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Pella
2012-06-18, 02:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBmlQXO7AE8

Dont take it to heart...

robocpf1
2012-06-18, 02:42 PM
I like wizards.

MasterCalaelen
2012-06-18, 03:00 PM
We were actually talking about WeAre and his love for arrow keys in our HQ just the other day, it's scary!

rpxtoreador
2012-06-18, 03:20 PM
Thats some of the funniest s**t ive seen in a while.
thanks!

UnknownDT
2012-06-18, 03:21 PM
LOL I had a good laugh. We will take it easier on you in PS2 though :P

Mirror
2012-06-18, 03:59 PM
lol good work, so many direct quotes it's almost like you have been on our mumble for the past few weeks.

Ale
2012-06-18, 04:32 PM
Historically inaccurate: Ironmole would never touch a woman.

Pella
2012-06-18, 04:37 PM
lol good work, so many direct quotes it's almost like you have been on our mumble for the past few weeks.

Some good banter. All in the name of planetside.

IronMole
2012-06-18, 04:39 PM
Historically inaccurate: Ironmole would never touch a woman.

I've told you Ale! You're not my type! ;)

Figment
2012-06-18, 04:39 PM
*sits cloaked in corner of DT HQ holding up a giggle - hacks CC* :3

jakaul
2012-06-18, 05:19 PM
Hah, that's pretty good!

DemoMan
2012-06-18, 05:35 PM
This actually seems some what accurate.

Espion
2012-06-18, 05:42 PM
New recruitment video for PS2

Checowsky
2012-06-18, 06:29 PM
Swap the German for Scottish, HQ for Mumble and you've got it down.


That was a good laugh, gg chaps :lol:

OneStepAhed
2012-06-18, 07:03 PM
The overpowered MCG bit ending with "Mirror, i aim with the arrow keys" :rofl:

brilliant

alienmoose
2012-06-18, 07:30 PM
man i could beat you up if you had 1000 knives

Crator
2012-06-18, 08:29 PM
Good stuff! :rofl:

Espion
2012-06-18, 09:16 PM
The best part is that most people that watch this are probably asking themselves "What's wrong with unimax, bfr, and SA???"

Pella
2012-06-19, 03:26 AM
The best part is that most people that watch this are probably asking themselves "What's wrong with unimax, bfr, and SA???"

Lol so true. This could of been aimed at any outfit really.

I am glad you guys where mature enough to take it well.

Meatball Mobeus
2012-06-19, 08:08 AM
Wow.. Its been along time since I've even thought about Weare and the rest of you Delta Triad types...

Can't wait to see you guys in PS2!

drsomewhere
2012-06-19, 12:46 PM
Should have used the Jizz in My Pants video imo

Pella
2012-06-26, 03:42 AM
To much fun, Il look at the jizzed in my pants video and see what i can do.

JayX
2012-07-02, 09:09 AM
It's "their" not "there" in the form that you used it.. Fix that please.. :)

http://inkingit.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/there_their_theyre_poster-p228871059319928973t5wm_400.jpg

ringring
2012-07-02, 10:25 AM
Very good. :)

DirtyBird
2012-07-02, 10:29 AM
I have never heard of the outfits/ppl mentioned but that was some funny shit, well done :lol:

DOUBLEXBAUGH
2012-07-02, 10:43 AM
This ranks up there with "21 Days Without Planetside" as one of the greatest PS vids ever made!


On a related note, who remembers the Fanta threads? :rofl:

Hamma
2012-07-02, 10:51 AM
Some great fights against DT Last night!

JayX
2012-07-02, 11:45 AM
Ha.. Yesterday/Last night was quality..

Pella
2012-07-02, 11:57 AM
It's "their" not "there" in the form that you used it.. Fix that please.. :)

http://inkingit.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/there_their_theyre_poster-p228871059319928973t5wm_400.jpg


http://www.memecreator.net/creepy-wonka/showimage.php/20338/Really%3F-I-don%27t-give-a-fuck.jpg

JayX
2012-07-02, 12:23 PM
Funny ass video.. I just had to find something to give you some shit about! <3 :P

UnknownDT
2012-07-02, 12:29 PM
Pella is serious mode.

Dart
2012-07-02, 12:46 PM
I lol'd. I love that people have started making threads/videos/tributes to us again, just in time for PS2...

Maybe if you guys can establish yourselves and win some fights in game people will do the same for Unleashed! Failing that, you kids can always be our biographers.

Some great fights against DT Last night!

That fight at Xelas was epic. I really didn't think we'd get the base. We only had 12 online at that point and when the base flipped there was immediately an Orange Alert inside. After that you guys over-ran us and although we tried we never kept the Gen up long enough to resecure but it was a great back and forth.

Pella
2012-07-02, 01:24 PM
I lol'd. I love that people have started making threads/videos/tributes to us again, just in time for PS2...

Maybe if you guys can establish yourselves and win some fights in game people will do the same for Unleashed! Failing that, you kids can always be our biographers.

Good come back.......... But this video could of been aimed at any other Maxfit.

robocpf1
2012-07-02, 01:51 PM
Sometimes I wish I had as many MAX users as other outfits.

Dart
2012-07-02, 02:12 PM
Good come back.......... But this video could of been aimed at any other Maxfit.

But you picked ours! It was very sweet and we all had a good laugh. And when/if people start making videos about you guys you'll know someone has finally noticed you!

Pella
2012-07-02, 03:17 PM
But you picked ours! It was very sweet and we all had a good laugh. And when/if people start making videos about you guys you'll know someone has finally noticed you!

Not many people with as much talent or time as me these days. :rolleyes:

IronMole
2012-07-03, 04:23 PM
I lol'd. I love that people have started making threads/videos/tributes to us again, just in time for PS2...

Maybe if you guys can establish yourselves and win some fights in game people will do the same for Unleashed! Failing that, you kids can always be our biographers.


Funny Laughs Compilation 2011 - YouTube
rr
:rolleyes:

XLynxX
2012-07-03, 04:56 PM
But you picked ours! It was very sweet and we all had a good laugh. And when/if people start making videos about you guys you'll know someone has finally noticed you!

Maybe when we use as many MAX's and use tags to recognise each other ;) tehehe <3

JayX
2012-07-03, 05:21 PM
Who are you guys again?

http://www.girvin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/who-are-you-01.jpg

IronMole
2012-07-03, 05:22 PM
Who are you guys again?

I'm sorry, what?

XLynxX
2012-07-03, 08:09 PM
Who are you guys again?

http://www.girvin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/who-are-you-01.jpg

The classic "who are you?" reply. Should pay more attention to the left hand side of the kill spam me thinks, then you'll start to know our names ;). hehe

Pella
2012-07-03, 08:35 PM
The classic "who are you?" reply. Should pay more attention to the left hand side of the kill spam me thinks, then you'll start to know our names ;). hehe

Who is lynx?


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JayX
2012-07-03, 09:35 PM
Who is lynx?


http://thestifledartist.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/imposter.jpg

It's bad when you don't even know each other.. :lol:

How do you expect us to know who the hell ya are..

legendary
2012-07-03, 10:19 PM
It’s good to see the elite player base stirring up shit. Rivalry is a good sign of a strong community.

Dart
2012-07-03, 11:01 PM
It’s good to see the elite player base stirring up shit. Rivalry is a good sign of a strong community.

Unleashed can't be considered elite because they never accomplished anything in PS due to the fact that they arrived to late. They only really appeared after the creation of Gemini. All of the elite groups; AC, Ht, PCP, 1cmm, KOTOR, us, The Overlords, were long dormant by that stage. Obviously that's not their fault. If they're honest I'm sure they'd admit they never fought the groups that went before them. That's why they try to knock us, because they think it lends credibility to the idea that they're a top Outfit. It's the classic ploy of the contender, to verbally denigrate the Champ before a big fight. But no one takes it seriously because we haven't been really active for years.

Again, before any of their super-keen new recruits jump on me, this isn't an attack. You just never faced the necessary level of competition in PS to be considered elite.

Bobby Shaftoe
2012-07-03, 11:29 PM
DT can't be considered elite because they they arrived too late and UMVS already resecured.

Fix'd

Pella
2012-07-04, 03:30 AM
Dart you do understand that 90% of Unleashed are planetside veterans 7 years +?

I understand why you would defend your outfit that's fair enough. Obviously the Unimax comment hit home with you. But seriously Your a terrible player, Hiding behind mediocre players.




Look my Damcheaters.com Account is active, Lets play planetside

Fixed.

Redshift
2012-07-04, 04:14 AM
Heh, that was funny as hell :P

nice one pella

Dart
2012-07-04, 05:33 AM
Hmm I don't think you read my post; you have no idea who or what DT are. You never saw us. You arrived after the party had finished. I'm sorry you can't accept that. I'm also cool that you don't think we're very good. Neither did NIC... (Are you Gunnersmate on an alt???). We definitely need the approval of someone no one's ever heard of; considering we were owning the leaderboards before you guys even knew what PlanetSide was.

As I said, thanks for being so in awe/love with us that you're making movies about us. I love that it has twice as many views than your sorry Outfit video. Perhaps if you create a few more threads like this one you'll get more attention.... worked for NIC.

Vancha
2012-07-04, 05:33 AM
Dart you do understand that 90% of Unleashed are planetside veterans 7 years +?

I understand why you would defend your outfit that's fair enough. Obviously the Unimax comment hit home with you. But seriously Your a terrible player, Hiding behind mediocre players.
His was trashtalk, yours sounded too serious.

Kalbuth
2012-07-04, 05:41 AM
Comparing prime times of outfit in a e-peen contest, when said outfit/members weren't even playing on the same server by that times doesn't make any sense.

That said, hackapella playing the damcheater card on Bobby says 1 thing : Bobby is doing it right! :)

XLynxX
2012-07-04, 05:57 AM
Woah, whats happened to my fun thread? People have turned it like, serious.

Dart much <3, your statement is true in ways, we did arrive after many of the "elite" outfits left. However, during our reign of sexual gentlemen, many of those returned (to at least the same numbers as us) for a few months at a time. I remember times of almost 2 squads of DT a year or so ago, and we still only had ~ 10 people, yet we held our own fine. We faced the hordes of the SYN and Merc teams, TRx when they returned.

And as my dearest child Pella has said, many of the members are from the old "elite" outfits. When many of the old "elite" outfits left, members from them saw us and applied. Not bragging btw, just stating that we didn't all appear at the Gemini merge and then just tell ourselves we know what we are doing in a mirror for hours on end :P. And tho we may never have been in the golden years of PS as an outfit, I would argue that we faced the same competition through-out our 5 years.

Maybe we will never be seen as "elite" by you or anyone else, tbh, we just play the game we want to play, i'm not concerned about what category people put us in. Personally, I know you use the MAXes to wind us up for a laugh, but I kinda do miss thinking to myself "Ah DT are here, this will be a good fight", instead of now where I think "Ah DT are here, better tell everyone to grab pounder". PS2 will be my and our personal challenge :). However, as a side note, lately I haven't seen a DT hack go through when we're on ;).

Dart
2012-07-04, 05:59 AM
Comparing prime times of outfit in a e-peen contest, when said outfit/members weren't even playing on the same server by that times doesn't make any sense.

Uh oh... This man speaks the truth!

Hmm, if only there was a game coming out soon where we could settle these differences (see. put scrubs back in their place). Oh wait.

Words

I'm not going to get into it Lynx because as I've tried to explain to your new recruit - it doesn't matter. The game was over 3 years ago. Now (shameless plug for SOE coming) if you'd actually like to continue this conversation somewhere (and about something) relevant hit the link on the far RIGHT of my sig and make sure you're registered (and have completed the PC specs survey). That's where the SOE-confirmed elite kids are hanging out!

Pella
2012-07-04, 06:34 AM
Calm Down dear, Your the one getting worked up..

It's not a competition, After all we are from different servers.

That said, hackapella playing the damcheater card on Bobby says 1 thing : Bobby is doing it right! :)

I would like to introduce you to my stream: http://www.twitch.tv/pellauk I have been streaming every single night with my "Hacks activated" Now please go away with your hackapella comments.

Bobby is stupid enough to show us all hes hacking with his Infinite after burner. And apparently perfect Pulse rifle CoF. Check some of my previous streams and you will laugh how obvious it is...

Sheppe
2012-07-04, 06:58 AM
Not too sure why people are getting their pantys in a twist about a comical video, perhaps chill pills should be dispensed?

Besides, the video takes the piss out of VS in general as well - i.e. the maxes jumping up thinking they can avoid deci's.


Oh dear, here comes the "who are you, your a crap player, epeen enlargement comment".

XLynxX
2012-07-04, 07:47 AM
Oh dear, here comes the "who are you, your a crap player, epeen enlargement comment".

Who the hell do you think you are saying this? From what I've seen your a terribad player in what I can guess is a terribad outfit. Come back when you're as good as me. ;).

Planetside is serious business, esp when that's the only game some outfits have ever been competent at ;).

Sheppe
2012-07-04, 07:56 AM
Who the hell do you think you are saying this? From what I've seen your a terribad player in what I can guess is a terribad outfit. Come back when you're as good as me. ;).

Planetside is serious business, esp when that's the only game some outfits have ever been competent at ;).

Quite harsh dude, i thought you were genuinely dissing, until I realized that you were AFK in search of cats!

Dart
2012-07-04, 08:05 AM
Who the hell do you think you are saying this? From what I've seen your a terribad player in what I can guess is a terribad outfit. Come back when you're as good as me. ;).

Planetside is serious business, esp when that's the only game some outfits have ever been competent at ;).

Wrong one... It's the new recruit who's calling people "terrible". He's the one who seems to be taking things personally despite the fact that no one has any idea who he is. Regarding the video though we thought the whole thing was funny.

And I hate to break it to you but we've got fan-boys in many games. I know that might come as a shock but as I keep trying to tell you - you've never seen us active. Make sure you're registered on the PS2 forums and keep an eye out. According to Smed's tweets PS2 beta starts soon?!

Kalbuth
2012-07-04, 08:13 AM
I would like to introduce you to my stream: http://www.twitch.tv/pellauk I have been streaming every single night with my "Hacks activated" Been there already.
Now please go away with your hackapella comments.I see you don't like your own medicine applied to yourself :)


Bobby is stupid enough to show us all hes hacking with his Infinite after burner. And apparently perfect Pulse rifle CoF. Check some of my previous streams and you will laugh how obvious it is...
Been playing with very various people all along my years in PS, including with and versus Bobby. Never seen him being more suspicious than anyone, including hardcore 100% hit @50m MCG TR users....

Pella
2012-07-04, 08:16 AM
Been there already.
I see you don't like your own medicine applied to yourself :)

Been playing with very various people all along my years in PS, including with and versus Bobby. Never seen him being more suspicious than anyone, including hardcore 100% hit @50m MCG TR users....

We call him Bobby Bullshit. Has a better ring than Hackapella. Anyway your right its not nice calling out names and such il keep it to myself from now on.

Wrong one... It's the new recruit who's calling people "terrible". He's the one who seems to be taking things personally despite the fact that no one has any idea who he is. Regarding the video though we thought the whole thing was funny.

Dart i'm a internet sensation while carrying a Master degree in Planetside.

Please let me share my history with you as a Planetside Veteran. And Further Bolster my E-peen.

8th CR5 on Werner
Outfit [Old School]
Outfit [Usual Targets]
Outfit [Soul Reapers]
Outfit [KOTOR]
Outfit [Unleashed]
Leaving Werner with 150,000+ Kills Like a Boss, Which i never played Prime time because i was to busy fingering my new girlfriend at the time.

FYI: SOE Allow's name changes.

Sucks to be you.

Dart
2012-07-04, 08:52 AM
...Bullshit....

Yawn. See Lynx you really need to teach this one that we, like everyone else around here, don't care about him. I mean he's clearly a pretty intense kid and PS is obviously very srs bzns to him but if being recognized is so important he ought to just stick to making tribute videos to actual legends who quit before he was even a scrub.

PilotJack
2012-07-04, 08:57 AM
Yawn. See Lynx you really need to teach this one that we, like everyone else around here, don't care about him. I mean he's clearly a pretty intense kid and PS is obviously very srs bzns to him but if being recognized is so important he ought to just stick to making tribute videos to actual legends who quit before he was even a scrub.

And here's me thinking wizards were supposed to be nice. You've ruined it for me :(

Pella
2012-07-04, 09:07 AM
Look at me... i can Edit quotes

Your response is futile. Yet you give it the Barry Mcwiggan. I'm not the one hiding behind my outfit. As without the majority of good players in DT . Your just a minion. Keep the hate coming kiddo.

Sucks to be you.

Sheppe
2012-07-04, 09:09 AM
Yawn. See Lynx you really need to teach this one that we, like everyone else around here, don't care about him. I mean he's clearly a pretty intense kid and PS is obviously very srs bzns to him but if being recognized is so important he ought to just stick to making tribute videos to actual legends who quit before he was even a scrub.


Seems you need to learn we look after our own, no matter how many sheep they shag.

UnknownDT
2012-07-04, 10:00 AM
I have no problem killing any of you... also IRL.



My dick is huge IRL.

Dart
2012-07-04, 10:28 AM
Unleashed are a good outfit. Some nice teamwork. Looking forward to seeing them I'm ps2

Pella
2012-07-04, 10:34 AM
Weak

Il leave you guys enjoy your 5minites of internet fame.

UnknownDT
2012-07-04, 10:39 AM
Il leave you guys enjoy your 5minites of internet fame.

?
...

SgtMAD
2012-07-04, 11:05 AM
these threads are funny as hell.

JayX
2012-07-04, 11:09 AM
You messed up Pella... You messed up real bad :mad:

http://www.annaguirre.com/wp-content/uploads/can-o-worms.gif

I think I just enjoy posting stupid pictures in this thread.. Lets keep it going!

Canaris
2012-07-04, 11:16 AM
these threads are funny as hell.

I know I had to go get popcorn, not to worry though I brought plenty to share, carry on gentlemen.

http://gaygamer.net/images/popcorn_10000.jpg

IronMole
2012-07-04, 11:39 AM
Unleashed can't be considered elite because they never accomplished anything in PS due to the fact that they arrived to late. They only really appeared after the creation of Gemini. All of the elite groups; AC, Ht, PCP, 1cmm, KOTOR, us, The Overlords, were long dormant by that stage. Obviously that's not their fault. If they're honest I'm sure they'd admit they never fought the groups that went before them. That's why they try to knock us, because they think it lends credibility to the idea that they're a top Outfit. It's the classic ploy of the contender, to verbally denigrate the Champ before a big fight. But no one takes it seriously because we haven't been really active for years.

Again, before any of their super-keen new recruits jump on me, this isn't an attack. You just never faced the necessary level of competition in PS to be considered elite.


DT have nothing on the likes of SR/INI/MCY/RL/FAnG/n00b, considering you were 2 years late...

Just saying...

Corona
2012-07-04, 11:57 AM
It seems I'm late to the party, but...

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc474/jimmyram70/dis-gon-b-gud.gif

Bobby Shaftoe
2012-07-04, 12:05 PM
Thread succesfully derailed.

Ah, being called a cheater by one. It's a pity people like you ruined the name of Soul Reapers (now Soul Cheaters), I don't think Shivius would be happy.

My cheats extend to being able to call where your AMS/Routers are at Keelut without even being on cont... because you put them on different sides of the same tree each time you try.

Infinite AB, no it's called a Wasp.

Perfect CoF, even higher praise from one who played with all those notorious 'zero cof' MCG users. I know most TR like to think they're 'good' because they have to 'deal' with an 'insane' cof on the MCG. The fact is, you can not miss a target at 10 metres even with MAXIMUM CoF on an MCG. Maybe if you guys tried using MA (ie weapons that require proper CoF control) you might get somewhat decent but you're all stuck with your MCG crutch.

Keep on zerging those bases and towers with their 10 metre ranges, I'm sure someone, somewhere is proud of you for doing so.

I guess it was a bit of fun after the last server merge, stomping all over you guys constantly resecuring and opening, we had what, 80% win rate against you and other TR 'outfits'. Don't worry you did better than the NC who just gave up trying to respond to our openers at Andvari.

UnknownDT
2012-07-04, 12:09 PM
It seems I'm late to the party, but...

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc474/jimmyram70/dis-gon-b-gud.gif

LOL... black guys...

Pella
2012-07-04, 12:12 PM
Thread succesfully derailed.

Ah, being called a cheater by one. It's a pity people like you ruined the name of Soul Reapers (now Soul Cheaters), I don't think Shivius would be happy.

My cheats extend to being able to call where your AMS/Routers are at Keelut without even being on cont... because you put them on different sides of the same tree each time you try.

Infinite AB, no it's called a Wasp.

Perfect CoF, even higher praise from one who played with all those notorious 'zero cof' MCG users. I know most TR like to think they're 'good' because they have to 'deal' with an 'insane' cof on the MCG. The fact is, you can not miss a target at 10 metres even with MAXIMUM CoF on an MCG. Maybe if you guys tried using MA (ie weapons that require proper CoF control) you might get somewhat decent but you're all stuck with your MCG crutch.

Keep on zerging those bases and towers with their 10 metre ranges, I'm sure someone, somewhere is proud of you for doing so.

I guess it was a bit of fun after the last server merge, stomping all over you guys constantly resecuring and opening, we had what, 80% win rate against you and other TR 'outfits'. Don't worry you did better than the NC who just gave up trying to respond to our openers at Andvari.

Nice to know. Yet i don't have to justify myself as "hacker" by typing a Novel.

drsomewhere
2012-07-04, 12:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AvA-cEyfEw

Bobby Shaftoe
2012-07-04, 12:28 PM
Nice to know. Yet i don't have to justify myself as "hacker" by typing a Novel.
tl;dr

PilotJack
2012-07-04, 04:59 PM
This is a game; pixels, flashy lights, the lot. So why are people trying to one up each other, acting like kids? If this is how you behave IRL then I weep for the future. Normally i'd be all over this attempting to troll and whatnot but it's getting boring. Having rivalry between us and DT is good, it keeps everyone on their toes, but being bellends on forums is boring and a waste of time.

Oh and you know it's serious when i'm saying it cos i'm a complete tw**

jakaul
2012-07-04, 11:16 PM
Ok, I'll be serious for one post instead of my normal light-hearted joking. Unleashed seems to think they're good enough to run with the outfits that were elite but they never really got the chance to prove it. I mean they *think* they did because they can be slightly delusional, but that's kind of a trait that TR players in general have. I think it's the red.

They seem to attribute the hordes of maxes involved in fights to us (DT, Delta Triad LLC) but I think they've forgotten that 90% of any VS that might be around a fight will be in a max suit. Sure, we'll have one or two (per softie) in a fight but it's kind of hard to go down to zero softies because nobody could hack out the max suits for everyone else. This just tells you that tactically, they don't really understand the game. Again, it tends to be a TR thing because if they were tactical, they would comprehend the obscene sexual attraction we VS have for generators and maybe even defend one. It's like they think the goal of PS is to shoot shit that moves (LOLOL).

Skillwise, subpar. Let me share a story with you about a tower near Bitol. IronMole decided he would try to take my tower from me, but I chose to teach him a lesson. I beat him so bad he had to get admitted into a battered women's shelter just in case I came back for seconds. Lynx saw this go down and petitioned to be put in a witness protection program that involved putting a bunch of shitty "X" characters around his name. It didn't fool me, son. I know where you are. This Pella cat tried to post a video of this beatdown on youtube, but it was pulled for being obscene and a crime to humanity. He subsequently made this parody video and engaged us in a forum war in an effort to keep our in-game ownage to a minimum. What he didn't understand is we can win at both at the same time. In parallel. I'm talking the geometry of owning and shit.

But if I'm being totally honest, Unleashed is like that ugly girl you and your boys joke about that you call at 4AM after 14 shots of Jager to "watch a movie". You end up crying in the shower later scrubbing yourself with your Axe Body Loofah because you're not quite sure why you did what you did other than Jager makes you do really stupid shit.

Corona
2012-07-05, 12:04 AM
Cool story bro.

I lold

Marsgrim
2012-07-06, 03:38 AM
Ok, I'll be serious for one post instead of my normal light-hearted joking. Unleashed seems to think they're good enough to run with the outfits that were elite but they never really got the chance to prove it. I mean they *think* they did because they can be slightly delusional, but that's kind of a trait that TR players in general have. I think it's the red.

They seem to attribute the hordes of maxes involved in fights to us (DT, Delta Triad LLC) but I think they've forgotten that 90% of any VS that might be around a fight will be in a max suit. Sure, we'll have one or two (per softie) in a fight but it's kind of hard to go down to zero softies because nobody could hack out the max suits for everyone else. This just tells you that tactically, they don't really understand the game. Again, it tends to be a TR thing because if they were tactical, they would comprehend the obscene sexual attraction we VS have for generators and maybe even defend one. It's like they think the goal of PS is to shoot shit that moves (LOLOL).

Skillwise, subpar. Let me share a story with you about a tower near Bitol. IronMole decided he would try to take my tower from me, but I chose to teach him a lesson. I beat him so bad he had to get admitted into a battered women's shelter just in case I came back for seconds. Lynx saw this go down and petitioned to be put in a witness protection program that involved putting a bunch of shitty "X" characters around his name. It didn't fool me, son. I know where you are. This Pella cat tried to post a video of this beatdown on youtube, but it was pulled for being obscene and a crime to humanity. He subsequently made this parody video and engaged us in a forum war in an effort to keep our in-game ownage to a minimum. What he didn't understand is we can win at both at the same time. In parallel. I'm talking the geometry of owning and shit.

But if I'm being totally honest, Unleashed is like that ugly girl you and your boys joke about that you call at 4AM after 14 shots of Jager to "watch a movie". You end up crying in the shower later scrubbing yourself with your Axe Body Loofah because you're not quite sure why you did what you did other than Jager makes you do really stupid shit.


The closest you get to vag is when you shave in the morning.

E-peen trash talk never gets old.

Checowsky
2012-07-06, 06:43 AM
God you all look dumb right now.

Reading this back makes my eyes roll.


Also Unleashed have the combined IQ of Batsteg.

jakaul
2012-07-06, 09:22 AM
The closest you get to vag is when you shave in the morning.

E-peen trash talk never gets old.

Your first statement has many flaws. First of all, I don't like to shower in the morning. If you go to bed dirty, you sleep all night in dirty sheets. While this may not be an issue for people of your locale (mostly because I strongly suspect Europeans don't bathe at all), some of us like to sleep on nice, clean sheets. I'm sure Unleashed would know why that is important if they were to ever have a girl come visit their beds (or a guy that likes cleanliness, such as Lynx). Maybe you'll counter by saying you shower both morning and night, to which I would respond that you are obviously selfish in wasting water. There are people that live in deserts that need that water, but you think you can use it all up. It's rude.

The second flaw is the thinly disguised dig that I have a vag. Technically, if I had a vag, it would be a part of me so I'm not sure exactly how I could get closer to me. I am me, unless you're implying I'm not me to which I would respond with that being some deep shit and I will have to consider the merits of your argument later this morning when I'm on the toilet. It's where I do my best thinking. Thinking about you on the toilet. Existentialism and shit. Literally.

In summary, we have discovered through my research that you like me thinking about you and your outfit whilst (is that correct usage? I need a European to let me know) I'm in the middle of taking a dump and that you shower at least every fortnight.

IronMole
2012-07-06, 09:46 AM
God you all look dumb right now.

Reading this back makes my eyes roll.


Also Unleashed have the combined IQ of Batsteg.

Oh, there you are!

jakaul
2012-07-06, 10:12 AM
This thread is like watching 2 groups of high school girls in a tug of war with an imaginary rope.

You see, I take issue with this comment. It's quite obvious that people of DT's pedigree would win that competition easily. Look at it this way, if we were high school girls, DT would recruit the big fat chicks to lay down with the rope wrapped around their large waists while the skinny hot chicks from Unleashed would get all sweaty and tired. When their resistance mellowed out to a 3 out of 10 (with 10 being painful grunts and 1 being a light hearted "ssstop iiit"), us big girls from DT would impose our lesbian ways on the small hot chicks from Unleashed. And by will I mean very nasty dry humping but without the clothes. I'm not sure how else to describe this but it makes perfect sense in my head.

You seem to imply this would be a competition. It would end in greasy lesbian sex, I'll have you know. And knowing is half the battle...

jakaul
2012-07-06, 10:20 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't send the student to do doctorate work. I mean at least recommend Wayne Elise or someone of his stature. What's going on in this thread, I thought these were serious posts...

Sheppe
2012-07-06, 10:23 AM
LOL I had a good laugh. We will take it easier on you in PS2 though :P

lol good work, so many direct quotes it's almost like you have been on our mumble for the past few weeks.

Hah, that's pretty good!

This actually seems some what accurate.

New recruitment video for PS2

Swap the German for Scottish, HQ for Mumble and you've got it down.


That was a good laugh, gg chaps :lol:

The best part is that most people that watch this are probably asking themselves "What's wrong with unimax, bfr, and SA???"

Lol so true. This could of been aimed at any outfit really.

I am glad you guys where mature enough to take it well.

Funny ass video.. I just had to find something to give you some shit about! <3 :P

I don't quite understand how it went from people having a laugh over a funny video, to an e-peen thread.

P.s - Espion where is your Skull and crossbones? :(

jakaul
2012-07-06, 10:33 AM
Alright, I admit picking up fat chicks with borrowed expertise is not my cup of tea.

Who are Unleashed by the way, and how come I've never heard of them?

^^someone did it again.

You know me, brosef...I'm so good I can even pick up fat chicks. Wait, what?

Eyeklops
2012-07-06, 12:21 PM
<--- Late to this party of lulz & lolwutz

But seriously Your a terrible player, Hiding behind mediocre players.

O'really? When was the last time you had 1337 kills in one day? Dart did it. I am definitively not Dart's fanboi, we don't really get along, but your just flat out wrong.

Jak..excellent posts.

Marsgrim
2012-07-06, 01:03 PM
Alright, I admit picking up fat chicks with borrowed expertise is not my cup of tea.

Who are Unleashed by the way, and how come I've never heard of them?

^^someone did it again.

Ahh look at all these references to The Game - you guys are ~7 years too late....

jakaul
2012-07-06, 01:26 PM
Ahh look at all these references to The Game - you guys are ~7 years too late....

Don't get me started on The Game. You won't like where this thread goes...

DemoMan
2012-07-06, 01:38 PM
I love you jak, in a totally gay way.

jakaul
2012-07-06, 01:42 PM
I love you jak, in a totally gay way.

You see, Mars, The Game and Mr Strauss ain't got nothin on me.

Marsgrim
2012-07-06, 01:46 PM
Don't get me started on The Game. You won't like where this thread goes...

Tell me more - you thought it was horseshit and wouldn't work or you didn't like it because you were in the community?

jakaul
2012-07-06, 01:57 PM
Tell me more - you thought it was horseshit and wouldn't work or you didn't like it because you were in the community?

In all honesty (for the first time on this thread lol), his book contributed to a negative stereotype for the guys that were in the community.

Marsgrim
2012-07-06, 02:07 PM
In all honesty (for the first time on this thread lol), his book contributed to a negative stereotype for the guys that were in the community.

Speaking as someone who was active at the time I agree entirely - was extremely negative about almost all of the community and not really a fair representation of Tyler (I didn't know Papa well) or most of the other people who got into it with good intentions to improve their life.

jakaul
2012-07-06, 02:26 PM
Yes, exactly. People read the book and assumed that it was about the exploitation of women and the community was a bunch of dudes sharing personal information about all the women they nailed. I very rarely saw any of that. In fact, the community seemed the most supportive around the guys that found women they wanted to marry.

That being said, I was always less of a Mystery fan and more of a Juggler fan. But Juggler fit my personality better, so it was more of a natural fit.

Marsgrim
2012-07-06, 03:31 PM
Yes, exactly. People read the book and assumed that it was about the exploitation of women and the community was a bunch of dudes sharing personal information about all the women they nailed. I very rarely saw any of that. In fact, the community seemed the most supportive around the guys that found women they wanted to marry.

That being said, I was always less of a Mystery fan and more of a Juggler fan. But Juggler fit my personality better, so it was more of a natural fit.

I met most of the guys and liked them all, met Juggler once and my buddy/wing knew him better. I liked Tyler, he's not as portrayed in the books - I think that was deliberately twisted to give a villain to the piece.

I never met anyone who was anti-social or mysogynistic, there were a lot of unsocial guys trying to improve their confidence and learn how to interact. Never met one person who I considered out to take advantage of any woman, which is why I was so disappointed (and angry) about the book.

The material is really just training wheels - it's there to give those guys something to say/do while they learn - a lot of people who weren't in the community didn't realize that and thankfully view it as chat up lines rather than noise while you get the body language and delivery right.

jakaul
2012-07-06, 03:37 PM
Less complicated, at least. :)

I met most of the guys and liked them all, met Juggler once and my buddy/wing knew him better. I liked Tyler, he's not as portrayed in the books - I think that was deliberately twisted to give a villain to the piece.

I never met anyone who was anti-social or mysogynistic, there were a lot of unsocial guys trying to improve their confidence and learn how to interact. Never met one person who I considered out to take advantage of any woman, which is why I was so disappointed (and angry) about the book.

The material is really just training wheels - it's there to give those guys something to say/do while they learn - a lot of people who weren't in the community didn't realize that and thankfully view it as chat up lines rather than noise while you get the body language and delivery right.

One of the funniest experiences I ever had was using a line in Juggler's book - announced to a group of girls that I was going home to do lines of coke. I liked Juggler because he was genuine in most everything he said.

And yeah, I've had wives of friends tell me they weren't going to introduce me to their girlfriends because I was a follower of people like in "The Game". Odd because they knew me and knew I wasn't like that, but it seemed to strike a nerve.

Marsgrim
2012-07-06, 03:43 PM
Less complicated, at least. :)



One of the funniest experiences I ever had was using a line in Juggler's book - announced to a group of girls that I was going home to do lines of coke. I liked Juggler because he was genuine in most everything he said.

And yeah, I've had wives of friends tell me they weren't going to introduce me to their girlfriends because I was a follower of people like in "The Game". Odd because they knew me and knew I wasn't like that, but it seemed to strike a nerve.

Yeah I tend not to tell people, no point in letting them form stereotype views :)

jakaul
2012-07-06, 03:46 PM
Yeah I tend not to tell people, no point in letting them form stereotype views :)

Same here. When Mystery's show came out, we (myself and my wing) would occasionally get asked if we were using those techniques on them. Made for some funny conversations.

Marsgrim
2012-07-06, 04:09 PM
I would have really liked to have met Mystery just to see the show he puts on, but I think that style works for him because it is him - very much a performance from what I saw - my wing did do one of his workshops in London and said people were literally just following him down the street thinking it was street show.

Jugglers stuff was great to read, he left for a while iirc and then returned. Liked reading Jeffy's (Jlaix) stuff but then everyone did.

jakaul
2012-07-06, 05:06 PM
I would have really liked to have met Mystery just to see the show he puts on, but I think that style works for him because it is him - very much a performance from what I saw - my wing did do one of his workshops in London and said people were literally just following him down the street thinking it was street show.

Jugglers stuff was great to read, he left for a while iirc and then returned. Liked reading Jeffy's (Jlaix) stuff but then everyone did.

Mystery's style never appealed to me. I first got started on David DeAngelo's stuff, which is heavy on being who you truly are, so I could never get too into wearing all the crazy shit to get attention. My wing loved that, though, and it worked for him. I ended up taking a lot of the MM concepts and applying them, but left some of the "show" out. Which is mostly what you want to do - develop yourself.

And Cyco, Chloroform was my favorite cologne.

Checowsky
2012-07-06, 05:24 PM
Oh, there you are!

I has been hiding, but why DID this end up into a peen thread?
Wait for PS2 peep, we're all excited but this thread is a few months early. =P

Eyeklops
2012-07-06, 05:46 PM
I has been hiding, but why DID this end up into a peen thread?
Wait for PS2 peep, we're all excited but this thread is a few months early. =P

IT'S DISCO TIME!!!! Wazzup bro?

Kalbuth
2012-07-07, 08:31 AM
why DID this end up into a peen thread?
[...] we're all excited [...]
You answered your own question.
+ summer is coming

Pella
2012-07-07, 11:39 AM
<--- Late to this party of lulz & lolwutz



O'really? When was the last time you had 1337 kills in one day? Dart did it. I am definitively not Dart's fanboi, we don't really get along, but your just flat out wrong.

Jak..excellent posts.

Pfff.. another Harry potter fan bio...


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Eyeklops
2012-07-07, 01:24 PM
Pfff.. another Harry potter fan bio...


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Pfff.. another window licker that can't properly comprehend a multi-sentence post. :doh:

Sent from my Galaxy 10.1 because it's more awesome than your iPad.

IronMole
2012-07-08, 02:40 PM
I has been hiding, but why DID this end up into a peen thread?
Wait for PS2 peep, we're all excited but this thread is a few months early. =P

Ahem - Dart... Seemed butthurt. :rolleyes:

Dart
2012-07-09, 06:38 AM
Ahem - Dart... Seemed butthurt. :rolleyes:

Unleashed are a good outfit. Some nice teamwork. Looking forward to seeing them I'm ps2

:rolleyes:

jakaul
2012-07-09, 05:12 PM
Ahem - Dart... Seemed butthurt. :rolleyes:

He was (and still is) if you know what I'm saying and I think you do!

Pella
2012-11-17, 11:16 AM
Where is DT : (

Eyeklops
2012-11-19, 03:28 PM
Where is DT : (
We are around, and will come when the time is right.