Who wants a beta key?

[Bazilx]

Ok, here is the game people. I have a beta key I don't need, for the first time in my life I have all the power and you are all my pawns in my little game of life.

Now, seeing as how you are all on different continents I feel a battle royale sort of contest where I place you all on an island with a randomly chosen weapon and have you fight to survive is pretty implausible.

Instead I have decided that the best way to choose who is most well suited to recieve this key is the person who writes the most hateful message about me! Like how I am being a horrible person for making a game out of this instead of just giving it away to someone who deserves it and how you don't even want the key and anyone can get it easily and as such this is a stupid thread, wins!

Whoever is the best Hater of me by the time I get to work tomorrow wins!

WELCOME! TO THE PLAYER HATERS BALL!

http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/imported_images/sectalk.com/HatersBall_large2-1.jpg

[ArmedZealot]

You don't happen to be a bittervet do you? If you are then I'm the right man for this.

[Nax]

You suck, key please.

[Envenom]

http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/die_in_fire.jpg

[Top Sgt]

hate hate hate hate hate

i don't need a key.. but had to comment the player hater's ball is hillarious

"next ..... interupts me is gettin shot"

"pitbull"


Nice job being creative bro..

[Bazilx]

He doesn't actually have a beta key, he just wants to see people get banned. How could this not be obvious?

That's the spirit!

[MyMeatStick]

I shudder to write this name; this pox, this word from hell, this utterence this Bazilx. You volumous pile of pavement scrapings. Kennel floors are littered with faecal entities more deserving of dignity than yourself. You are so nauseatingly dim you probably haven't the least idea why I have been moved to vent my feelings, however, delicately, concerning your snivelling existence. I care more about the gunge behind my big toenail than I care for you. At least the microbial life in the former has not systematically set out to bring despair and suffering to the peoples of the world. The only constructive suggestion I can make to you is that you end it all now in the hope, albeit vain hope, that your soul re-enters the world in something more useful, more meaningful, and not nearly so unpleasant. If you cut your losses now, and exit this mortal coil you could return as say, a leech or a slug. I of course, will have the salt ready. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. The worst insult that can be hurled at you in some cultures is to signify that your mother was a pig. But I only feel an immense, overwhelming sorrow for the sad sow that begat you. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. Physically, mentally, socially, even aesthetically, you are quite simply disgusting. To hear you snorting you way through what you imagine to be social discourse is to know that language has done nothing for the advancement of this species. How you managed to survive childhood without a close relative slowly and deliberately pressing their thumbs against your throat had me baffled for a long time. And then I realised: halitosis. May all the evils, poxes, pestilences, plagues, woes, travails, miseries and calamities of the world rain down upon your undeserving, snot-snogged self.

Also, I hate you for making me do this for a BETA key :mad:

[sylphaen]

I laugh at anyone really trying to get a key this way ! Do we really need more entertainment of this genre on PSU ? You could at least have made this thread about PS related themes such as BFRs, driver/gunners, ammo and other favorite-of-the-crowd variations.
:lol:

But at least, I have to concede you are doing an interesting social experiment; even though CoD kiddies will always win these trash-talk contests daily without even asking for rewards or being asked their opinion.

In the end, we all know the results of your thread though: it's been confirmed a long time ago that there will always be people whoring out for beta keys. Even SOE makes them do it already on facebook in front of their friends for gold magshots !
:rolleyes:

Edit: did you pick hater's ball image on the BF forums DICE just closed down ? Or was it sent through the Planetside mail system from a trashtalk hater loser scattermax 4th empire hopper ?

[ArmedZealot]

I laugh at anyone really trying to get a key this way ! Do we really need more entertainment of this genre on PSU ? You could at least have made this thread about PS related themes such as BFRs, driver/gunners, ammo and other favorite-of-the-crowd variations.
:lol:


I'm just in it for the lols myself.

[Dagron]

Dear Bazilx,

You sir, are a gentleman and a poet: i applaud you!

[JHendy]

You don't happen to be a bittervet do you? If you are then I'm the right man for this.

You overrate your ability to cause offence.

Meatstick, you have a talent.

[Bazilx]

Edit: did you pick hater's ball image on the BF forums DICE just closed down?

Google images after I got the idea.


Meatstick, you have a talent.

A talent for copying and pasting, hatefully. But cheating is the most hateful of competition participation.

[sylphaen]

Google images after I got the idea.

Aw... Come on ! This was not up to the standards expected from the first post ! Bazil, you're NOT delivering right there. Come on !
:)

FUEL HATRED ! EXUDE RAGE ! INCITE MURDER ! FOSTER RAMPAAAAAGE !!!
:furious:

BLOOD DEATH AND CHAOS !
:flamemad:

(et merde à celui qui lira :D)

[ArmedZealot]

You overrate your ability to cause offence

Tell MrBloodWorth and WildVS that.

[Timey]

I've got 2 vet accounts. Hate me, you idiot.

[sylphaen]

I've got 2 vet accounts. Hate me, you idiot.

So you were one of the guys dual-boxing because you had no friends ? Or did you just get rid of your friend when you realized he was not useful anymore and held a valuable vet account for PS2 ?
;)

[JHendy]

Tell MrBloodWorth and WildVS that.

Insert 'looks like we've got a badass over here' meme. :lol:

http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/woooooah+_c301a917e0197780d6680f8161400804.jpg

[MyMeatStick]

A talent for copying and pasting, hatefully. But cheating is the most hateful of competition participation.

That was a masterpiece of hatefulness, you underestimate my power youngling.

[ArmedZealot]

Insert 'looks like we've got a badass over here' meme. :lol:

:D Me and you could get along.

[Grognard]

Whoever is the best Hater of me by the time I get to work tomorrow wins!

WELCOME! TO THE PLAYER HATERS BALL!


I my best Steve Martin:

"YOU... are the can..." :D

The Jerk - Oil Cans - YouTube

[Timey]

So you were one of the guys dual-boxing because you had no friends ? Or did you just get rid of your friend when you realized he was not useful anymore and held a valuable vet account for PS2 ?
;)

Nah, just forgot my secret question answer to my original account and said fuck it and bought the game again back in '05 ;(

e: and support just couldn't help me until some time later and now I've got them both accounts.

[JHendy]

:D Me and you could get along.

I feel like this is the beginning of something beautiful!

[Craftyatom]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/696/1180719571107vc4yq2.jpg

just sayin'.

[ArmedZealot]

I feel like this is the beginning of something beautiful!

http://jayannc.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/aladdin_jasmine_carpet.jpg
Me and you ***.

Bloodworth and WVS can be the swan/stork/heron things.

[JHendy]

http://jayannc.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/aladdin_jasmine_carpet.jpg
Me and you ***.

Bloodworth and WVS can be the swans.

Question is: Do you have enough hormone pills to get your breasts that big?

[ArmedZealot]

Question is: Do you have enough hormone pills to get your breasts that big?

That hurts. I didn't think they were that small.

I still haven't seen your balls yet though.

[Grognard]

That hurts. I didn't think they were that small.

I still haven't seen your balls yet though.


:rofl::rofl:

[JHendy]

That hurts. I didn't think they were that small.

I still haven't seen your balls yet though.

And you never will! We're finished.

edit:

:rofl::rofl:

Wow, Grognard, It doesn't take much amuse you, does it? Have you ever heard of Dane Cook? I think you'd love him.

[NMnine]

You! You insignificant maggot! What a joke. Revolting. Face of a toad, body of a scarecrow and penis of an ant. Did you use yogurt instead of shampoo again? Because your hair looks like shit. Makeup is for women, asshole, and practice staying inside the fucking lines of a coloring book before putting on that tranny lipstick next time.

The violent fits of public rage that erupts whenever you emerge from your "incest cavern" are most entertaining, as was your mothers reaction the first time she saw you: Cascade vomiting, diarrhoea and shouting. All at the same time.

I would like to know if you have at any point had any activity in your sand-grain sized brain that did not result in you licking a window. I'm genuinely curious. Does your mother still wipe your ass after you take a shit too? Bet she does. Btw have you always been a nazi? I heard you're a necrophiliac and I am not surprised. The chances of you landing a partner that is even breathing, much less a human, is i'd say roughly one divided by infinity. Corpses dont count so you're still a virgin.

I know mental retardation runs in your family but cannibalsim is not hereditary. Stick to munching dried roadkill for now and you might stay out of prison a day or two. Was it the left or right half of your brain that was missing? I forget.

How old are you anyway? Its hard to tell because your skin looks like a blob of mashed up raisins dated sometime in the BCs but mentally you are like a one year old: Can ALMOST say a few words but everything you say is completely pointless and everyone who heard it just gets annoyed by the noises you make.

Anyway, this was fun.. we must do it again.. altough i hope you will never get the time to read this since i spend every concious moment hoping for your death. Toodeloo!

PS. You're a bed-wetter.

[TeaReks]

FOAD

[Jownzorz]

Bazil,

You are pure scum. You are everything I hate. I am a veteran of this great community and it is people like you that continue to bog it down with this bullshit. I hope that once beta is released, a band of thugs comes in your house, destroys your computer, ties you up and rapes you violently until you beg for death. I hope your entire family contracts aids and that they die off one by one, as to weaken the spirits of those soon to pass. And as you reach the gates of heaven, I pray you and your entire family are plummeted in to the fiery pits of hell, where they will all be subjected to violent lashings for eternity.

You are the cancer of this community. You do not deserve a spot in any aspect of this game. Your cruel taunting of new members will not be tolerated. I swear if you make the foolish decision to step foot in to this game, I will hunt you down. You will regret ever hearing the name Planetside.

[Greeniegriz]

Bazilx, I hope someone steals your identity.

Opposite of cheers,

GG

Sent from my SPH-D710 using Tapatalk 2

[2coolforu]

Just how offensive am I allowed to be?

[DerFurst]

Read this book (http://liquidhotdog.com/shit/text/The%20Vagina%20Ass%20of%20Lucifer%20Niggerbastard% 20-%20By%20Shawn%20Wunjo.pdf) from beginning to end. This sums up my feelings for you.

WARNING: Very explicit language. If you're a young child or faint of heart, do not read this. I am not responsible for any mental scarring that may occur. This book is possbly the greatest offense towards mankind. Do not take anything involved with this book lightly. Moderators, please forgive me for posting this. I've read the FAQ, and this fits in the current rules. However, the rules may need to be modified after reading this.

I'm not kidding about this book. No one other than the OP should read this for sake of their mental health. (if the link gets taken down/I get a warning, I win the bet)

[Pride]

I have something over nine thousand times more hate inspiring than anything any ordinary man can come up with. The lyrics to Justin Beiber's hit song. Take it away JB.

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'
"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we're here together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin' down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/justin-bieber-lyrics/baby-lyrics.html ]
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us who could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound
I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground
But I really wanna see her on a weekend
She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'
And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gone

[JHendy]

On topic: Bazil, Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you.

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food-trough wiper.

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YalKAPIW8BU/TVAa4diQZgI/AAAAAAAAAb0/yZvsfqJ-50k/s1600/holy-grail.jpg

[ChallengeOMatic]

You repugnant wife beating, dyke loving, man whore. I have always hated you and made it my life's vocation to destroy your every hope and dream. I won't stoops as low as some of these other fools who spend too much time writing their little "hate" messages. Those wimpy c*ck pirates are secretly your fans trying to get into your (over used) pants. The fact that you would give out a beta key to one of them will only prove that your lips are firmly stuck onto their disco sticks. I won't sugar coat this for you princess, so i'll make it quick... I want to send your morbidly obese ass to your well earned place in the torture chamber and cut off the two peas you call balls and feed them to the pigs so that no child is born with your mentally retarded genes. I will then proceed to stick the tiny little worm in a blender and see if it blends (the oh-so-gooey remains will be fed to you). The series of events that come after these mild appetizers are so mind shockingly horryfying and mentally disturbing, that to put them on the web would be against the law in 32 countries. I shall let you discover the continuation of these generous bludgeonings and humiliating mutilations, when I come by your house and take you, and your family, on a little road trip... to HELL :evil:

[ChallengeOMatic]

PS: Keep in mind this is all a work of fiction... Or is it? :flamemad:

[Bazilx]

Thank you all for participating in this years annual Player Haters Ball.

There are several good entries, me and my panel of judges will sift through the contributions this afternoon (Still time for one or 2 last minute entries) as I get home from work.

The award ceremony will be held at exactly 20:00 GMT (7 hours 3 minutes from now) and I will in this thread announce the most vicious hater of 2012 and reward that person with a beta-key.

Thank you again, you've all touched my heart. The guys who used my actual name of Bazil instead of Bazilx gets bonuspoints. . . Or I will deduct them points because it's more hateful to use Bazilx, not sure yet.

[Cuross]

Lol, I wonder if there is any time left.... You all know that silly little stupid game that people played sometimes? You know the one. Just "the game". Where you think about the game and you lost and you have to tell people when you lost the game? :P

Hate? :P

I know, lol, juvenile and otherwise lame. I hate even having come into this thread to see how to get a Beta key! :cry: Give its to usss precioussss!

[Bazilx]

Thank you one and all! We finally come to the decision.

Many good entries and a hard choice to be sure! However me and my panel have chosen, and we feel the person we have chosen has won due to several reasons, the main one being his hating was relevant to the subject and the victim, not non-descript hating but targeting specific character flaws and weaknesses.

So without further ado...

The winner of the 2012 Player Haters Ball Is... (http://postimage.org/image/442cl5n4l/)

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!! HATE HATE! HATE HATE HATE!

Now the hater may post a hateful screenshot of his Planetside 2 status reading "active" or he may hatefully decide we're not worth the time.

[Jownzorz]

I would first like to thank all of the shitty people in my life that have made me so jaded, allowing me to muster up the hate for this post. Bazil, you will always have a special place in my hate chamber.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s720x720/543333_10151024327381095_1578765750_n.jpg

[p0intman]

I hate Bazilx so much that he isn't even worth a post. Infact, I've gone too far already.

[Bazilx]

I hate Bazilx so much that he isn't even worth a post. Infact, I've gone too far already.

The contest is over now, now it's just hurtful.

[JHendy]

I hate Bazilx so much that he isn't even worth a post. Infact, I've gone too far already.

What the hell man? That's slightly uncalled for isn't it?

[Reborn]

lol love ur sig congrats. I was not nearly creative enough to post anything. You did well sir

[p0intman]

The contest is over now, now it's just hurtful.
vOv I didn't read second or third page. You probably shouldn't take it personally, given neither of us know one another.

[Bazilx]

vOv I didn't read second or third page. You probably shouldn't take it personally, given neither of us know one another.

How can I not take it seriously? You saying I'm not WORTH a post isn't serious enough? My mother when I was young said I wasn't worth her time either and then she left me and my dad. What the hell is wrong with you?