of the female devs on twitter a short time ago and she certainly reads these forums, so that makes this particular thread entirely inappropiate.

If anyone else had started it, you'd see me joining in. However, in this case, it's just wrong and the thread should stop being bumped and left to die. This thread is exactly the same (and I'll make a fairly extreme example just to make my point crystal clear to you all) as Mel Gibson making a jewish joke. Sometimes certain people forfeit the right to make certain jokes.

Now, some of you may say to "lighten up", but a simple life rule I go by is: imagine if it was your daughter and a random stranger talked to her like that. Whether he was just "trolling" her or not, either way it was still direct sexual harassment and it was wrong and never apoligized for.

I've said my piece, and that's the last time I'll bump this inappropiate thread from Marth Koopa.

Jesus man it's not like I ran up to her and slapped her boobs... I was just telling her to cover up her cleavage because a picture of herself pointing the camera right down into it is inappropriate for a profile picture.

[Raymac]

Jesus man it's not like I ran up to her and slapped her boobs... I was just telling her to cover up her cleavage because a picture of herself pointing the camera right down into it is inappropriate for a profile picture.

No, what you did was the internet equivilent of "slapping her in the boobs". And your complete lack of remorse exposes your naivete, which is why I used the example of, if you talked like that to my daughter then I'd be extremely upset.

Then for you to create a thread like this in a place you know she will see it shows incredibly poor judgement and bad taste.

I'm not saying you should be banned or this thread should be locked or anything like that. But you should step up and apologize to her, and we should all just let this thread die.

[Baneblade]

and there was no armor molded into breast shapes.

So I guess half the NC was invisible to you.

[SuperMorto]

I'll actually back Zach on this. I've seen sexual harassment in PS and my regret was not kicking the offender immediately. There are places online for obsessing over women, a fan site trying to build up a community pre-beta is not one of them.

Guys, we like women. It's not just the breasts, we obsess over everything that makes them different from us from their shape to their attire. Nothing wrong with that. But saying things along the line of "I likes dem big ol' titties!" is just crass. And we don't need crass.

"I'm really sorry!"

[Zulthus]

No shit you have some issues.



List 'em off for me, bro.

[ShockFC]

there better dam well be an abundance of midriff armour and cleavage, feat: tight spandex.

Don't pretend you're straight to fit in SKY.

[SKYeXile]

Don't pretend you're straight to fit in SKY.

just thinking of others.

[Captain1nsaneo]

"I'm really sorry!"

http://i43.tinypic.com/25jv7t4.jpg

[Traak]

Zipper on the bottom is cute.

[Justaman]

I think you guys are getting a little off track of what PS2 is supposed to be.


Not questioning any ones virility, but this is not the type of stimuli the game is aimed at producing.

[Raka Maru]

http://i43.tinypic.com/25jv7t4.jpg

Ummmmm..... VS stealth suit uncloaked?

[Sirisian]

lol details and customization. Leave it for the cash shop. :lol:

[Kouza]

This Thread: Winning.

[ShockFC]

I think you guys are getting a little off track of what PS2 is supposed to be.


Not questioning any ones virility, but this is not the type of stimuli the game is aimed at producing.

You must be great at parties

[SKYeXile]

VS female Heavy assault:
http://images.mmosite.com/aion/suit/common/lv50u_19.jpg

[Hamma]

Many folks went over the line in this thread and I believe it has run it's course.