*WARNING* Zombie Attack in Miami

[MgFalcon]

My roommate posted this on twitter and I immediately jumped out of bed in preparation for the impending Zombie Attack!

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/29/naked-man-chews-other-guys-face-shot-dead-by-cops/

But seriously, this is how a zombie holocaust starts...

[Zulthus]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[RawketLawnchair]

I've got my shotgun and baseball bats ready.

[Red Beard]

I have the picture of the guy if you guys want to see him...It's pretty gruesome though...moderators; is there any problem with that?

[RawketLawnchair]

Just google it, its already there.

[duomaxwl]

Surprisingly, the pictures didn't bother me. I think it's because he looks so non-human now, my brain doesn't make the connection that it's real. It's really a sad situation though. :(

[Graywolves]

Surprisingly, the pictures didn't bother me. I think it's because he looks so non-human now, my brain doesn't make the connection that it's real. It's really a sad situation though. :(

Yeah I had no issues looking at the picture at all either.


And Falcon this happened like 2 days ago. I've already moved up north in the mountains with my shack and food supplies and 5 women to repopulate the Earth.

Gotta be faster on this if you want to survive the impending apocalypse.


PS- I've done none of those things. I am not the least bit prepared for zombies, I'm just going to wing it.

[Aaramus]

You guys have only just started preparing? I've been planning for an outbrake for years!

[Goku]

I scanned over a creepy article of a mother killing her 3 month old baby and eating its brains yesterday. Sickening and she swears the devil made her do it. Time to go get more shotgun ammo.

[Electrofreak]

How about that "zombie children" outbreak in Africa that's making kids become incoherent, wander aimlessly, and light fires?

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/world/africa/uganda-nodding-disease/index.html

[Graywolves]

I scanned over a creepy article of a mother killing her 3 month old baby and eating its brains yesterday. Sickening and she swears the devil made her do it. Time to go get more shotgun ammo.

How about that "zombie children" outbreak in Africa that's making kids become incoherent, wander aimlessly, and light fires?

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/world/africa/uganda-nodding-disease/index.html

The movies did not prepare us for this...

[Ailos]

What still does kind of irk me is the fact that most zombie holocausts start out when humans fucked something up either with a disease or a drug to cure one. They're saying his reaction was an result of a drug - albeit recreational but a drug nonetheless. *shudders*

[Graywolves]

Did anyone hear about that guy in New Jersey who cut his stomach open and threw his own intestines at Police when they entered his home?

[Windmill]

I scanned over a creepy article of a mother killing her 3 month old baby and eating its brains yesterday. Sickening and she swears the devil made her do it. Time to go get more shotgun ammo.

Now THAT is nightmare-inspiring.

Did anyone hear about that guy in New Jersey who cut his stomach open and threw his own intestines at Police when they entered his home?

Okay.. THAT is pretty nightmare-inspiring as well.

:( Life is pretty fucked up.

[Ailos]

Did anyone hear about that guy in New Jersey who cut his stomach open and threw his own intestines at Police when they entered his home?

I think that guy was playing a little too much Left 4 Dead.

Also, here's a cool little tid bit of information I came by just now:

Google Trend results are, as we all know, a good indicator of the "collective conciousness" and can sometimes predict what will happen in the near future.

http://t.co/qumsIAws

[MgFalcon]

My roommate has been tracking this for the past week - she made a reddit thing with a list of all the "zombie" attacks... the sad thing is, is that I'm actually starting to believe shit is hitting the fan and a zombie apocalypse is going to happen... think of it, this is how it starts out

http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/uczhs/media_warns_of_zombie_outbreak_in_fl/

[Ailos]

My roommate has been tracking this for the past week - she made a reddit thing with a list of all the "zombie" attacks... the sad thing is, is that I'm actually starting to believe shit is hitting the fan and a zombie apocalypse is going to happen... think of it, this is how it starts out

http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/uczhs/media_warns_of_zombie_outbreak_in_fl/

Was actually watching the news and heard the guy's family talking about it, saying "It was his body, but not his soul." And I thought to myself "Yeah, that's what all relatives of zombies say."

[Firefly]

http://www.facebook.com/zcomflick

[MyMeatStick]

http://static.globalgrind.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_images_540/images/2012_june/lqp79.jpg

It has begun.

[Baneblade]

What still does kind of irk me is the fact that most zombie holocausts start out when humans fucked something up either with a disease or a drug to cure one. They're saying his reaction was an result of a drug - albeit recreational but a drug nonetheless. *shudders*

And don't forget the druggies were always blamed until great aunt jemima joined in on the fun.

[Graywolves]

http://static.globalgrind.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_images_540/images/2012_june/lqp79.jpg

It has begun.

Not sure if shopped...

Not going to google search for verify.

[Neurotoxin]

Its bogus. LQP-79 does not exist. (http://globalgrind.com/news/lqp-79-virus-zombie-rudy-eugene-cannibal-attack-in-miami-details)

It was most likely those nasty bath salts.

[Baneblade]

Wait... wasn't the homeless man the victim?

[Neurotoxin]

Yeah, the dude who attacked him was crazy on bath salts. Those things scare me, I wouldn't mess around with them. Basically like bathing in speed.

[Hamma]

Man the human race really is trying hard to create a real zombie apocalypse arent they? :lol:

[Geist]

Man the human race really is trying hard to create a real zombie apocalypse arent they? :lol:

TBH I'm surprised more people aren't trying to create a real zombie virus with the amount of zombie survival enthusiasts out there.

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