Best way to get out of school

[Jaged]

I have been planing ahead to the PS release and think that a good, shure-fire, way to bluf your way out of school would be realy helpful. I think something like this could also help other people get in a few extra hours of needed game time on that special day. Im not talking about just calling in sick or something. I am talking about a way to get out of school in the middle of the day. Lets brain storm here! A realy good technique could realy improve many of our lifes.

[mistled]

We used to just leave. As long as we weren't missing tests, we'd just leave during lunch or in between classes.

[Fire_Monkey]

My school is 30 miles from my house. You could stab yourself with a knife...then of course you have to go the hospital, and don't get to play PS anyway.

[Bighoss]

there are many good ways that I used once are twice a year when I just really wanna go home. eat a nice big breakfast with a lot of liquids mostly water, clearer the better. Mention to your parents before hand that you don't feel too well. Of course they will make you go to school. Then in the middle of a class so you don't feel to well and you would like to go to the bathroom. Of course the teacher will let you go. Next you should already feel kinda crappy from drinking so much stuff. Put your finger down your throught just long enough to get SOME barf to come up not all. wash your hands (evidence) go back to teacher she sends you to nurse she says WHOA you throw up you must be sick lemme call your parents. HOME FREE. you can just do this at home in the morning too

Method two (for a half day) at lunch get an orange Juice and Milk drink both at same time... you'll kinda throw up on your own eventually

[Camping Carl]

Find a way to get sick that will not inhibit planetside enjoyment. It's more convincing if it's real.

[Jaged]

Orane juice and milk, eeeeewwwww.

[Bighoss]

you could murder everyone in the house and hide the bodies... hell that would be like 2 days of playing:D

[Fire_Monkey]

You could have a friend trip you or something and purposely sprain your ankle. Then say that you think something is wrong with your foot. Have your mom take you home or to the doctor, then play PS.

[KoldFusion]

Eat some breakfast.... the more eggs the better...... then eat charchol = barfing in no time :)

[Squeeky]

Or you could always take your textbook, and bang your head into it repeatedly until you pass out :brow:

[Hamma]

:ugh:

[Sando138]

if you are sugar or caffine dependant, tell your mother you are sick in your first waking moment. you will sound as though you are five seconds from death of black plague. then once she agrees to call you out of school sick, go down stairs and eat something/drink a small glass of coffee. you will return to sounding and feeling normal soon, so you have to keep up the pretense of being sick.

[Derfud]

Say you are sick the night before, in the morning, say you canoot get up becuase you are sick!

[matt]

Couldn't you just like... not leave your room.

[MrVulcan]

Isnt college wonderful, if its not a critical day, Im gone :p

also, Jaged, i love this line: "on that special day" :lol::lol:

[Tobias]

Yea, like if you dont want to go, dont. Unless its a test. Not like you will miss much.

[Civilian]

Well, it depends on how old you are.

When I was in high school, we used to just walk out the front door and act like we knew what we were doing. At that time, people would be leaving for work-release, so we would bunch up with those people and wave to the security guard as we drove out of the parking lot.

*WARNING LABEL*
Eventually, I skipped so much school the vice principal called my mother. But I still made good grades, so she didn't seem to mind. :D

[simba]

I know a pretty good way, tho I have never tried it but my friends has, but it will only work if you have a blackboard in your classroom, and theese chalks to write on the blackboard. Anyway you steel theese chalks, eat them and then ur voice will be weird as hell and u just tell ur teacher that u dont feel very well. Then ur home free!

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Jaged]

Me like :D Keep em commin'

[simba]

it really works, you would get hoarse, just dont eat to many! ;)

[Arshune]

I just tell my mom that I'm not going to school that day because I pwn the classes too hard and need a sleep break. :D

[Derv]

lol your mom is cool. My mom would tell me to keep dreaming or something.

[Arshune]

My mom usually tries to prevent it, but she caves after she realizes there's no arguing with me when I'm right.