Legal Torture Techniques

[Revolution]

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Ok torture is now legal, and you have to get info out of a scumbag vital to saving a hundred thousand innocent lives.
Get your sicko Nazi Jeffery Dommer Ted Bundy Hannibal the Cannibal BUFFALO BOB self out and list how you would torture the son of a bitch:


I'll go first:

:mad: Castration first, then make him a hotdog to eat after a week of no food or sleep or darkness. After he finishes HIS DOG, removal of all finger and toe nails. Then the Epilady device to take every peice of hair off his body(that was his break time). After that if he still dont wanna talk(but he probably would after the blade starts cutting his DONG) its time to get the hot lead and a pair of iron shoes to melt off his feet. After that use bolt cutters to take off the fingers one by one and then multiple razor blade light wounds all over his body Right Before his pure rubbing alcohol bath which since we are going to be nice let him soak in there for an hour at least.

After the removal of his eyes with a pair of Needle Nose Plairs, the team will then attempt to remove his ears with a rotating sander with heavy grit sandpaper wheels on.

Now that leads us up to not much to work with if the subject is still not talking.

After the removal of the teeth with the use of the Jaws Of Life, and removal of the lips with some hedge clippers, we proceed to the nipples which will be clipped off with wire cutters and then to attemp to stop the bleeding will be sanded down as the ears and then be sealed up with a glue gun.

His testicles will electrically shocked with a high voltage source simutaniously with his tongue.

If he still refuses to talk we shall employ a roto router type tool to clean out his colon via the entrance of the Ass. Round and Round and round and round inserting it farther and farther till he does!!!!!!
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If all else fails please refer to the Chineese Water Torture meathod.

[Squeeky]

Nasty!! I would kidnap 50 hot babes, put them in front of him, promise him them, then release the babes and shoot the bastard

[TimberWolf2K]

Holy Hell man, that�s sick!

BTW, teeth should be removed with Pliers too. Sledge hammers are the tools of the common thug.

I seen a documentary about a prison riot once, a bunch of harass inmates where aloud to live in a communal room (around 20 of them) with no bars or reinforced doors.
A few hours later they had the prison locked down with all the prison guards held hostage.
Anyway, they went to the cell blocks where they kept the snitches and child molesters etc.

After finding some construction tools in another block they cut open each cell, one by one and tortured the guys inside. They mostly used a butane (I think) welding torch on their eyes / faces ect. Nasty stuff, the last guy to be killed had to wait 2 and a half hours before his time came.

[Confectrix]

Revolution:

Okay.

I think you should tone down on the graphic way in which you would toture someone. Not only is it sickening but worrisome.

Besides, we have younger viewers [this is a game, which attracts younger people] whom may not be prepared for your horrific descriptions.

:ugh:

[Destroyeron]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Nasty!! I would kidnap 50 hot babes, put them in front of him, promise him them, then release the babes and shoot the bastard


Keep the babes you moron!

[Sando138]

If i absolutely had to use torture,

modified chinese water torture. with the water replaced with undillute H2SO4 (sulfuric acid, A.K.A. battery acid).
not talking? undilute HCl (hydrochloric acid, same acid that is in our stomachs in dillute form, one of the strongest known to man) will losen his tongue. no way humanly possible he isnt willing to tell you if you'd stop. of course, that is ONLY if i have no alternative. of course, i could always use the 'three tortures' which are self-inflicted, so more humane...

he wakes up in a room on a bed with a large rock on top of his chest. he sees the rock and there is an engraving on it:
first torture: rock on chest.
he throws it out the convenient window, and sees too late the sign on the window.
second torture: right testicle tied to rock.
he jumps out the window of course. but when he jumps he sees the last sign on the ground.
third torture: left testicle tied to bed.
:devilwink

[AztecWarrior]

You have sick, sick minds!

[Bighoss]

I vote for popping off toe nails and finger nails with an ice pick and then slowly skin him to make him into a leather coat:D I WANT ONE TO DO MY PATRIOTIC DUTY AS AN AMERCAN

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[Revolution]

Originally posted by Confectrix
Revolution:

Okay.

I think you should tone down on the graphic way in which you would toture someone. Not only is it sickening but worrisome.

Besides, we have younger viewers [this is a game, which attracts younger people] whom may not be prepared for your horrific descriptions.

:ugh:

That Was Toned Down for fragile little minds that dont yet realise we are in a dangerous real life world, and stuff like that does happen every day around the world, just usually not in the mainstream countries like the USA(or at least not broadcasted on CNN)

Did they ever find that rich white girl Little Kristen Smart? Wonder what stuff was done to her hmmmm?(actually did they find her?)

In fact if their minds are that fragile, then they should not be here considering its going to be a game where you continually SHOOT people and KILL people ............ For Fun! :mad:

[Confectrix]

At least you edited the first post....

[SandTrout]

Graphic warning, learned this one from an Eagal-scout:
























Take a large gaurge seringe, insert it into testicle A and extract innards of testicle. If subject refuses to talk, inject innards of testicle A into tesicle B until subject talks or testicle B explodes.

[Rayhn Plexus]

Sand trout, holy crap that is disgusting.

Hehe, kinda funny tho.

[Jaged]

This is truley disturbing.

[SandTrout]

Wasn't my idea, but with the stuff that was mentioned, I figured it might shut some people up.

[Jaged]

Revolution, you have a very sick mind. This is two torture threads about torture.

[Revolution]

ROFL, yes C I did edit the post just to warn people before they read something they are not ready for and need mental help.

Jaged the first poll on torture was to see what the ppl would want done to the terrorist we caught.

THIS thread is for us sicko's that would torture the mofo into talking to save innocent lives! :D Like me and you and the rest of us at a PSU convention in Las Vegas Nevada and we get killed from a suicide bomber........

Hey Nuthin But :love: For Ya !!

[Irnbru]

very vivid heh

[AztecWarrior]

WARNING: This post is very graphic. I highly encourage the weak-minded, hypochondriacs, and those who faint at the mention of blood to GET OVER IT AND READ!












I would nail his ear to the wall while he is nine feet to the ground. When it rips and he falls, we do the same with the other ear. Then the eyelids and then the lips.

Pour boiling water down every large hole in his body (nose, earholes, mouth, and the two holes 'down south'.)

Then chop his legs off inch by inch, leg by leg. The procedure is as follows: get your favorite butcher knife and cut his legs up, one inch apart between each cut. But only cut down to the bone. Remember- sterilize the wounds, you don't want him to die on you! :D After he is pre-cut, let him stay there for thirty minutes. Then begin competing the cuts. An intravenous of blood will be necessary to avoid death of blood loss. When done, bandage up. You may have to wait a while to let the blood come back via the IV.

Repeat with the arms.

All men want to be 'larger' and I'm not talking about height. Well, I am, but not head to toe. Basically, you know what I mean. Nail Mr. Johnson to the floor where Mr. Johnson meets the thorax. Do the same to Mr. Johnson's head, but nail that to some kind of wood board under. Simply pull on the board. Voila! He is larger!

Remove his hair with coarse-grained sandpaper. Do the same to the nose (I liked that idea).

You now have pretty much a stump. We all know that he would have stopped by the second ear. But let's assume that he didn't. Employ a caliper, tweezers, calibrating device, micrometer, or anything else that squeezes and give him the 'nipple twister from HELL'. Twist it right off. Pop! Repeat with the other one.

Take needles and drop them down his throat.

Call your overweight friends and jump on him.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS

Educational televison!

[Revolution]

YEA AW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE your STYLE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


AW can torture someone with me AnyTime :mad: (ever seen that 9 inch nails video? you know which one. If you dont, you have not seen it and Dont Want To)




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[Spider]

Simple and easy way....

a) Smash his nut-sack with a sledge....

b) remove layers of skin off the guy... then drop the guy in vinegar... then in small grained salt... you obtain a huge amount of screaming and alot of "HALPPPPPPPPP!!!!"

c) make him beg on his knees with a ruler on the kneecaps (like under them when he begs he has his knees on them) then put weights on his torso so the kneecaps get alot of pressure (note: maintain him in the upright postion) thn put more and more weight till his kneecaps can't take the 400 pounds of pressure and they bust to dust...

d) (remember im Canadian so.....) Make him fall into a pit a raging homocidal killer!!!!!







Beavers.... yes ladies and gentlmen beavers!

[Revolution]

KEEP IT COMMING!

THIS NOW A RATED R THREAD:

























Ahhhh The old Smash the Nutsack with the Sledge Hammer technique ! Now thats some :love: !

[Spider]

Make an insicion on the top of the back and insert small snakes or large ones your choice (funnier with alot of small ones) then close what happens??? well the snakes either feed or try to find a way out making the following quite painfull :devilwink

[xuur]

7/24 Britney Spears/n'sync recordings. no images, just looped "music" (if you can indeed call it that)

giant naked Rosie O'donnel posters on every wall.
(altho saying giant and rosie in the same sentence is kinda redundant)

florecent lighting everywhere...with that one stupid bulb thats just about to go out....flickering endlessly

60 small yappy dogs with squeaky toys

total body exfoliation with an epi-lady.


he'll talk. I guarentee it.

lord knows I would
x

[NARF]

guy behind sharp fan, naked dancers on other side, pops one, ow.

[Arshune]

Put them in a room with an open top, tie them up, get those things they used in A Clockwork Orange to hold the guy's eyes open and put them on the person you want to torture. Go find a few beehives. Take one of those PVC piping cannons that they use to fire grapefruits and load it with a beehive. Point it at the back of the chair and fire. Lather, rinse, repeat until their eyes swell shut over the clamps.

[Lonehunter]

My kind of torture:

To start off make cuts all over their body and rub salt in them. Take fine pieces of paper and give him paper cuts.
After the warm ups Shove a funnel up his ass and release small snakes up there. Then Slowly pry off all nails. Rip off all fingers and toes, then rub salt in the wounds before bandaging(can't let him die from loss of blood.) Now that you got the feel for torture we do the fun stuff. Hang him upside down with his legs spread. To really get into the spirit play some heavy metal as you break every rib with a baseball bat. Hit his legs and arms but don't hit his head(to keep him alive) and to end batting practice hit him with an overhead swing to the groin.
Now here's the gory part. Rip out his teeth and lips, rip his balls off, rip off his nipples. If he's a pudgey person do some home-made lipo suction.(don't forget the salt, it really hurts!) After all this suspend him in the air with hooks in his skin and muscle and pull them til he talks. If he doesn't, Force a coral snake down his throat, he'll die.

[Confectrix]

BAN THEM ALL!!!

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[TimberWolf2K]

I would make them read THIS (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=387)
Then is that dosnt work, make them read THIS (http://boards.station.sony.com/ubb/planetside/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=PlanetSide++Discussion&number=2&DaysPrune=20&LastLogin=)

That BS should make em talk.

[Revolution]

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KEEP IT FLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hellsfire123]

Ok, this is disturbing.







Only one person is really worried about keeping the guy alive, come on people thing ahead. You have to build up the pain, or else they reach a breaking point and pass out....or die, either way not very useful. How many people can say they wouldnt pass out after being smashed with a sledge? Also, you cant drive him insane, or you loose credibility(directed at xuur)

So this is what you do. First, work him. Hard labor with no rest. Once exhuastion kicks in, lock them naked in a freezer. Cant let them fall asleep, so well have to have a loud siren. Oh yea, dont ask them anything yet. Once frost bite starts to kick in bring them out. Ask one question. Something easy, like thier name or rank. Most will refuse to answer, just to spite you, so remove a toe. Lock them in a cold dark room for a day or so with no food. Bring him to question again, but this time have water and food in the room. Eat and drink, and ask him another question. If he answers give him food and water, if he doesnt more of the same. Frostbite, darkness, hunger/thirst and exhuastion pile up and will break any one. However, if time is crucial, electric shocks, slowly building (dont wanna give him a heart attack or screw with his brain) will break most. Another one is the slow roasting over a hot stove.

Okay now i have to try and sleep. Yea, that will happen.....god its a good thing i dont have work tomorrow.

[Toimu]

Ok, I don't care about getting info from someone, so this will just be torture.

Tie him to a bed, put him on life support, and blind him with Citric Acid. It will work, but will take a long time and alot of it. Never let him know the time or day.

Drug him with LSD.

Make cuts exposing nerve endings. Without damaging the nerves, mess with them.

This will keep someone alive, in extreme pain, and scard out of their mind.

[Revolution]

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YEA!!!!!!!! I feel like some more www.stickdeath.com !!!! Rock it On!!!!!

P.S. knowing from personal experience the LSD might ruin the whole torture thing for some folks.(The LSD not the torture part for the experience)

[Toimu]

Originally posted by Revolution
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YEA!!!!!!!! I feel like some more www.stickdeath.com !!!! Rock it On!!!!!

P.S. knowing from personal experience the LSD might ruin the whole torture thing for some folks.(The LSD not the torture part for the experience)

I was guessing that without being able to see what's going on for monthes, extream pain, and tripping would be the worse torture of all. No telling what someone could imagine what is happening to them.

[SilentCacophony]

lol, half these tortures would be useless for getting information, but would definitely be painful. LSD injections? Damn, come on over and torture me some time.

Plain old tortures I've heard of........

Chinese:

Would sit you in a room buck naked and get a girl to come in and get you all horny. Then once you were erect, they'd slide a very thin glass tube up the end. Once you went soft it would snap inside.

Hang people over sharpened bamboo, where it would grow up and into them. (I always thought this one didn't sound that feasable)

Medieval:

Tie your limbs to horses and have them run in different directions till you were torn limb from limb (modern day cars are vould tear em off quicker nowadays, but I think horses would still be better)

Hang a guy upside down by his legs, and then take a saw and saw him up (or is it down?) from his nuts to his head. Since he's upside down, all his blood will run to his head, which will keep him alive longer.

Good old hot pliers. Heat em up, and peel the skin off.

Stick a horn up someones ass, then slide a heated up iron up the horn and churn his insides out, which would have left no way of seeing how the man died back before autopsies. (This is what Edward the II's own wife and lover did to him, the faggy prince in Braveheart)

Native American:

Tie you to a tree naked and slather you with honey all over (and up your nose), then let the ants out.

Tie your hands up tightly with leather straps, then put them in hotwater. This would cause the leather to shrink, breaking the bones.

My own tortue method:

I thought this up one day, and I love it. You put someone's balls in a vice, and then you shoot at his feet. What would you do? Would you jump, or get shot in the feet?

[Revolution]

" I thought this up one day, and I love it. You put someone's balls in a vice, and then you shoot at his feet. What would you do? Would you jump, or get shot in the feet?"

HOLY FUCKNUTS BATMAN!!!!!
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Gives the term 'BUST A NUT' a whole new meaning......

And you all thought I am the sicko! Check out www.mayhem.net for motivation(Its work friendly)

[Revolution]

Ok Hamma this is my first official BUMP....Sorry, gotta do it, its xuur's fault..... Lock it if you must :(

[xuur]

ah, but you see...torture by definition is illegal (UN resolution number ....erm....whatever)

legal means....you know, britney spears music, naked rosanne barr photos, epilady, freeway traffic, are not technically classed as torture but can be far more effective than the bamboo under the fingernails and the like.


I did post in this thread BTW...do a search on yappy dogs with squeaky toys.


heh;)

[Revolution]

That was SORRY xuur.........Guess you not the 'man' ........actually the 'boy'........I thought you were......Thought you had potential...... *cries* Thought you had the.......SKILL!


What IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMNUTS?!?!

[xuur]

ah...another Mail Call fan.


yeah yeah, been there done that...heard it all, moved on.

try and keep up, wouldya?:p