Girlfriend problems, help sought.

[Jeepo]

After 5 years she does this? What's a man to do? This is a proper breakdown in communication....

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6915/img20120711003630.jpg

[Notser]

looks fine to me :)

[ShadoViper]

This pleases me. MOOOOAR

[DirtyBird]

chopped her thumb off? WTF!

[haticK]

that is just sickkkkkkk

[Aberdash]

Don't see the problem.

[Poser]

emo.

[Death2All]

The only sensible thing to do would be to murder her and eat her corpse.

[haticK]

The only sensible thing to do would be to murder her and eat her corpse.

that would require bath salts

[Brusi]

is the problem that she is a TR loyalist, or that she couldn't find a redder shade of nail-polish?

[Synapses]

This is pretty win. Did you see them and go O_O "HELL NO!"

[sylphaen]

Was she aiming for TR red or Vanu purple with outlines ? I guess either way, it's a bad sign for you... The real question is, would you really be NC if you did not let her choose her nails color ?
:p

[Jeepo]

This is pretty win. Did you see them and go O_O "HELL NO!"

Exactly what happened. After a few choice swear words she was like "wtf is Planetside"

[Captain1nsaneo]

The only sensible thing to do would be to murder her and eat her corpse.

This seems like the completely logical thing to do. May I recommend using barbecue sauce as a baste?

[Synapses]

This seems like the completely logical thing to do. May I recommend using barbecue sauce as a baste?

Like the other guy said. He just needs bath salts.

[Graywolves]

#TR4LIFE

[Firefly]

Fuck her.







Literally.

[SUBARU]

Its smiple.Just buy her some new blue & yellow nail polish.She will be so happy that you care about her nails,and she will remember why she loves you

[Raka Maru]

After 5 years she does this? What's a man to do? This is a proper breakdown in communication....

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6915/img20120711003630.jpg

Looks great! You should offer to help with her toes.

[Mr DeCastellac]

Too bad she didn't paint them purple and green.

I guess it's not as bad as blue and yellow.

[Tsunami]

After 5 years she does this? What's a man to do? This is a proper breakdown in communication....

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6915/img20120711003630.jpg

she cut off her thumb?

[Karrade]

Offer to worship her excellent choice of style, propose marriage, 4 and half children, and a goldfish named Bryan.

I think that about covers the standard response in this type of situation.

[Shadowrath]

I don't see a problem.

[Captain1nsaneo]

4 and half children

I thought the average was 2.06 (https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2127rank.html)?

[Canaris]

I take your girl friend is the brains of the outfit ;)
You should copy her lead and switch to Red and Black

!!!sU nioJ

[Kyonye]

that would require bath salts

Funny thing... The only form of any drug found in his system was THC. He smoked some damn good weed. No bath salts, or the like.

[Canaris]

Funny thing... The only form of any drug found in his system was THC. He smoked some damn good weed. No bath salts, or the like.

talk about your killer case of the munchies.... what to soon?

[andehh]

Man I had a total wtf moment... you have the exact same floor to me, and my gf changes her nails daily... I had a moment of is that her!? Hahaha :D

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[Jeepo]

Problem solved. She knows who is boss!

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg831/scaled.php?server=831&filename=img20120721wa0000.jpg&res=landing

[Arovien]

Problem solved. She knows who is boss!

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg831/scaled.php?server=831&filename=img20120721wa0000.jpg&res=landing
ugh yuck. yellow nails. this for real-reals?
/vomit

[The Loverator]

The only sensible thing to do would be to murder her and eat her corpse.


That reminds me on that Documentation-Interview someone had with an Asian Cannibal who murdered a Woman in France and ate some h~uuuge Parts of her Corpse.
And belief me. I was surprised that "the Documentation" had the Guts to even show some Pictures of her partially "to the Bones down" exploited Corpse.

So short: The Chance is about 98% that you would never have the Balls/Guts to do that.
It doesn't look even half as nice as most People can imagine to slaughter out a Human Corpse to devour human Flesh. ;)




greetings, LV. :wave:

[Shadowrath]

Problem solved. She knows who is boss!

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg831/scaled.php?server=831&filename=img20120721wa0000.jpg&res=landing

It burns the eyes!

[Grimster]

Hahaha, awesome. :)