Illiterate Canadians Embarrassing for Canada

[Unregistered]

Illiterate Canadians 'embarrassing' for Canada
From Unregistered
PSU: Washington Bureau

WASHINGTON (PSU) -- Intelligence was once again proven to be a quality that many Canadians do not posses. Resulting in embarrassing posts that fortify the U.S. position of ridiculing their snowbound inbreed northern neighbor.

Lexington_Steele, notorious Liberal and twister of facts duped a pair of Canadians into this embarrassing situation. Apparently none of the 3 in question read anything more then the headline to the story before spouting off on their Anti-Bush, tirades.

Several members of the forum were asked for there take on this situation, and had this to say:

Hamma: I hate Political threads, but it does not surprise me to find out that Canadians can't read.

Navarone of {BOHICA} stated "It's unfortunate that they don't teach reading comprehension in Canada. I mean aren't they supposed to have better schools up there? Maybe they teach a class in "Making Assumptions" instead.

MrVicchio also of {BOHICA} had this to say, "I really feel bad for Dio when his countrymen can be duped into showing their national stupidity so easily. I almost wish he'd stop telling people he was from Canada. He's a smart kid, but his countrymen will bring him down."

MrVicchio also added "The funny thing is that all the Canadians do is concern themselves with U.S. foreign policy, and then turn around and tell us the reason the world hates the U.S. is because we don't mind our own business. If Canada is so great why can't they lead by example, and stay out of U.S. foreign and domestic affairs?"

SilentCacophony could not be reached for comment. It was assumed he was out trying to convince people that things published in the SF Bay Guardian are to be taken as seriously as CNN, or the BBC.

[Yuyi]

:rofl:

[�io]

Glad to see you set your standards a bit higher Unreg, i was tired of seeing all the anger you keep building inside being unleashed here on PSU members, at least now you're spending it on a whole country. :thumbsup:

I love double standars. Come on everybody let's mock Canada!!! No talking about the US though, they rock no matter what. :rolleyes:

[Yuyi]

Originally posted by Dio
Glad to see you set your standards a bit higher Unreg, i was tired of seeing all the anger you keep building inside being unleashed here on PSU members, at least now you're spending it on a whole country. :thumbsup:

I love double standars. Come on everybody let's mock Canada!!! No talking about the US though, they rock no matter what. :rolleyes:

omg you don't like us omg you are commiting treason down down down!!! :mad: :mad: /end sarcasm

[ABRAXAAS]

Im not even going to bite at this one, Imagine if I made this but put the US in instead:eek: I wouldnt last to long, get a life

[Format]

I have yet to see the purpose of these threads...seems like a waste of time to read one, let alone write one up. :no:

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Dio
I love double standars. Come on everybody let's mock Canada!!! No talking about the US though, they rock no matter what. :rolleyes:

The Dio Manifesto.

We talk about the U.S. non stop, but as soon as we bring up Canada this is what we get from you. You have a doubble, doubble standard, and I am really enjoying mocking your jelous unpopulated wasteland of snow. Truth be told of the Canadians I find you to be the least offensive, but if your not willing to let me bash your shitty little tree humping homeland, you'd best not bash mine.

Come Dio, teach us the ways of Hipocracy.

[Format]

Unreg, most of the posts about the U.S are either started up by an American member, or are some sort of political view that everybody has their own rightful opinion to. Makin a thread on the topic of "Canadians are illiterate" is not only a waste of time, but makes yourself look like a child.

[ABRAXAAS]

Originally posted by Unregistered
The Dio Manifesto.

jelous unpopulated wasteland of snow. Truth be told of the Canadians I find you to be the least offensive, but if your not willing to let me bash your shitty little tree humping homeland, you'd best not bash mine.

Come Dio, teach us the ways of Hipocracy.

Wow you might want to go back to school, your vision of canada is seriosly twisted, we as canadians have the right to judge the US and we have a pretty good understanding of it after all we are beaten over our heads with hundreds of american TV channels brodcasting your news and retardedass reality shows ,plus we have to contend with all of the retarded american vacationers that use our country to get away from there own countrys problems, your crime, your polution and overall lack of respect to the world and people around you. do you actually know anything about canada? jusdging from your posts you dont show shut the fuck up,go back to your trailer and lead by example ;)

[�io]

Originally posted by Format
I have yet to see the purpose of these threads...seems like a waste of time to read one, let alone write one up. :no:

Well like i said Unreg likes to use PSU to vent the anger he builds up during the day. I'm tired of it but since he's ex-staff we kinda have no choice but to endure it.

We talk about the U.S. non stop, but as soon as we bring up Canada this is what we get from you. You have a doubble, doubble standard, and I am really enjoying mocking your jelous unpopulated wasteland of snow. Truth be told of the Canadians I find you to be the least offensive, but if your not willing to let me bash your shitty little tree humping homeland, you'd best not bash mine.

Unreg the only thread purposly made to bash the US was the one made by Silent a while back, now how many threads have been made by US members bashing Canada and France?

The thing your angst-filled teenage mind can't comprehend is during debates some people critise the US, sometimes yes it goes to far but you, Unreg don't debate something, you personally attack someone or some country in every political post you make, that's the difference. Notice how you attacked Canada 2 times in that post alone, now go find a post where i attack the US like that. There's maybe like 2 in all my posting history and even than.

I do agree though that some non American peeps here (Canadian or otherwise) do go too far sometimes, but that doesn't give you the right to generalize. You keep attacking everybody in a chlidish way, doesn't mean i think all the americans here are childish.(far from it)

[Format]

/me waits for Squeek to post somthin about "keeping it civil"

[Yuyi]

squeeky is gone for awile :( format why aren't you in IRC

[Sputty]

Heh, Unreg likes to bash Canada, gets annoying after awhile too.

[Unregistered]

I do love to bash Canada. It's so easy to ruffle your little Honker Feathers, and truth be told the entire point of this thread was A) To have a little fun at your expence, and B) to Troll the Trolls aka Silent and Abraxass.

I have yet to attack you personally Dio. Your country yes, you no. Of all the Canadians here you are the only one that's not a complete Idiot, but my opinion on that is changing rapidly with every post you make in witch you try and defend your shitty little country.

Why is it ok for you to Hate the U.S., but not for us to hate Canada? Teach me the ways of the Hipacrite oh wise one, and if I have offended you well then maybe you needed to be offended.

Think what ever you want about me, because I stoped giving a rats ass about what people think about me a long time ago.

[Sputty]

Jeez...Well, I guess I'm an idiot. Also I don't hate the US and neither does Dio. You can defend your country say it's "the best in the world" yet we try and we're idiots...And you call us hipocrits..I've never made a post flaming Canada. If you're going to flame SilentCacophony you could make a PM. He is the only one who's ever done that. PM him about his stupidity(I believe he has lots of it but whatever) and stop flaming every other country you can.

[Format]

rofl, you really do ammuse me unreg. Seems to me that you have some problem in life and you need to take it out on people you that dont know a fuckin thing about. Perhaps your parents died? lol. Remeber that your one insignificant kid that I, nor anyone else gives a fuck about.

[Unregistered]

This is getting even better.

Sputty - I didn't know you were Canadian, I find you even less offence then Dio, so you'll be added to my "Good Canadians" list. The irony of this thread is that the 'Illiterate Canadians' this thread is for have really proven to be an embaresment for your country.

Format - Take your own advice there asshat. A) I am not a 'Kid' whitch is why I find you to be funny, and B) I could give a fuck what you think about me. I'm not here to win any popularity contests.

[KoldFusion]

/rant
Enough.... this thread is an example of going to far. Just b/c someone bashes the US doesn't mean I stand right back up and give it back. I'm ashamed to see all these threads. Political debate is fine..... but when it reduced to insults it has no merit. I will stay out of these political debates until we all start acting like adults ( I realize some of us aren't legal adults)(I will just post fact). I have made my point of view very clear in many posts. If you find yourself wondering what 'ol KoldFusion might say..... just use the search function. I will no longer restate my opinion for someone who just won't get it.... I have my right to believe what i want and everyone else can believe what they want no matter how wrong and full of shit it may be.
/end rant

[Unregistered]

The first post in this thread is an example of a Parody of another thread. The rest of it is me going to far. So if my attempt at humor has gotton people upset then so be it.

If I offended Hamma, Mr.V, or Nav sorry about that. I used them in the Parody part without their knoledge or consent. So when spreading the H8 send it my way, not theirs.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Format
/me waits for Squeek to post somthin about "keeping it civil"

keep it civil god dammit,

ahhh why do i even bother