[unOFFICIAL] Faction Smackdown

[Neurotoxin]

Greetings PlanetSide 2 Community!

It is very apparent that the factionalism in PlanetSide 2 is one of the best elements of the game. Between factionalism of veteran players, and the fact that SOE itself has obvious factionalism within the company, we've seen some great smack-talk between factions.

I'd like to make this post the home for factional smack-talk. There's a lot of great talk, and I'd like to have a place where we can post new and original smack-talk, as well as having a place for people to deposit quotes or conversations about it.

Some ground rules I hope we can all respect:
1 - No racism, sexism, or personal attacks on individual users.
2 - Keep discussions and quoting to a minimum, unless it is smack-talk response to earlier smack-talk.
3 - Anyone can post smack-talk for and about any faction.

Now then, let us cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war!! Except NC, because they already ate everything with 4 legs due to a shortage of rations a few months ago. Ever wonder why we don't see Auraxian badgers anymore?

[EVILPIG]

Rockin NC, TR and VS makin me yawnin. Tired of watchin those fools respawning.

[Atheosim]

NC sucks. That is all.

[SniperSteve]

NC are tryhards and VS are wannabes. TR FTW!

[MadPenguin]

NC and TR need to smarten up and stop trying to oppress science. Science always wins.

[EVILPIG]

Seriously though, this belongs in The Lounge.

[The Kush]

NC are tryhards and VS are wannabes. TR FTW!

I think my signature speaks for itself, looking forward to killing all the TR scum! :groovy:

[ITOS]

VS needs to stop doing science under alien influence.
TR needs to loosen up and learn to compromise.

NC needs more gold and blue on their gear.

[Ruffdog]

Seriously though, this belongs in The Lounge.

You belong in the lounge

/trash

[EVILPIG]

You belong in the lounge

/trash

On the couch with your mom

[Ruffdog]

On the couch with your mom

Why? You need a therapist? Oh....you're N.C. I'm very sorry

/Smacktalk

[RawketLawnchair]

TERRAN REPUBLIC – With a militaristic government, the Terran Republic
uses its Imperial authoritarian might to impel humanity to peaceful coexistence
through any means necessary.

VANU SOVEREIGNTY – A technocratic faction that believes humanity
can only evolve by rediscovering and tapping the lost technology of the Vanu.

NEW CONGLOMERATE – A loosely connected group of rebel factions
and idealistic freedom fighters, the New Conglomerate fights against the
hegemony of the Terran.


The choice is obvious. Forget Imperialism and Technocracy.
I choose FREEDOM. That is, unless you like some stuck up
young blood mammas boy poking your chest telling you what to do.

:lol:

[KTNApollo]

Coke = Red
Red = TR
TR = Winning
Winning = Coke
Coke = TR

that is all.

[Stew]

Nc are skilled players , Tr are spray and preyers , Vs are disco dancers !

[RoninAfro]

Why? You need a therapist? Oh....you're N.C. I'm very sorry

/Smacktalk

Sometimes you need professional help to understand why TR is so bad. It just doesn't come naturally to the NC.

/ohsnap

[Xaine]

There is some fucking awful smack-talk going on here.

Also,

Lasers > all.

[Sledgecrushr]

Im gonna pave Auraxi with dead rebels and alien wannabes. TR FTW!

[PantherModern]

~~~

Vanu has high-tech but a low IQ
And the republic will brainwash you
Freedom is our future, rebellion is our power
Fighting for our freedom, this Conglomerate is New.

~~~

#factionslam

[Eyeklops]

There is some fucking awful smack-talk going on here.

Also,

Lasers > all.
This

[Neurotoxin]

TR are so dumb that they accept pay in old Earth credits.
NC are so dumb that they accept pay in New Conglomerbucks
VS share resources evenly and equitably among our population, because we have advanced beyond the need for currency.

TR have an angular logo and all their armor is round
NC have a round logo and all their gear is bulky and angular
VS logo is geometric, and matches the curves and ridges of our armor.
Sorry other empires, T Ray decided your logos don't get to match the rest of your aesthetic.

Okay maybe I can do better....

TR soldiers eat poop because their government declares it
NC soldiers eat poop because they don't have any real food around
VS have advanced food production systems, and feed all their own soldiers AND all hungry civilians from every empire. Your family thanks us, poop-eater.

TR wish they had pulsars, NC wish they had lancers.

...just not feelin' it right now.

[Eyeklops]

My laser shoots straight, My laser shoots true.
Easily killing the reds and the blues.
You can be heavy hitting, or spew bullets like a fool.
I'll still bend you over, and make you look like a tool.

Your Jackhammer can't phase me, your MCG is a joke.
My Lasher will own you, awww don't cry little bloke.
When you see barney coming, it's now time to run.
I'll put my beamer up your ass, and pull the trigger for fun.

We have the Triad for precision, and the Ghosts for strength.
You have no outfits worth mentioning, they are all a waste.

AlienMouse will own you in the funniest of ways.
Demoman keeps you running and hiding for days.
Jakaul is out hunting and always in style, he'll kill you ease and then crack a smile.
Mirror's the man you know doesn't miss, with Dart by his side giving out the death kiss.
Anti-Velocity will stop you dead in your tracks, then Venom will laugh and snap all your backs.
The Purrfectstorm is about to roll in, and light your ass up because she is all win.
Fourty on the six will cut you in two, you'll wish you were never ever blue.

The beta opens soon and we are prepared, go get your goggles because you look kinda scared.
Hide in a Vanny or cower in a Scat, NONE of that will save you.
We are the best, and that's that.

[Eyeklops]

Shit, I just realized that NC and TR are not into things like science, math, and reading like us Vanu. I find it sad many of them won't be able to read my lovely poem due to atrophy in the left cerebral hemisphere.

[onwee]

You are all very bad at playing video games.

Smack. Down.

[Rabb]

Nc are skilled players , Tr are spray and preyers , Vs are disco dancers !

Yeh coz triple barrelled shotguns are all about accuracy. :eek:

Better red then dead
Loyalty Until Death
:trrocks:

[Captain1nsaneo]

Nc are skilled players , Tr are spray and preyers , Vs are disco dancers !

Don't feel bad, you can dance too! Just takes a little rope and the bumper of a thresher and you'll be dancing all about.

[Sabot]

Roses are red, violets are blue
and so are the TR and NC too

And fragile like blossom, they have to play possum
So not to attract the faction that's awesome

'Cause if they ever do, I can tell you
The Vanu will chew them into a stew

With lashers and lancers, and with kung fu
There is no one that we can not subdue

So retreat to your bubble, we'll eventually break through
And spank you purple, with staves of bamboo

For you do not share our world view
And for that yout destruction will surely ensue

We feel no remorse, screw you
We'll meet you on the battlefield, I bid you adeiu

[Canaris]

So's your face :p

/thread to a TR victory

[Sledgecrushr]

Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
The NC and VS suck

[Eyeklops]

Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
The NC and TR suck
Best one evar.

Tr need all those bullets cause' they can't see shit.
NC are just compensating for a little dick.

[fudpex]

The sneak attack,
coming up from the back,
got the cloak on lock,
so I can put you in the sack.

All over Auraxis,
sniping down all of your MAXes,
Me and T-RAY be killin you fools,
returning your ass like taxes.

Technology equals might,
all you wanna do is fight,
with your toys that shoot bullets,
when we hold the light.

making you see the light.

One thing you will never see,
One thing you can never be,
Is the Strength in brotherhood,
That exists in Vanu Sovereignty.

*drops the mic*

[RavenUSC3]

VS know where they got their suits, and it sure wasn't from the men's department.

[Marinealver]

Listen UP all you, Barney is gonna have and Elmo Enchilada for lunch then finish it off with a Smurf Sunday for desert.

[Sledgecrushr]

The blood god sits on a brass throne, atop a slowly growing mountain of VS and NC skulls.
Surrounded by a lake of blood..

[Rabb]

http://api.*********/files/hntGIPltIXN9SQ7X7mJqx8RXwrLTXORfXxHPfKikcE3FnJ8pm6 S0D-hpDDgeYY2Io4MWysZSMvn1tNBLD4RipkVNs-vUi2fL/71177_196469414565_7534345_n.jpg

[kaffis]

There is some fucking awful smack-talk going on here.

Also,

Lasers > all.
I'll see your pew pew and raise you a BOO-BOO-BOOM! BOOM!

[jboom]

since I dont see one here- I use to be part of the NC but the I took a laser to the knee...

[Sentrosi]

Hey Barney! Laser tag is that-a-way ------>
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/invitationbox_2204_5713594324
Just go back to your playpens and we'll let you out when you're ready, ok?

[Ailos]

The TR's strategy in this thread seems to resemble their field strategy quite a bit: Just throw a bunch of shit out there and hope some of it lands in the right place.

The VS just sit in their labs breeding unicorns most of the time, and that's fine by me (they're free to do what they want in the same way I'm free to do what I want), I just don't want to see their dumbass in front of me.

[RawketLawnchair]

The VS just sit in their labs breeding unicorns most of the time,

Lol, unicorns.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NNJ_93KS4Hw/TELzo6hj4lI/AAAAAAAACnQ/UKK1ph3sfeE/s1600/exterface_unicorn_03.jpg
also
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-halo-dog-pew.jpg

[Canaris]

The TR's strategy in this thread seems to resemble their field strategy quite a bit: Just throw a bunch of shit out there and hope some of it lands in the right place.

The VS just sit in their labs breeding unicorns most of the time, and that's fine by me (they're free to do what they want in the same way I'm free to do what I want), I just don't want to see their dumbass in front of me.

and the NC strategy is.... oh yeah you ain't got one, abstract thought obviously not a requirement for NC recruitment.

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLM80mbFhM3WndlxoHpRt5aHAYHilMB blt4tRLPKOf_blvosqTYA

[Khrakhan]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/104/1/5/Planetside_by_Kai_S.jpg

That's the result of breeding TR with NC

[Rago]

Im sorry to disappoint you Guys, but The whole Map will be Purple Again and you wont get out or your Base, because all you base belongs to us !


:trsucks::ncsucks::vsrocks:

[ThermalReaper]

TR: They are taking our base! Everyone hurry and spray bullets! SPRAY EVERYWHERE!

NC: They are taking our base! Everyone hurry and take 5 minutes to pull a jackhammer out of your butt!

VS: We're taking the base.
TR:They're taking the base!
NC:Affirmative.
VS: Affirmative YOUR ASS we've taken the base.

[Forsaken One]

I hate to tell you all this but.....

NC's heads are going up TR's asses, TR's heads are going up VS's asses, and VS drew the short straw cause their heads are going up our ass.



We are Black Ops.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

Expect us.

[willaguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjLG92qXfSg

Purple always wins, even if you are Charlie Murphy!

[IgloGlass]

I would smack-talk but I'm too afraid someone from the NC will start crying.

[Nephilimuk]

NC and TR for the good of humanity get into the Van, you are both walking Soylent Green

[ThermalReaper]

Also, you know TR weaponry is amazing when the intel video highlights is "Detachable Box magazine".

[greenberetdelta]

NC= Filthy anarchist, greedy laissez faire capitalists and terrorists

VS= Xenos sympathizers, would see humanities destruction and too dependent on xenos tech

^ Both of them against Terra our fatherland

TR= Brought unity and order to all of mankind.

[Otleaz]

I think my signature speaks for itself, looking forward to killing all the TR scum! :groovy:

I always thought you were TR because of your sig.

The TR is doing a "haters be hatin" dance while an NC looks at him.