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KoldFusion
2003-03-17, 02:13 PM
WHOO HOO!!! Off to play golf today! I'm ready for 1,000 over par! I suck but it is fun nonetheless.... any other golfers here?
Fire_Monkey
2003-03-17, 02:19 PM
I've played golf once or twice, I ussually just hit at the driving range...and I suck.
Sputty
2003-03-17, 02:23 PM
I used to play golf but I didn't like it. I always got very angry...I suck also.
Navaron
2003-03-17, 02:38 PM
Golf rocks hard.


You'll have more fun if you play by "Nav's rules"

If you get it onto the green, that counts as sinking the ball. Putting after that is just for style.

If you can get to your ball and back to where you hit it from within 20 seconds, it doesn't count as a stroke. This is fair, because you still have to work for it, so it's not cheating.

You get as many drives as you want until you hit something you like, which only counts as one stroke.

If you can't hit it past the womens team, you have to play the rest of the hole with your pants down.
MrVicchio
2003-03-17, 03:07 PM
I luv to golf.
Bighoss
2003-03-17, 03:21 PM
Golf by itself is boring but I somtimes go play full contact golf.
KoldFusion
2003-03-17, 09:37 PM
Full contact golf huh? I played that today..... i sent a low drive skimming just above the ground and about 75 yards down the way it wacked a canadian goose.... LOL..... I mean it was sad yet so damn funny..... sadly it died :( But I shot my best game ever. 101... only my first time out on my second year :) I got to break 100 damn it! I play some of Nav's rules sometime :)
KoldFusion
2003-03-17, 09:38 PM
BTW... what is everyones farthest drive so far..... I have hit 340 once
Bighoss
2003-03-17, 09:40 PM
full contact gold is when there is one ball and the point is to get it to the hole, there are defenders and offense and its full contact with clubs, meaning you can smack the person as hard as you want just not in balls and head. yah we end up bleeding and bruised and everyone on the course see's us and wonders "how the fuck does somone do that while playing golf" its so much fun but damn is it painful.
Navaron
2003-03-17, 11:33 PM
340???? GODDAMN!! What are you like 6'10???

My best is just shy of 250. and that was a fluke.
AztecWarrior
2003-03-17, 11:36 PM
I played mini-golf once...

AND I SUCKED TOO!

I am mentally traumatized.
KoldFusion
2003-03-18, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
340???? GODDAMN!! What are you like 6'10???

My best is just shy of 250. and that was a fluke.

Actually i'm 5' 9"- 5' 10.... it was a fluke man.... i usually do about 225-250 when i hit the ball right. That 340 was when i really tried to swing hard and got lucky that it stayed striaght. :D