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Unregistered
2003-03-07, 05:34 PM
and I failed to smite him.

I got the chance to go into the Game Devlopers Expo last night with a few friends and check out all the nifty new stuff on the horison, and at one point my friend leans over to me and says "Please don't say anything".

Then all of a sudden there it is the Gates to Hell itself, and out walks the Devil himself dressed in a green shirt! He stuck out his hand and said "Hi I'm the (Lord of Darkness) President of GameSpy" and touched me!! It wass all I could do not to run to the bathroom screaming and wash the evil from my hand, but as I was about to break and run a (Demon) GameSpy employee handed me a Free Beer!!

Then I knew it was true.

The Devil is a trickster and I had fallen prey to temptation.

I had the chance to rid the world of Evil, and I took the free beer instead.

:(

Damn you Inforgrames for not letting me smite the Devil!!!
Hamma
2003-03-07, 05:37 PM
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

I'm sorry man :(
ABRAXAAS
2003-03-07, 07:43 PM
:confused:
Squeeky
2003-03-07, 07:45 PM
:ugh:
NARF
2003-03-07, 08:38 PM
He touched you?

EXCORCIST EXCORCIST EXCORCIST!!!
Arshune
2003-03-07, 09:23 PM
You missed your chance, man...and now it's costing ALL OF US.
BLuE_ZeRO
2003-03-07, 09:45 PM
DAMNIT! you've failed us for the last time unreg! going to have to let squeekz punish you like he does so very well. :mad:
Derfud
2003-03-07, 10:06 PM
The apocalypse is on the horizon, i can already hear the echos of "Welcome to gamespy", and see that stupid spy on the horizon...
Marlboro Man!!
2003-03-07, 11:14 PM
BlueZero:going to have to let squeekz punish you like he does so very well you mean a vigarous(sp) manhandling?
Tobias
2003-03-08, 11:21 AM
I forgive you my son, the beer, it made you weak, and the devil is sly in his ways.
Mtx
2003-03-08, 02:42 PM
I bet it was some llama beer as well. Like maybe ah Corona or some of that trailertrash beer. What do they call that stuff? Natural Ice?

...sold us out.





;)
Fire_Monkey
2003-03-08, 02:45 PM
:evil:
Incompetent
2003-03-08, 08:24 PM
Burn you cloths, once that... that thing has touched them they can force you to wait in lines and everywhere you go commercials will appear.