Vanu Snipas Report!

[ArchAngel]

Alright fer all of us Vanu Snipers I think we should start a site just fer us vanu snipers and stuff....

[Noxx]

Pardon the ph3r3t while he whips it out an pisses on this thread.

[Hamma]

Noxx definatly likes ph3r3t's

[ArchAngel]

heh dont like the whole vanu snipers eh? bah snipers are sexah and betta watch your ph3r3t or itll become my dinnah!

[Nubi]

Vanu Snipers unite! Hear hear! The snipers will purge the land of lowly NC/TRs (and ph3r3ts as well)

"You can run, but you'll only die with a bullet hole the size of Georgia in your ass"


Well the quote was something like that

[ArchAngel]

lol...

:sniper:

[Qanamil_Rafiki]

TR Sniper here, hope to see you guys at the other side the battlefield sometime... should be fun.

I'm thinking something like "Enemy at the Gates".

[ArchAngel]

heh bring it on mista TR man, il find ya and put a hole through that scope of yours... :sniper:

[Noxx]

Yes, well the VANU ph3r3t pissed on this thread because he finds it amusing that people call them selves Vanu "Snipas" (notice to slang!!!) when they are in fact Vanu NOTHING because they have never played the game. If they even have the skills required to be a "snipah" we will find out.

[NapalmEnima]

Does anyone else find humor in all these Vanu types getting worked up about using a weapon in the common pool?

"Yeah, we've got this really awsome tech. Leaves anything you have in the dust. But we're not going to use it because it's more fun to snipe.

Hey joe? Why are we vanu again?"

Goofy ba$tards. :P

Someone else pointed this out earlier, but it bears repeating.

[�io]

The same could be said for any faction for any common pool weapon. :)

[Noxx]

The ph3r3t confers with NapalmEnima.

[Tobias]

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/flamethrowingsmiley.gif


I'm going to be a Vanu sniper, and use the Bolt driver, i will carry the Beamer though, and use it if need calls, but as the only sniper rifle that looks good is the bolt driver (though cycler by TR will be used by them, i see it being like terrorest Krieg in CS: light zoom and with short controled bursts its killer) The bolt driver seems to be the ONLY sniper weapon unless your one of those Rocket/lancer folks who wanna snipe with anti tank weapons. We dont know the powers of the weapons, and i dont know if i will be one |33+ $/\/!p3r or if my skills will suck hard, it remains to be seen. Reguardless i will always be full of myself http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/sarge/Eye_anim.gif, weather i have leet skills or not. And like the fanatics who think the skeeter is the best thing since sex, i will always love the galaxy, and even if i cant kill anything in the air raming it, i can still try (well until it gets old, then i will just try sniping)

I think alot of us are betting we will be good snipers in this game because we were/are good snipers in Tribes/Tribes2 and or CS and other such games (Tribes 1 and CS here, AWP is cheap, real men use the Terrorest Krieg or the Scout), and in these games we were good, so we think we will be good in PS, even though we know next to nothing about it, and we may, and proably are, way off.

And unless sniping really really sucks in this game im going to be a Vanu sniper, who, atleast in my mind, will be leet, even if i cant kill a stoned NC who is packing an AMP.

[Hamma]

:eek:

We got Vanu Noxx, Vanu Tobias, Vanu Ferets. :scared:

[Tobias]

ferets are cute, my aunt has two, but god do they smell.

[Qanamil_Rafiki]

ferrets are the debil.

Little bastages won't stay still... seen them attack and gut a bean bag chair for the hell of it.

I always think of that cell phone commercial where the guy has a ferret hanging from his tongue when someone mentions them.

As for the weapons, I don't think that you'll be able to carry the driver and another heavy weapon... at least, not without a high certification level.

[Unregistered]

Did someone forget to give the Vanu their meds while I was gone?

[Tobias]

*foams at the mouth*

what meds?

[Unregistered]

Clcik Here --> Vanu Sniper Home Page (http://www.prozac.com/)

[Tobias]

Prozac is kinda weak.....

[Unregistered]

A better choice for the Vanu?

Chlorpromazine ( Thorazine )


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Chlorpromazine ( Thorazine ) is an anti psychotic drug of low-potency. Used in the treatment of disorganized and psychotic thinking. Also used to help treat false perceptions (e.g. hallucinations or delusions.) Chlorpromazine ( Thorazine ) is also sometimes to treat psychotic children. It may be used to treat sever hiccups or protracted nausea.

[Tobias]

Maybe. Atleast we all know what drug(s) the NC are on.

[Unregistered]

I heard they were all on "The Pot"

[Tobias]

aye they are, well not all of them, Shiver's new girl, Mary, got him to quite all that stuff and focus all his love and attention on her, or so i hear.....

[Unregistered]

Someone with PhotoShop want to make a few NC recruting posters?

http://paranoia.lycaeum.org/marijuana/images/reefer-madness.gif

http://www.cannabis.net/thc/reefer-madness.jpg

[Airlift]

http://www.norml.org/share/freedom01.gif (www.norml.org)

[Tobias]

Thats a good one.

[jamikey]

Nice guys. :(

[Unregistered]

I'm just kidding.

I'm thinking about making some Photo Shop posters based on what thius forum has said about the diffrent Empires. Even the one I plan on joining.

Something Like:

"NC Madness"

Or a spoof on "Signs" for our Alien Loving Vanu friends

and last but not least let's not forget a "Shady Acers Retirement Home" poster for the TR :D

[ArchAngel]

notice the Subject is for Vanu Snipahs....you NC people scare me and im joining Vanu for our spiffy purple suits of armor...yup, not the weapons but the color.... heheheh

[Unregistered]

That's what pulled me tword the TR. I like the Black and Red.

Then again the NC must have this guy on their side and we all know he is the law!!

http://darkstar-sifi.co.uk/images/judgedredd_kits/dredd.jpg

[Tobias]

that guy must be on drugs to go around in a suit like that!

[Unregistered]

hahahahaha!!!

You must not be framiliar with Judge Dredd.

[Tobias]

I saw a movie about it i think....