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Shott
2012-05-23, 03:48 PM
I follow a few games journalists on Twitter. Two journalists from Joystiq happened to post a few pictures on Twitter that I think you guys might find interesting.

https://twitter.com/JessConditt/status/205381082928001024/photo/1

https://twitter.com/Sliwinski/status/205376012895272961/photo/1

Note the lovely Elmo printed on them.

Hold onto your butts?!

KTNApollo
2012-05-23, 03:57 PM
Sign of Beta™ because we're going to shit our pants? Dunno...

Kurtz
2012-05-23, 04:07 PM
because you will not leave your chair.

I would love to get my two year old a box of those....Higby?

Red Beard
2012-05-23, 04:11 PM
I think a box of tissues and 12 months of Zoloft would be more appropriate for this community.

Cheerful as always I see, lol

NivexQ
2012-05-23, 04:18 PM
brb gonna go knock up some chick so i can have a baby in time for planetside 2 release

Sabrak
2012-05-23, 05:06 PM
Omg seriously? :lol:

BlazingSun
2012-05-23, 05:29 PM
I was impressed like everyone,
When man began to fly,
Out of earthly regions,
To planets in the sky.
With total media coverage,
We watched the heros land,
As ceremoniously
They disturbed the cosmic sand.

In awe with admiration,
We listened to the talk.
Such pride felt they,
Such joy to be
Upon the moon to walk.
My romantic vision shattered,
When it was explained to me,
Spacemen wear old diapers
In which they shit and pee.

MgFalcon
2012-05-23, 06:42 PM
I believe this is the standard issue for Terran Republic infants.

Clearly the source of why we refer to the TR as Elmo's :lol:

Gogita
2012-05-23, 06:47 PM
K... that's weird :huh:

Red Beard
2012-05-23, 06:50 PM
Not sure if saying "So exciting you'll loose bowel control",

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg

Or "Something to wipe your butt with"...

Brusi
2012-05-23, 07:10 PM
Those are adult diapers for Terran Republic snipers.

cellinaire
2012-05-23, 09:18 PM
Ohh...

Is that what NC soljas use to shit when they confront fearsome VS soldiers in the battlefield? =)

Captain1nsaneo
2012-05-23, 10:59 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/1qlx8i.jpg

Being prepared is nothing to be ashamed about.

Sentrosi
2012-05-23, 11:14 PM
Too bad my kids are out of diapers.
I'd be buying NC and VS diapers. I'd relish it every time one of my babies took a dump in one. Hell, I might just have fed them Indian food JUST to see the mess they'd make of their logos.

The smell would be a small price to pay to see their logos defecated upon.

Xaine
2012-05-23, 11:28 PM
This thread terrifies me.

Skepsiis
2012-05-23, 11:41 PM
I was impressed like everyone,
When man began to fly,
Out of earthly regions,
To planets in the sky.
With total media coverage,
We watched the heros land,
As ceremoniously
They disturbed the cosmic sand.

In awe with admiration,
We listened to the talk.
Such pride felt they,
Such joy to be
Upon the moon to walk.
My romantic vision shattered,
When it was explained to me,
Spacemen wear old diapers
In which they shit and pee.

Star One-Intergalactic Laxative - YouTube

SKYeXile
2012-05-24, 01:29 AM
I think a box of tissues and 12 months of Zoloft would be more appropriate for this community.

QFT.

Xyntech
2012-05-24, 06:35 AM
I... uh... huh. Wow.

Is this a sign of beta, or of Armageddon?

SKYeXile
2012-05-24, 06:59 AM
I... uh... huh. Wow.

Is this a sign of beta, or of Armageddon?

As games get closer to beta and release, forums to tend to implode. upto the point where you have server forums, then its all over im afraid.

Shogun
2012-05-24, 01:04 PM
Too bad my kids are out of diapers.
I'd be buying NC and VS diapers. I'd relish it every time one of my babies took a dump in one. Hell, I might just have fed them Indian food JUST to see the mess they'd make of their logos.

The smell would be a small price to pay to see their logos defecated upon.

maybe morto can make you a "3factions one cup" video ;)

Shogun
2012-05-24, 01:10 PM
oops doublepost.

duomaxwl
2012-05-24, 03:36 PM
Lol diapers.
If you don't have a toilet-recliner and a mini-fridge/microwave ready for Planetside 2 beta, you're doing it wrong.

Crazyduckling
2012-05-24, 04:57 PM
Those Elmo diapers are definitely TR. They'll need them, especially if the NC kick their asses in a giant air raid like in the latest video.

Ieyasu
2012-05-24, 05:55 PM
yeah wonder if they found some smurfs and barney diapers to print the ps2 logo onto as well? would be cool to hand out the different ones at e3.

ArcIyte
2012-05-25, 09:27 AM
I've always preferred socks myself