View Full Version : Comic: Cosmic Comic #12 - Queue-Munity
Cosmical
2012-07-05, 11:30 PM
WINNER!! hypehype!
http://www.planetside-universe.com/comic/4ff923ab3eeb9.jpg
Crator
2012-07-05, 11:34 PM
:rofl:
1. Press ALT-F4, it'll get you in faster
2. ~Sets tracker on TR simpleton so he can hunt him down and kill him when he gets planetside...!
Slide Surveyor
2012-07-05, 11:36 PM
Can someone please point out the joke? EDIT: Oh, never mind, I see it isn't finished....
Grimster
2012-07-06, 02:10 AM
2. Aw, man I am going to be late for that gal drop
1. That looks like some kind of secret weapon?
or
2. Tray! Come in Tray! Need to be teleported past the queue.
1. When that dude starts teleporting I'll jump him.
or
1. Wake up Higby!
2. Well at least they got beta ready on time.
Brusi
2012-07-06, 02:27 AM
1. Planetside beta is so close, i have to bend over to hide my erection!
2. Yeah man i know what you mean, but you gotta be patient. Luckily my tiny Vanu junk is mostly undetectable when erect. Try giving yourself a Dutch Rudder, "like this"... it'll help bring down the swelling.
Luperza
2012-07-06, 02:27 AM
oO I love this idea! :)
StumpyTheOzzie
2012-07-06, 02:30 AM
1. Planetside beta is so close, i have to bend over to hide my erection!
2. Yeah man i know what you mean, but you gotta be patient. Luckily my tiny Vanu junk is mostly undetectable when erect. Try giving yourself a Dutch Rudder, "like this"... it'll help bring down the swelling.
nice!
Froglicker
2012-07-06, 03:41 AM
1. Since we're gonna be here awhile, wanna slap some boomers in sleepy's helmet/pants over there?
2. Might as well have some fun. I'm already gonna be late for my 8 o'clock gen hold anyways.
OR
1. Look at that dirty rebel scum. Can't even stand at attention for the coming battle. Probably doesn't shower til he's paid to as well. I'll enjoy blasting him to bits. Blah blah blah...
2. *sigh* Shut. Up.
qbert2
2012-07-06, 04:23 AM
1: Dude, wtf was that noise?
2: I just got a notification telling me I'm late for my manni-pedi and asking if I wanted to cancel or reschedule.
hypehype
2012-07-06, 04:30 AM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
Sabrak
2012-07-06, 04:55 AM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
Haha!
I love this one :)
Froglicker
2012-07-06, 05:02 AM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
haha I actually laughed at that one.
amblingalong
2012-07-06, 05:36 AM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
Winner.
Graywolves
2012-07-06, 05:50 AM
Just stick the "Connection Problem" window over it.
PredatorFour
2012-07-06, 06:42 AM
1. You keep going invisible you cheating hacker !
2.You cant talk! in 10 mins you`ll be pwning me with your rof buffed mcg..
Heaven
2012-07-06, 07:05 AM
1. Psst... I dare you to kick that NC guy in the dangoolies!
2. Hmm... Tempting... well I guess I do have enough time...
Canaris
2012-07-06, 07:27 AM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
WIN!
Cosmical
2012-07-06, 07:32 AM
Keep um coming.
Grimster
2012-07-06, 08:20 AM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
This is the best one yet imo. :)
Kran De Loy
2012-07-06, 08:40 AM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
Blue Ribbon.
1. Psst... I dare you to kick that NC guy in the dangoolies!
2. Hmm... Tempting... well I guess I do have enough time...
2nd place.
1. Oy! That NC guy looks like Higby.
2. And according to my new Casio G Shock, he'll get a haircut soon
Baneblade
2012-07-06, 10:22 AM
I'm so going to hug your ass tomorrow Barney!
Shut the frack up, Elmo. You might wake the Smurfling.
robocpf1
2012-07-06, 12:00 PM
1. Pst! Pst!
2. I don't have time for you, I have Zumba at 4.
Hamma
2012-07-06, 12:13 PM
Good stuff as always!
Synapses
2012-07-06, 12:37 PM
1. Since we're gonna be here awhile, wanna slap some boomers in sleepy's helmet/pants over there?
2. Might as well have some fun. I'm already gonna be late for my 8 o'clock gen hold anyways.
OR
1. Look at that dirty rebel scum. Can't even stand at attention for the coming battle. Probably doesn't shower til he's paid to as well. I'll enjoy blasting him to bits. Blah blah blah...
2. *sigh* Shut. Up.
I like this one, the top one. lol.
Baneblade
2012-07-06, 01:10 PM
1. Hey! I'll give you my MCG if you give me his Jackhammer.
2. Deal, I get his Jackhammer and you get my Lasher.
The Kush
2012-07-06, 01:29 PM
2) damn that NC guy must have smoked some bomb shit. I still got time to roll something up.
1) report him to the Terran dictator, he is breaking the law and going to smoke marijuana!
Aaron
2012-07-06, 01:36 PM
1. Hey, I'll take some of whatever you gave him.
2. Nah, nothing on me. Must be some new NC narcoleptic inplant, because he just got here!
maddoggg
2012-07-06, 02:32 PM
waiting in the que for the server:
1:I have about one hour to wait before i can join.
2:I have about 2 hours to wait before i can join.
3:Zzzzzz(have given up on waiting)
Methonius
2012-07-06, 02:38 PM
I'm so going to hug your ass tomorrow Barney!
Shut the frack up, Elmo. You might wake the Smurfling.
Man I laughed so loud at this haha.
Partack
2012-07-06, 03:16 PM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
aside from the 'having to bend over' to conceal it' one, This is the only one that I laughed at
n2q0_matrix
2012-07-06, 03:27 PM
1. Psst, you in the purple...wanna get "together" later after the party?
2. [Ehrmagherd, so awkwerd! Must not make eye contact, just keep looking at watch. ]
1. Hey...pull mah finger!
2. /le sigh
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
This one has my vote. I LOL'd too. ;)
Malorn
2012-07-06, 03:41 PM
1. "...bomb the parade without me!"
2. "This is worse than the DMV."
Cosmical
2012-07-06, 05:29 PM
Haha some of these are really good, two clear favourites.
heres my friends suggestion.
"1. wat time is it? 2. 3am... this is the only time anyone plays"
Ill give it another day for other people to try, give it ago, it cant hurt. Have another post if you want.
SixShooter
2012-07-06, 08:58 PM
1. Psst! Hey, How long have we been waiting in line for?
2. A couple of soons
:rofl::rofl::rofl:^^^WIN^^^This is too funny:rofl:
Here's mine with the same theme:
1. Hey man, you wanna have a showdown in the Faro courtyard?
2. Sure, I'll meet you at high soon...
1. OMG, how much longer till we can get in
2. I heard that it would be a few weeks so probably soon...
Edit*
BTW Cosmical, great idea!
1. Hey, did you hear about PlanetSide2? Apparently beta is starting "soon"!
2. Of course I heard! Why else would I have been queuing for the last three hours to play a nine year old game?!
willaguy
2012-07-06, 11:33 PM
1. Dude, the NC guy fell asleep, does that have anything to do with what you put in his drink?
2. Wait what, how did you see that? I mean, I didn't put anything in his drink! Oh look at the time, got to go!
Cosmical
2012-07-08, 02:10 AM
=============+++++++++++++ ORIGINAL POST/PIC CHANGED!!! +++++++++++++=============
congratulate hypehype, OR ELSE!!
hypehype
2012-07-08, 02:38 AM
yeah!
btw cosmic my favourite of yours is the dule NC shotguns
Shogun
2012-07-08, 04:35 AM
congratulations hypehype!
it clearly was the most creative approach with the crispest tagline ;)
too bad i have problems with keeping up on psu lately ;)
i tend to miss all the good stuff!
thanks cosmic, for doing this requested theme! and the idea to let others think of the text was awesome!
Cosmical
2012-07-08, 03:54 PM
Think i might stick to this suggestion based thing. Makes me excited to draw some random things and see what people think of for it. hah
Shogun
2012-07-08, 04:04 PM
as long as this doesn´t stop you from putting some of your famous little puns into the comics, i´m all for that!
it´s really fun to see so many different interpretations!
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