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MrVicchio
2003-03-10, 05:20 PM
Ananova:

Couple in hospital after oral sex accident

A couple have reportedly ended up in hospital after painfully finding out that oral sex and cooking don't mix.

The woman is said to have bitten the man's penis after he spilt hot oil on her back as she performed the sex act while he made pancakes.

It is the second similar accident in Romania in two years. In November 2000, Ananova reported how the same thing happened to a couple in Bucharest as a man was frying chips.

The embarrassed young couple in the latest episode have asked doctors in Craiova not to reveal their identities.

The man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back and an injury in her head.

A paramedic says the surprised man hit her on the head with the pan after his penis was bitten, reports Romania's Editie de Oltenia newspaper. They were both allowed home after treatment.

Unfortunately for Virgil Cures, who was reportedly injured in the first incident, his girlfriend Ana bit through his penis and doctors had to spend four hours rebuilding the damaged organ.

The hospital is staying tightlipped about who the couple involved in the latest incident were.

Dr Andrei Pana, a hospital spokesman, told Ananova: "If our patients specifically request confidentiality regarding their cases, we have nothing to do but to respect that. What happens here is considered a professional secret and anyone who thinks his right was not respected can sue us."


Story filed: 15:27 Friday 19th April 2002

Hamma
2003-03-10, 05:24 PM
:ugh:

Arshune
2003-03-10, 05:28 PM
What made them think nudity+hot oil=good idea?

Lexington_Steele
2003-03-10, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Arshune
What made them think nudity+hot oil=good idea?
If you are going to be making pancakes, you might as well be getting a blowjob. :)

�io
2003-03-10, 05:40 PM
If you are going to be making pancakes, you might as well be getting a blowjob.

:lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

Mtx
2003-03-10, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by MrVicchio
Ananova:

Couple in hospital after oral sex accident

A couple have reportedly ended up in hospital after painfully finding out that oral sex and cooking don't mix.



That's as far as I got before I ran away from my computer screaming.

Khronos
2003-03-10, 06:18 PM
well i believe this smiley is appropriate: :chomp:

snowwolfe
2003-03-10, 06:54 PM
I got to the first line |Couple hospitalized after oral sex accident | before i started laughin my ass off. I guess the people didnt think of the possibilities that oral sex plus hot oild while making pancakes could be dangerous EX. Spills hot oil on her back, what is the persons first reaction? to clench there teeth! causing this to happen.
8======:chomp:=> OUCH! that would hurt :sick: but it was funny!
:rofl:

Sputty
2003-03-10, 07:08 PM
:ugh: That's bad...

Squeeky
2003-03-10, 07:08 PM
omfg, OUCH!!!

War Mongrel
2003-03-10, 08:56 PM
Sure gives new meaning to the phrase: "That sucks..." :D