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Comet
2012-07-19, 06:53 PM
It's Sunday evening when you get the call. You're putting out the bins, ready for rubbish collection, when your iPhone gives an urgent beep. It's the PlanetSide 2 app, telling you that one of your bases is under attack, that Vanu tanks are within firing range, that your squad has swung into action. A few taps of the screen tells you which squadmates are already en route. A friend messages you, urging you to join them because, hell, you're the most qualified Prowler pilot they've got. You rush to the PC, and you fire up the game.
The squad leader's already barking out orders through voice over IP. That's funny, you say, you thought she was on holiday. She tells you she is; she tells you she's issuing orders from her hotel room, tablet in hand. She tells you things won't be quite so funny when the Vanu capture those vital resources and turn them against you. She's squinting at a battle map that fills the tablet's screen, trying to anticipate the enemy's attack, and she has instructions for your deployment.
You do a quick background check on the incoming forces, because you swear those custom decals are familiar. Yeah, that's right, you tangled with this unit back at that research facility, about a week ago. It didn't go well, but since then you've unlocked a few more certifications on the Prowler, a few more surprises to stuff up your sleeve. The tank's engine roars into life and the moment your gunner climbs in, they've auto-joined you on voice chat. "What's our orders, boss?" he asks, and for just a moment you stare out the window at your neglected bins. "It's time," you tell him, "To take out the trash."

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LOL <3:groovy:

Landtank
2012-07-19, 06:56 PM
HAH! That's so good. Goddamn that got me so fired up for this game.

xGalwYn
2012-07-19, 06:57 PM
That's some good eatin'.

Talented Maori
2012-07-19, 07:03 PM
Enough of the story....., make the film already :D

Dacrim
2012-07-19, 07:03 PM
lol that was great. It would actually be a really smart move by SOE to make a trailer showcasing those features of the game.

sylphaen
2012-07-19, 07:04 PM
Nicely put.
:thumbsup:

Maarvy
2012-07-19, 07:13 PM
It gets anoying after your called in for the 10th time to reverse park that useless B****'s prowler again ....

Women :rolleyes:

Braveliltoaster
2012-07-19, 07:22 PM
that was funny

Joe
2012-07-19, 07:29 PM
Love it! :D

Reizod
2012-07-19, 07:37 PM
Niiiice!!! Great intro... someone should send that over to SOE.

Comet
2012-07-19, 07:39 PM
Well, it's the intro from one of the recent reviews so I am sure they have seen it. It's just all win.

Dagron
2012-07-19, 08:27 PM
Yes, it's very nice! :)

EnderGraff
2012-07-19, 08:32 PM
Loved it! :D

Kran De Loy
2012-07-19, 08:43 PM
lols nice.

Emperor
2012-07-19, 08:50 PM
"What's our orders, boss?" he asks, and for just a moment you stare out the window at your neglected bins. "It's time," you tell him, "To take out the trash."
I was expecting this to end with, "Garbage day."

Garbage Day! (high quality) - YouTube

Comet
2012-07-19, 09:29 PM
What... just happened in that video...lololol.

Rivenshield
2012-07-19, 09:37 PM
Well, it's the intro from one of the recent reviews so I am sure they have seen it. It's just all win.

Sauce on that, please. :D We can't *not* read it now.

snaffe
2012-07-20, 05:58 AM
I was reading that and thinking "goddaning I need a tablet", another reason for a tablet. I need a tablet. Yepp, and use my phone somehow too. And like go all geek.

Like. yeah. divorce.

ChipMHazard
2012-07-20, 06:11 AM
Hehe well written:D

Vydofnir
2012-07-20, 06:19 AM
Am I the only one who read that last bit in David Caruso's voice?

http://youtu.be/_sarYH0z948

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!