Three Word Story

[WiteBeam]

An easy enough venture to comprehend. Simply add 3 words in some coherent fashion to complement the previous posters words.
Example:

There once was....
a little girl....
who would always....
etc. etc. No storyline or plot needed. As long as the sentences make sense. And remember, only 3 words. One letter words count such as 'I'and 'a'. It's alot better when you aim to make a story out of it but do keep it civil and not retarded. If you're going to try to be funny, make sure it is first.
To avoid confusion on whether a sentence is finished, place a period at the end of a finished sentence. Use commas also where neccesary to avoid more confusion. I'd hate to be a grammar nazi but it helps the person after you try to see where you're coming from.
Also if you're going to reply with more then just the 3 added words, be sure to enclose the 3 words in the [ code ] tag.
Here we go...

[There I was]

[MonsterBone]

watching Monica Lewinsky

[WiteBeam]

and Bill Clinton

[MonsterBone]

Bill Clinton Bimbo Number 5 - YouTube

[Ailos]

Lol 3rd post and it's degraded to making fun of Bill. *sigh* why is it that you give man any sort of tools, and it always ends in sex?

[standing in the]

[arclegger]

[baggage claim carousel]

[Hamma]

I saw a

[WiteBeam]

drunk old man

[FINALCUT]

With a Bulldog

[WiteBeam]

walk towards Bill

[basti]

Cosby and his

[Graywolves]

mexican midget chauffeur

[WiteBeam]

Carlos. When suddenly

[Soliex]

The airport exploded

[WiteBeam]

and they all

[Shogun]

took off their

[WiteBeam]

cloths. The police

[SurgeonX]

started to dance

[WiteBeam]

and fire their

[Shogun]

babysitters. but a

[Hamma]

small bird landed

[WiteBeam]

on the wreckage.

[Lonehunter]

Then this dog

[WiteBeam]

started eating the

[Zulthus]

shit on the

[Ragnafrak]

man's shoes. Snooki

[Zulthus]

was mutilated by

[WiteBeam]

the explosion. Fortunately,

[Zulthus]

was gone too.

[Lokster]

Finally he could

[FINALCUT]

Eat a huge

[starshine]

dinosaur sausage. Velociraptors

[Zulthus]

are inside my

[Ragnafrak]

urethra," he laughingly

[starshine]

said as another

[Zulthus]

velociraptor climbed in

[Reni]

. All too excited

[starshine]

to hear about

[Zulthus]

guitars on sale

[Ragnafrak]

. "Silly velociraptor, you

[Zulthus]

are inside my

[Ragnafrak]

inverted castle level

[Ailos]

Said the leprechaun.

[Ragnafrak]

Meanwhile, in Russia

[MonsterBone]

Bill Clinton whipped

[Ragnafrak]

his hair back

[Bruttal]

and kissed his

[Xaine]

handsome dog, Tony

[WiteBeam]

Hawk. He shouted

[Ragnafrak]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Just then,

[WiteBeam]

Khan walk out

[CyclesMcHurtz]

shouting for more

[WiteBeam]

New Conglomerate reinforcements

[Burgerlolz]

walking their dogs.

[Lokster]

Then the TR

[Graywolves]

marched to victory

[Zulthus]

but not really.

[Lonehunter]

Higby started yelling

[WiteBeam]

[on the radio]

Omg this shit is hilarious.

[Hamma]

that his beloved

[WiteBeam]

friend T-Ray has

[Zulthus]

won the jackpot

[Shogun]

. That was such

[Graywolves]

an awesome moment

[WiteBeam]

[in his childhood.]

There I was watching Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton standing in a baggage claim carousel. I saw a drunk old man with a bulldog walk towards Bill Cosby and his mexican midget chauffeur Carlos. When suddenly the airport exploded and they all took off their cloths. The police started to dance and fire their babysitters. But a small bird landed on the wreckage. Then his dog started eating the shit on the man's shoes. Snooki was mutilated by the explosion. Fortunately, his left eyeball was gone too. Finally he could eat a huge dinosaur sausage. 'Velociraptors are inside my urethra," he laughingly said as another velociraptor climbed in. All too excited to hear about guitars on sale. "Silly velociraptor, you are inside my inverted castle level" Said the leprechaun. Meanwhile, in Russia Bill Clinton whipped his hair back and kissed his handsom dog, Tony Hawk. He shouted "KHAAAAAAAAN!" Just then, Khan walked out shouting for more New Conglomerate reinforcements walking their dogs. Then the TR marched to victory but not really. Higby started yelling on the radio that his beloved friend T-Ray has won the jackpot. That was such an awesome moment in his childhood.

[Graywolves]

But growing up

[Lonehunter]

was hard because

[Raka Maru]

This one girl

[Zulthus]

killed his elephant

[WiteBeam]

in cold blood.

[Ailos]

Oh ffs, someone beat me to it.

She then decided

[Zulthus]

to kill herself

[WiteBeam]

in warm blood.

[FINALCUT]

While watching James

[Zulthus]

slowly kill himself

[WiteBeam]

with a Beamer.

[Eyeklops]

James's rectum opened,

[Ragnafrak]

a subway franchise

[Zulthus]

hastily killed everyone

[Ragnafrak]

not using contraception

[starshine]

to insulate a

[WiteBeam]

volcano. Meanwhile on

[NewSith]

videos became fun.

[Graywolves]

This awesome dog

[WiteBeam]

named Snoop had

[SuperMorto]

a massive gerbil!

[Zulthus]

It killed itself

[WiteBeam]

along with Zulthus.

[Zulthus]

Zulthus revived himself

[Whalenator]

and stretched his

[Lonehunter]

nipples. "OH MY

[WiteBeam]

!" He moaned. Then

[Zulthus]

did it again

[Graywolves]

until a unicorn

[Zulthus]

didn't do anything

[Lonehunter]

except kick his

[WiteBeam]

bitch ass. Suddenly

[starshine]

he accidentally his

[Graywolves]

entire thing of

[WiteBeam]

tic-tacs. Honey badgers

[Zulthus]

anally raped WiteBeam

[Ailos]

. Honey badger don't

[Raymac]

care what the

[MathisA]

Ivan drank vodka

[WiteBeam]

for. He just

[Shogun]

got banned like

[Mightymouser]

that one time

[WiteBeam]

when the Vanu

[Graywolves]

stole all the

[Shogun]

salty nuts from

[WiteBeam]

evidence. Thankfully he

[Whalenator]

was a ******.

[WiteBeam]

Meanwhile in Mexico

[Graywolves]

Hamma and Jennyboo

[Raymac]

violently molest a

[FaygoCatz]

With a giant

[Graywolves]

pair of red

[WiteBeam]

mushrooms. Eventually the

[Zulthus]

mushrooms violently exploded

[Raka Maru]

Into stunning gemstones

[MonsterBone]

mushroom mushroom badger

[Lonehunter]

. Then the chiuahuas

[WiteBeam]

started to ferociously

[Raka Maru]

Dig in the

[FaygoCatz]

corpses of fallen

[WiteBeam]

cats and dogs.

[Graywolves]

"My my." Said

[Raka Maru]

The wolf, what

[WiteBeam]

big balls you

[MonsterBone]

have little girl

[WiteBeam]

. Then the girl

[Raka Maru]

Grabbed some scissors

[Graywolves]

and started running

[Raka Maru]

Wearing welding goggles

[BNuts]

on her feet.

[Lonehunter]

Then she saw


An update since the last one...

But growing up was hard because This one girl killed his elephant in cold blood. She then decided to kill herself in warm blood. While watching James slowly kill himself with a Beamer. James's rectum opened a subway franchise hastily killed everyone not using contraception to insulate a volcano. Meanwhile on America's Funniest Videos videos became fun. This awesome dog named Snoop had a massive gerbil! It killed itself along with Zulthus. Zulthus revived himself and stretched his nipples. "OH MY!" He moaned. Then did it again until a unicorn didn't do anything except kick his bitch ass. Suddenly he accidentally his entire thing of tic-tacs. Honey badgers anally raped WiteBeam. Honey badger don't care what the Ivan drank vodka for. He just got banned like that one time when the Vanu stole all the salty nuts from evidence. Thankfully he was a ******. Meanwhile in Mexico Hamma and Jennyboo violently molest an alligator crossing sign With a giant pair of red mushrooms. Eventually the mushrooms violently exploded Into stunning gemstones mushroom mushroom badger. Then the chihuahuas started to ferociously Dig in the corpses of fallen cats and dogs. "My my." Said The wolf, what big balls you have little girl. Then the girl Grabbed some scissors and started running Wearing welding goggles on her feet. Then she saw

this story is so getting published

[NewSith]

a divine sign

[Graywolves]

that PS2 beta

[Senyu]

it reached down

[WiteBeam]

and released itself.

[Raymac]

Majestically it spawned

[Lonehunter]

a new Oshur

[FaygoCatz]

with a silly

[Aaron]

burning polar bear

[Skittles]

made from macaroni

[Graywolves]

and grape drank

[WiteBeam]

AKA purple drank.

[Raka Maru]

As they wallowed

[MonsterBone]

the universe ceased

[Raka Maru]

But the wormhole

[Dragonien]

collapsed in on

[Graywolves]

all the donuts

[DayOne]

and guitar stands

[FaygoCatz]

with no mercy

[WiteBeam]

. Then God said

[Raka Maru]

Repent! Thou sinner!

[Graywolves]

Everyone must make

[DayOne]

Bagels with cheese!

[Raka Maru]

And bacon bits

[WiteBeam]

for the angels!

[Dahmon Myncar]

Then, not so

[J Baley]

long ago, they

[RawketLawnchair]

Clegged The Galaxy

[Dahmon Myncar]

into the sunset

[NCLynx]

into the sunset

Higby's hair created

[Zekeen]

a new legendary

[Graywolves]

Terran Republic Hero

[NCLynx]

that died from

[Graywolves]

nothing, because he

[Raka Maru]

Was TR throughout

[Zekeen]

and so Higby

[NCLynx]

released the beta

[Zekeen]

but then Arclegger

[NCLynx]

Clegged another galaxy

[AlienTwentyFour]

so he could

[Zekeen]

Clegg yet another

[AlienTwentyFour]

. Then the aliens

[Immigrant]

went to bed

[Raka Maru]

Drunk from coolaide

[Dahmon Myncar]

, Nyquil and turkey

[Zekeen]

but then they

[RawketLawnchair]

overdosed on L-Tryptophan

[Raka Maru]

Finally, their heads

[Dahmon Myncar]

of cattle returned

[BNuts]

, their ripening stomachs

[Noivad]

begin to churn

[Raka Maru]

A putrid smell

[Sporkar]

emerged from their

[P Nutz]

[armpits that killed]

This thread is so f@#$ed up. :rofl:

[Senyu]

But it did

[MasterCalaelen]

smell like wasabi

[BNuts]

aged to perfection

[Neurotoxin]

and then beta.

[Higbys Hair]

I was slain...

[Neurotoxin]

...but shall return!

[SouthernGoods]

Water began flowing...

[Graywolves]

it turned red

[Carnage]

with Elmo blood

[Sporkar]

donated to children

[RawketLawnchair]

along with Higby's

[Saifoda]

Twitter account password.

[BNuts]

Nothing was wrong

[Kyonye]

in the toaster

[Dahmon Myncar]

, the beta fish

[BlueExorcist]

Meanwhile, in Brazil

[Atlas]

in my suitcase

[Oktarnash]

Fell out of.

[The Loverator]

... my flying Motorcycle ...