Supervillain for a day

[Camping Carl]

How would you take over the world? And what would your evil name be?

[kid klash]

i'd keep it simple. my name'd be "evil guy" and my method of torture- threaten to make the whole world listen to corny country music until surrender. those that like corny country music would be shot. those who forced their children to listen to corny country music would be worked as slaves. in this sense, it wouldn't be world domination, but revelution. therefore, my name would be "good guy"

[ABRAXAAS]

I would name myself " Craven Moorehed" and I would use handicaped,old,religious and just generaly stupid people for target practice then I would force the world to construct giant world engines to propell our planet through the stars ,and of course I would have a harem of 1 million women, and all the other good stuff :D

[Headrattle]

oh oh, I am gonna rip off a cartoon by going with either, "Sarcastro" or "Indigestible Man"

With Sarcastro I will use biting sarcasm to wreck havoc across the world.

With Indigestible Man I would.... do something.

[Toimu]

Originally posted by Headrattle

oh oh, I am gonna rip off a cartoon by going with either, "Sarcastro" or "Indigestible Man"

With Sarcastro I will use biting sarcasm to wreck havoc across the world.

With Indigestible Man I would.... do something.

The Tick rocked, I miss that cartoon.

I would kill off all the men, leaving just myself to please, (or try my best to please), all the women in the word, (Well, just the fine ones). Really, I'd just be happy with one women that looks ok and wanting to sleep with me. She wouldn't have to be smart, or rich, or good at anything, just wanting to sleep with me (and hopefully ok in bed, but doesn't have to be).

[Denali]

I'd lock up anyone that has ever watched the show 'Babylon 5', that has ever wanted to be on 'beat the geeks' (unless you thought it was literal), anyone that currently lives or has at one time lived in France, and anyone that has seen American Pie 2 and has not watched that one scene..you know the one..at least 3 or 4 times. Oh, and then I'd make all of the beautiful women of the world my slaves. And I'd make your mom wash my feet. With her tongue.

[Arshune]

Well, first off...I'd have to make myself into either a robot or a skeleton. You just can't be that evil unless you're either undead or mechanical. I'm indecisive, so we'll say I'll be a robotic skeleton. Second, I'd need to have a name that both describes me, sounds *ALMOST* evil, and if possible, rips others' ideas off. So I'd name myself Skeletron, or better yet, I'd make all official documents spell and pronounce it in the leetest possible form ( 5|<3L3']['120|\| ). Third, I'd need some magic powers. Since magic powers don't exist, I'd have to take ordinary things from today to the past where they SEEM like magic, thus taking care of the next element-the overly elaborate and clearly impossible world domination plan. After subjugating the locals with the magic powers of a flashlight and teaching them the ways of modern science, I'd have them build a cryogenic facility to freeze me, but since I'd be a robot it would be a humongous waste of time. I'd then turn myself off and leave instructions to awake me in 2000 A.D., effectively undermining the government before it even began. After gaining control, I'd institute all kinds of crazy laws that required my citizens to do things like wear bikinis while doing construction work and to challenge at least one other citizen to a duel to the death every year.

My plan pwns. :rock:

[mistled]

My evil name is mistled and I'm in the process of taking over the world by .... wait... Supervillain for a day??..... uh... this is a thread for fun, isn't it..... hmm.... well... uh.... nevermind.

[Fire_Monkey]

I'd just become the brain, then go and take over the world by nuking every continent....then die from the ensuing ice age.


:lol: mist u crazy mofo

[Bighoss]

I would get hillary clinton ellected as president of the USA and watch the world crumble before me. Then I'd give it all to the french which would make like 3 billion commit suicide and we would eat like KINGS:D

[Jaged]

Slip laxitaves into the worlds food supply and hold all the toilet paper hostage.

[Camping Carl]

Related site:

What type of villain are you? (http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/vq.htm)

[Bighoss]

sadly but not surpisingly I got the insane guy who doesn't have what it takes to take over the world but is competely nuts

[Fire_Monkey]

I was a super villian.

[Sputty]

Come on Carl, Doy uo have to ask me? Ok, I'd use my legions of Schopenbulbs(As I am) and I would the be the grand general of the Knolls(As I am)..Jeez...Come on....

[Revolution]

(I'd want to be called Cobra Commander and start an army of blue soldier dudes with red cobra insignia's and scream COBRA!!! before each attack, and have a secret layer on an island or a desolated mountain in the Alps or something.)- Yes I grew up in the GI JOE era of the 80's

I would use suicide bombing speedboats or boat fire squads to strike and shut down all seatrade including as first priority oil tankers, till the world economy collapsed and had no gas to keep the globe running on normal means.

I'd aquire WMD and use tactically to take out the majority of population in Europe and the USA.

I'd wait till fire season and send cells to start forest fires anywhere and everywhere jumping from state to state starting fires in every major forest possible(you thought last year was bad HAH!!) Burn the Country Down!

I'd sabotage train tracks to shut down train transit. I'd have men near airports shooting down commercial planes, and target us mail/fed ex/UPS as first priority and passengers as second. I'd have suicide bombers blow up busses in a bunch of major cities and small towns. That should shut down transportation pretty good, and stop the mail systems a bit. I'd have snipers or sabotage major highways around the countries to terrorize motorists and also try to take out commerical trucking.

I'd have scuba suicide squads to hit coastal port cities.

I'd ignite a Nuke under water off the coast of the country causing a Tidal Wave of Mass Destruction to take out the coastline cities(actually wonder if that one would work)

........Just to name a few......

[Destroyeron]

Destroyeron, and I'd use explosives

[Squeeky]

I'd take the dev's hostage, and make them gimme beta :D