Why I'm Not Sure I Ever Want Children...

[Eighm]

My older brother has two kids, the younger of whom is six years old. This was my brother's status update on facebook earlier today:

My son is yelling. He says, "I dropped my juice box in the toilet!"
Me: "Okay, we'll get it in a second..."
I continue prepping dinner and all of a sudden he is like, "AHHHH!!!!! I'm POOPING ON MY JUICE BOX!!!!"

I just don't even know how I would deal with this scenario at all.

[krnasaur]

first thing i would do is post it on FB

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Sentrosi]

I love my children. I wouldn't trade them for the world.

Yes, there are moments like this that could make you grind your teeth. But there are other moments like coming home after a stressful day at work and having your children look at you with such genuine joy, running into your arms and giving you a hug and kissing you. It's those kinds of moments that, as parents, you need to cherish.

Now how would I react to that? I'd probably fish the juice box out of the toilet and have my son drink it.

I kid, I kid!







I'd at least pour the rest of the juice into a cup and have him drink it. I'm not cruel.

[Graywolves]

I'd tell him that if he wants something he shouldn't defecate all over it.









And I'm now realizing I'm the one that has to clean it up.....

[Shogun]

and you can still have your revenge when your old enough by pooing all over your bed and having your kids clean it up because you are too old ;)

[Eyeklops]

and you can still have your revenge when your old enough by pooing all over your bed and having your kids clean it up because you are too old ;)
I lol'd

[Shogun]

you know,
revenge is a dish best served cold!

[BUGGER]

you know,
revenge is a dish best served cold!
Or rather warm, in this case... :p



My 14 year old brother lives with me and making sure he goes to class and does his homework is tough enough. One thing I am settle on is I want to make sure I am settled personally before I start harboring a kid of my own. I rather not live paycheck to paycheck.

[EsmeraldaW]

Ahaha, these kids are hilarious!:D Yep, they poop on the juice boxes every now and then, but basically being a parent is more joy then torture :)